How can you slap?

**nillam1** · 09-26-2009, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

True story but some what long (its really good tho)

So me and 5 of my buddies are camping with these 3 girls that we have known for years. Well, were just chilling while the girls are pounding wine like its nobodies business. After a couple hours this one girl goes up to my buddy and asks if he wants to fuck her, he says no because he finds her to be completely nasty. She gets mega pissed and storms off saying she is going to drive home (2 hour drive) and she is TRASHED. I go ahead and sit in the drivers seat and tell her she is going no place and to go back to her tent to sleep or keep drinking here. She then starts screaming in my face all sorts of shit when I call her a bitch......BAM!!! She punches me closed fist with one ring on her ring finger, about 7 times in my face, giving me a black eye and cutting my nose up from my glasses. I make a fist......cock back...... calm down and call 911. She gets arrested for assault and battery, I stay drinking. If one and I mean one more punch would have been thrown....I may not have been able to keep my wits about me and call the police. She would have had her fucking teeth knocked down her throat.

You did the right thing! might have been easier to just fuck her, though. LOL.

**Smittro** · 09-26-2009, 06:29 PM

I've never ever hit a woman in my life. But I have been known to (man handle) drag them off their feet by their hair.. Can't bring myself to hit a women, just might kill her if I do..

**nillam1** · 09-26-2009, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Smittro

I've never ever hit a woman in my life. But I have been known to (man handle) drag them off their feet by their hair.. Can't bring myself to hit a women, just might kill her if I do..

UNGA BUNGA, me strong, LOL.

**cammed goat** · 09-26-2009, 06:49 PM

I used to hit back when girls slapped me. Now I just grab their slapping hand and twist it back as cops do it to subdue. Either that, or I grab their slapping hand and kick their feet out from underneath them or flip them over my shoulder. That way there are no bruises to charge me with.

But I have seen when we get slapped, and they see us reach for the cell phone, they get all whiny and apologetic. Yeah...real "tough" women, eh?

**nillam1** · 09-26-2009, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by cammed goat

I used to hit back when girls slapped me. Now I just grab their slapping hand and twist it back as cops do it to subdue. Either that, or I grab their slapping hand and kick their feet out from underneath them or flip them over my shoulder. That way there are no bruises to charge me with.

But I have seen when we get slapped, and they see us reach for the cell phone, they get all whiny and apologetic. Yeah...real "tough" women, eh?

What are you doing that makes chics want to hit you so much?

**cammed goat** · 09-26-2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by nillam1

What are you doing that makes chics want to hit you so much?

Welp, in my old hometown, if a guy ignored a girl who was being a troll/attention whore, the girls felt they had the absolute right to slap us or kick us in the balls. WRONG THING TO DO. If they wanted to be attention whores, and we didn't want to be bothered, then the wise thing should have been for them to simply walk away. I guess that was too easy for them. The last chick who slapped me made death threats if I slapped her back, she saw me reach for my phone and she made with the crocodile tears and her friends all began to plead with me to not call it in...after they all told me the chick had "head problems" then hid behind her acting like they did nothing wrong. I ceased contact with them and occasionally see some of her friends at car shows and I ignore them when they attempt to make small talk. Some folks just don't understand in real life there is either right or wrong...never in between. And when they piss people off, they act the victim and become hostile.

**Smkn_TA** · 09-26-2009, 07:18 PM

Only one woman has ever slapped Sarge...Amelia Earhart.

**Spaz** · 09-26-2009, 07:30 PM

she got what she deserved...

**cammed goat** · 09-26-2009, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Only one woman has ever slapped Sarge...Amelia Earhart.

Now THAT is old age right there.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 09-26-2009, 07:46 PM

Girls thought it was REAL funny in elementary school to hit guys in the balls (some fags did it too). I'm suing all they asses if I can't have bebes. The double standard for girls and guys is bs. I'm not saying that dudes should be able to hit women, just that they shouldn't be let off basically when hitting guys.