Critique my soon to be facebook status

[justinmc978]

you all now know why texas kicks so much ass

[toi tyme]

Wow, you're not at all normal. Fuck on a guy's want to fuck schedule, wrench on stuff, and drive an ss. I have to deal with the snooty bitches down here in rich folk town

actually ive never had a bf that could keep up with my own sex drive.

[310stanger]

Finally starting to understand why texans love their state soo much

[86 IROC-Z]

Does your boyfriend know how to open a fuckin door? jesus christ.

[blackSS01]

IB4T "Its texas"


Damn it!!!!

[toi tyme]

Does your boyfriend know how to open a fuckin door? jesus christ.

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha

[86 IROC-Z]

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha

This is why its good to balance book smarts and street smarts, either/or doesn't work out too well.

[toi tyme]

Finally starting to understand why texans love their state soo much

always does it bigger and better

[310stanger]

lmao and he got into vanderbilt..haha

kids dick should have came with a freakin instruction manual. Needs a schematic of your vagina and a teacher to show him first

[Hi-Po]

always does it bigger and better

Um, your BF is orginally from Texas correct? Doesnt sound like he does shit better then any in this thread.

[toi tyme]

This is why its good to balance book smarts and street smarts, either/or doesn't work out too well.

yeah....

i miss my fav stuff so bad....


im surprised this thread hasnt gotten locked.....


but my whole concept is dont have sex with your ex..haha
and we are compare contrasting my sucky sex life relationship crap with your ex and still sex life..hahah facebook.. there.. all summed up

[c5z28]

actually ive never had a bf that could keep up with my own sex drive.

This is ls1.com we all have 10" dicks are over 6' and make women howl like a wild dog.

[wheeliE-maxx]

always does it bigger and better

Like my engine and dick. Ok well 10" and a 5.7 liter aren't THAT big

[toi tyme]

kids dick should have came with a freakin instruction manual. Needs a schematic of your vagina and a teacher to show him first

this is why i wanted him to have experience first.. lol

Um, your BF is orginally from Texas correct? Doesnt sound like he does shit better then any in this thread.

well raised here.. idk if they were born here but i think so


IF you compared him to his brothers... hes a lost cause.. His brothers are the CHICK magnets! Tall, handsome.. like they can get ANY girl they want.. and do.

[86 IROC-Z]

yeah....

i miss my fav stuff so bad....


im surprised this thread hasnt gotten locked.....


but my whole concept is dont have sex with your ex..haha
and we are compare contrasting my sucky sex life relationship crap with your ex and still sex life..hahah facebook.. there.. all summed up

we're still on topic


kinda

[toi tyme]

This is ls1.com we all have 10" dicks are over 6' and make women howl like a wild dog.

is your avatar a car wreck..i think i see a vette..? haha

[toi tyme]

we're still on topic


kinda

TRUE... kinda...











thanks guys for putting sex in my head..its not like it has been the only thing up there anyways since the last time i actually had some good sex,whenever that was.

lol

[86 IROC-Z]

thanks guys for putting sex in my head..its not like it has been the only thing up there anyways since the last time i actually had some good sex,whenever that was.

lol

Just make one of the whiteknights month by cybering with him.

[310stanger]

sex is ALWAYS on topic on this site

[toi tyme]

Just make one of the whiteknights month by cybering with him.

what fun is that for me!?

++i dont do the DIY crap ++
i need that up on me.. lol not through a computer screen..lol