Humpday humor....

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2008, 02:07 PM

Subject: Home remedies

These really work... I use them all the time!

1. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you slice.

2. Avoid arguements with the females about putting the toilet seat down by peeing in the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough then take a large dose of laxative. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You need only two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem.

Thought for the day:

Some people are like Slinkies: Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.