Spaz joke of the day...

**Spaz** · 09-18-2007, 10:43 AM

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old.
"I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,
"When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts,
"You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!"

**Spaz** · 09-18-2007, 10:44 AM

and one more...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

**Spaz** · 09-18-2007, 10:48 AM

aww hell... one more...

An officer was sitting on the side of the road watching for speeders. He noticed a car coming and held out his radar gun to clock them. He was startled to see they were only going 22 mph. He decided to pull them over as they are just as dangerous as speeders.

He walks up to the car and notices there are 5 elderly women. All the women were wide eyed and pale as ghosts. As he gets to the driver side window the old lady driving the car says, "Officer, why are you pulling me over? I was going the exact speedlimit that the sign showed!" The officer tries not to chuckle as he explains to the lady that the sign meant they were on Route 22 and that the speed limit is 55 mph. He then looks in the backseat and notices the three women in the back were shaking and very pale. He says "Is everything ok ladies?" The driver looks at the officer and grins and says "Oh we're fine, we just got off of Route 127."