Critique my soon to be facebook status

[blackSS01]

so wait..... no foreplay cause he couldnt find where to go, doesnt know how to stick it in and you had to do it for him in only 2 positions and he only lasted seconds? man that must have been awesome! lmao

I feel so bad for this girl

[310stanger]

shit i wonder if i been getting the right hole now........ lmao

[toi tyme]

So whats the norm? Is he terrible or was my ex really lucky?

Im used to like foreplay... on both parts for awhile... sex in 5-7 positions like 1-2 hours sometimes less.. some times more


or shorter like 30 min, break, 30 min, break.. like 4 times in 4 hours.

but with every guy, foreplay was always me doing something to him... never focusing on myself

edit: until more recently this summer, i started having more things done to myself


uhh i know im gonna get judged for all this sex talk by SOMEONE, and btw.i dont care..I believe a women can talk about their sex life just as any guy can. ..i dont mind being completely open and honest about it..i see nothing wrong with it.

[toi tyme]

hahaha

and now yall see why im so frustrated!

[310stanger]

hahaha

and now yall see why im so frustrated!

even my first time i still gave her a lousy 10 minutes lol

[Hi-Po]

Im used to like foreplay... on both parts for awhile... sex in 5-7 positions like 1-2 hours sometimes less.. some times more


or shorter like 30 min, break, 30 min, break.. like 4 times in 4 hours.

but with every guy, foreplay was always me doing something to him... never focusing on myself

I can honestly say, that after being with the same girl for a while now... Marathons are something to do on the weekends. Screw the 2 hour fuck sessions. Half the time now, I tell her to go get herself 'ready' and Ill be there in 5 minutes. Foreplay? Not on those times. Lets get to the point. Were not making love every god damn time we fuck.

[blackSS01]

OMG!!! My ex always wanted me to do the foreplay on her. I went down to the Y atleast 200 times in the last year while she gave me.......how many blowjobs.......2 yes thats the correct number 2!!! I enjoy going down but want a little love in return. Thank god I'm single

[toi tyme]

I can honestly say, that after being with the same girl for a while now... Marathons are something to do on the weekends. Screw the 2 hour fuck sessions. Half the time now, I tell her to go get herself 'ready' and Ill be there in 5 minutes. Foreplay? Not on those times. Lets get to the point. Were not making love every god damn time we fuck.

well of course..i love quickies... i honestly dont make love either... just with one bf that was really serious... other are just sex. I like them quick, i like them rough, or long or slow.. whatever..i just like sex.

[86 IROC-Z]

Im used to like foreplay... on both parts for awhile... sex in 5-7 positions like 1-2 hours sometimes less.. some times more


or shorter like 30 min, break, 30 min, break.. like 4 times in 4 hours.

but with every guy, foreplay was always me doing something to him... never focusing on myself

That sucks. Foreplay was always done to her from me, because I know girls need a bit to get warmed up. For me, on the other hand, was her getting naked, boner achieved, good to go.

Edit: I enjoyed doing it to her, too, that adds to it I guess.

[toi tyme]

OMG!!! My ex always wanted me to do the foreplay on her. I went down to the Y atleast 200 times in the last year while she gave me.......how many blowjobs.......2 yes thats the correct number 2!!! I enjoy going down but want a little love in return. Thank god I'm single

WTF! My bfs get head at least once a day.. and sex a few times a day..

on the week where i cant, he gets head everyday maybe more than once, and i get a back rub



that was one agreement... with one bf... and similar to many others


but now im seeing me giving bj and no back rub..I have pretty serious probs with my cartilage in my spine and my back always hurts... i couldnt even get a massage from my latest bf cuz there was no point, he can not rub.

[Hi-Po]

That sucks. Foreplay was always done to her from me, because I know girls need a bit to get warmed up. For me, on the other hand, was her getting naked, boner achieved, good to go.

Damn right. Thats why you start telling her to get herself ready. Its a beautiful thing when you dont have to do anything pre-insertion.


What was this thread about?

[blackSS01]

WTF! My bfs get head at least once a day.. and sex a few times a day..

on the week where i cant, he gets head everyday maybe more than once, and i get a back rub



that was one agreement... with one bf... and similar to many others


but now im seeing me giving bj and no back rub..I have pretty serious probs with my cartilage in my spine and my back always hurts... i couldnt even get a massage from my latest bf cuz there was no point, he can not rub.

Lets get married. 1 BJ a day for a back rub.....can't get better then that. I am the FUCKIN BACK RUB MASTERRRRR!!!

[toi tyme]

That sucks. Foreplay was always done to her from me, because I know girls need a bit to get warmed up. For me, on the other hand, was her getting naked, boner achieved, good to go.

Edit: I enjoyed doing it to her, too, that adds to it I guess.

yeah im the same way..i really dont need foreplay... once hes ready, im good to go asap..

[Hi-Po]

WTF! My bfs get head at least once a day.. and sex a few times a day..

on the week where i cant, he gets head everyday maybe more than once, and i get a back rub



that was one agreement... with one bf... and similar to many others


but now im seeing me giving bj and no back rub..I have pretty serious probs with my cartilage in my spine and my back always hurts... i couldnt even get a massage from my latest bf cuz there was no point, he can not rub.

Your current BF sounds like he cant do shit.

[toi tyme]

Lets get married. 1 BJ a day for a back rub.....can't get better then that. I am the FUCKIN BACK RUB MASTERRRRR!!!

hah back rubs were only that week.. and like once or twice during normal weeks..


but it usually went... back rub.. bj.. then id give him a hand massage.

[86 IROC-Z]

Your current BF sounds like he cant do shit.

[wheeliE-maxx]

WTF! My bfs get head at least once a day.. and sex a few times a day..

on the week where i cant, he gets head everyday maybe more than once, and i get a back rub



that was one agreement... with one bf... and similar to many others


but now im seeing me giving bj and no back rub..I have pretty serious probs with my cartilage in my spine and my back always hurts... i couldnt even get a massage from my latest bf cuz there was no point, he can not rub.

Wow, you're not at all normal. Fuck on a guy's want to fuck schedule, wrench on stuff, and drive an ss. I have to deal with the snooty bitches down here in rich folk town

[blackSS01]

hah back rubs were only that week.. and like once or twice during normal weeks..


but it usually went... back rub.. bj.. then id give him a hand massage.

Fuck....I'll give you a back rub a day for 1 bj a day. 1 = 1 in my book

[310stanger]

Does your boyfriend know how to open a fuckin door? jesus christ.

[toi tyme]

even my first time i still gave her a lousy 10 minutes lol

hahahahahha i could only dream of that the 7th-10th time