Spaz joke of the day...

[Spaz]

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. "My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

[burnws6]

haha............omg.......I cant stop fukkin laughing....holy shit................lmfao......................

[LS1FirehawkWS6]

I got one : An elderly man arrives at the doctors office for his yearly checkup. After the physical, the old man's doctor replies, "Well, you seem to be in extraordinary health for a man of your age. Can I ask you what's your secret?"
The old man replies, "Well doc, I have an incredible relationship with God."

Intrigued by the gentleman's comment the doctor asks, "Why do you think you have a special relationship with Him?"

"Well", the old man mutters, "In the middle of the night, I usually wake up with a sudden urge to urinate. God realizes that I can't see to well anymore and he turns the lights on for me. And when I'm done, He shuts them back off for me too."

In total shock, the doctor replies "That's simply amazing. Well sir, I'm very happy for you." , as the old man left the office.

Later on that evening the doctor calls the old man's wife just for peace of mind. The old man's wife answers the phone: "Hello?"

"Hello ma'am", the doctor replies, "I just had your husband here for his physical and I have a question I want to ask you."

"Is he alright?" the old lady asks. "He's fine", says the doctor "I was wondering, do you know about your husband's relationship with God?"

"By what do you mean sir?" the old woman questions. "Well, your husband said that he wakes up and needs to go to the bathroom and God turns the lights on for him. When he's finished, God turns them back off for him as well".

There's a long awkward pause than the old woman sighs. Then the doctor hears from the other side of the line, "Damnit all, Herbert, are you pissing in the refridgerator again?!?"

[burnws6]

uh oh......jesusfan is gonna be pisssssed