BIG FOOT real or fake ?????

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-16-2008, 07:34 PM

Real

**0rion** · 08-16-2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Real

I partied with bigfoot a few years ago.....have to watch him closely or he'll drink all the beer.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-16-2008, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I partied with bigfoot a few years ago.....have to watch him closely or he'll drink all the beer.

Imma SOB, I partied with him too and the bastard ate all my nuts and pretzels. What a mooch.

His sister was pretty fn hot though

**Boomer Sooner** · 08-16-2008, 08:54 PM

glad you like sloppy 2nds.

**tigersport14** · 08-17-2008, 05:15 PM

^^ 3rds

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-17-2008, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

glad you like sloppy 2nds.

Originally Posted by tigersport14

^^ 3rds

I am so glad you guys trust my judgement. This is bigfoots sister, I was rather drunk when it went down:

**tigersport14** · 08-17-2008, 05:26 PM

i thought she looked more like this

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-17-2008, 06:01 PM

here is the real story...............the story says bigfoot was found in North GA. Well thats where I live. And here is why Bigfoot was found dead. Long story short..........I was out on some back roads laying some cool blackmarks and the sudden Bigfoot ran out in front of my car almost wrecked me. Matter of fact put a put a dent in my hood. I locked the car down jumped out and said, "WTF WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KING KONG ?' Bigfoot spit and said, "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,you think Muhammad Ali was bad wait till you mess with me !. Really pissed me off. I told Bigfoot not to sing it but bring it. Dumbass thought I was going to ground and pound with him. When he got close to my car I jerked out my 30-30 rifle and with 1 shot blew his nuts off dove and caught them like Micheal Jordon diving for a basketball and with one motion jumped up and slam dunked them ballons for balls straight down his hairy ass throat. I stood back and laughed like a Hyena while he choked on his own balls. Matter of fact its been a few weeks now and I am still pissed off casue he dented Black Betty. So I just left Bigfoot out in the woods and some hunters found him and claimed they caught him. Thats ok though I didnt want anybody in my family to think that I am more anal over my car than I already am. IF they knew I killed Bigfoot over a dent they would disown me. So thats the real story of how Bigfoot died in North GA. Almost forgot to tell you that I cut his dick off (it took a chain saw) and put in under my rear wheels and did a cool burnout (sorry no video)

**Y2KPewterSS** · 08-17-2008, 06:04 PM

So you performed a Lorena Bobbit move on Bigfoot?

**tigersport14** · 08-17-2008, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

here is the real story...............the story says bigfoot was found in North GA. Well thats where I live. And here is why Bigfoot was found dead. Long story short..........I was out on some back roads laying some cool blackmarks and the sudden Bigfoot ran out in front of my car almost wrecked me. Matter of fact put a put a dent in my hood. I locked the car down jumped out and said, "WTF WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KING KONG ?' Bigfoot spit and said, "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,you think Muhammad Ali was bad wait till you mess with me !. Really pissed me off. I told Bigfoot not to sing it but bring it. Dumbass thought I was going to ground and pound with him. When he got close to my car I jerked out my 30-30 rifle and with 1 shot blew his nuts off dove and caught them like Micheal Jordon diving for a basketball and with one motion jumped up and slam dunked them ballons for balls straight down his hairy ass throat. I stood back and laughed like a Hyena while he choked on his own balls. Matter of fact its been a few weeks now and I am still pissed off casue he dented Black Betty. So I just left Bigfoot out in the woods and some hunters found him and claimed they caught him. Thats ok though I didnt want anybody in my family to think that I am more anal over my car than I already am. IF they knew I killed Bigfoot over a dent they would disown me. So thats the real story of how Bigfoot died in North GA. Almost forgot to tell you that I cut his dick off (it took a chain saw) and put in under my rear wheels and did a cool burnout (sorry no video)

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO im going to copy past and save that to paint LOLOLol

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-17-2008, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

So you performed a Lorena Bobbit move on Bigfoot?

Yes but after the burn out I did on that big snake he had I dont think doctors could put that one back on.........so no porn flims for Bigfoot

**0rion** · 08-17-2008, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

here is the real story...............the story says bigfoot was found in North GA. Well thats where I live. And here is why Bigfoot was found dead. Long story short..........I was out on some back roads laying some cool blackmarks and the sudden Bigfoot ran out in front of my car almost wrecked me. Matter of fact put a put a dent in my hood. I locked the car down jumped out and said, "WTF WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KING KONG ?' Bigfoot spit and said, "Float like a butterfly sting like a bee,you think Muhammad Ali was bad wait till you mess with me !. Really pissed me off. I told Bigfoot not to sing it but bring it. Dumbass thought I was going to ground and pound with him. When he got close to my car I jerked out my 30-30 rifle and with 1 shot blew his nuts off dove and caught them like Micheal Jordon diving for a basketball and with one motion jumped up and slam dunked them ballons for balls straight down his hairy ass throat. I stood back and laughed like a Hyena while he choked on his own balls. Matter of fact its been a few weeks now and I am still pissed off casue he dented Black Betty. So I just left Bigfoot out in the woods and some hunters found him and claimed they caught him. Thats ok though I didnt want anybody in my family to think that I am more anal over my car than I already am. IF they knew I killed Bigfoot over a dent they would disown me. So thats the real story of how Bigfoot died in North GA. Almost forgot to tell you that I cut his dick off (it took a chain saw) and put in under my rear wheels and did a cool burnout (sorry no video)

that's where I knew you were lying.....I saw that video you posted a few months ago of you trying to lay black marks. Nhrafirebird has longer streaks than that in his underwear.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 08-17-2008, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

that's where I knew you were lying.....I saw that video you posted a few months ago of you trying to lay black marks. Nhrafirebird has longer streaks than that in his underwear.

he has some mighty long streaks then