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  1. 07-24-2007, 10:47 AM #21
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    How can we forget this one .....

    Quote Originally Posted by aerialist
    Any LS1.com babes here want to watch me on webcam?
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  2. 07-24-2007, 11:02 AM #22
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    11-07-2005, 05:57 AM #1
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    Our trusty camaro got to stretch out and run last night.Had to help neighboring town in persuit.They iniciated a stop and the suspect fled from them,it came through our town and they asked us to go lead car they only have old crown vics amd impalas-FWD model...We chased suspect down to highway and then south towards texas.Suspect was driving a stolen MG Mercedes Benz boy those are fast.I was averaging according to radar 158mph and our camaro was ahead of me.Steve was on his ass ond not giving him a bit of room.Down near the town of pauls valley suspect exited highway and crashed out when he failed to negotiate turn. He was ejected from the vehice and I called DRT(DEAD RIGHT THERE) Let me tell you that new engine will run.I don't think a persons life is worth a stolen car I wish he would have just stopped.To tell you how slow those impalas are he lost sight of us 4 miles into chase and arrived at crash scene 4 minutes after crash.Let me say I WOULD BE EMBARASSED..


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  3. 07-24-2007, 11:43 AM #23
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    hahahahahaha....the infamous lawdog...he spelled pursuit, persuit...lmfao


    wait...didnt i spell Misdemeanor wrong a couple of days ago...
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  4. 07-24-2007, 01:34 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by eddierox View Post
    How can we forget this one .....
    TYVM for not providing the link but I do miss aerialist as he was a kewl sh1t esp. compared to The Answer!

    Here is another 'gooder':

    Quote Originally Posted by hotrodd View Post
    Oh, I gotta post this, cause it really makes me laugh.

    ONE of the chicks on this board is a stripper that works for me.

    But I'm not gonna out her, because if she wanted you guys to know, she'd let you know herself.
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  5. 07-24-2007, 02:05 PM #25
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  6. 07-24-2007, 05:27 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by fox87stang View Post
    11-07-2005, 05:57 AM #1
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    Our trusty camaro got to stretch out and run last night.Had to help neighboring town in persuit.They iniciated a stop and the suspect fled from them,it came through our town and they asked us to go lead car they only have old crown vics amd impalas-FWD model...We chased suspect down to highway and then south towards texas.Suspect was driving a stolen MG Mercedes Benz boy those are fast.I was averaging according to radar 158mph and our camaro was ahead of me.Steve was on his ass ond not giving him a bit of room.Down near the town of pauls valley suspect exited highway and crashed out when he failed to negotiate turn. He was ejected from the vehice and I called DRT(DEAD RIGHT THERE) Let me tell you that new engine will run.I don't think a persons life is worth a stolen car I wish he would have just stopped.To tell you how slow those impalas are he lost sight of us 4 miles into chase and arrived at crash scene 4 minutes after crash.Let me say I WOULD BE EMBARASSED..


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    Quote Originally Posted by burnws6 View Post
    hahahahahaha....the infamous lawdog...he spelled pursuit, persuit...lmfao


    wait...didnt i spell Misdemeanor wrong a couple of days ago...
    he also forgot like 11 punctuation marks, doesnt know how to space after each punctuation mark, spelled "initiate" wrong, and also spelled "and" wrong (but that one was just a typo im sure)
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  7. 07-24-2007, 06:07 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    TYVM for not providing the link but I do miss aerialist as he was a kewl sh1t esp. compared to The Answer!

    Here is another 'gooder':
    .. I musta missed the one about the stripper.
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  8. 07-24-2007, 06:33 PM #28
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    i think this is the best one i've come across over the last few years by far. but it isn't from ls1.


    Originally Posted by joblo1978
    Watching those guys shoot at targets is scary. I've been there. They really do suck. Trying to get them to hit 50m zero targets in a tight shot group, forget that shit.

    An Iraqi with a gun is about as useful as a shit flavored lollipop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post
    .. I musta missed the one about the stripper.
    Do not go there or the speedo pics could resurface!

    Here is a sweet quote from Spaz:

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    ...your car adapts to how you drive it... when some one else drives it, it is like your car getting a yeast infection... it irritates it....
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  10. 07-25-2007, 07:16 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    Do not go there or the speedo pics could resurface!
    oh no ... no no ... not the webcam speedos !!!!!!
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  11. 07-25-2007, 08:37 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by eddierox View Post
    How can we forget this one .....
    did you just quote yourself in the 6th person??
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  12. 07-25-2007, 08:45 AM #32
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  13. 07-25-2007, 09:39 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by snaggeltooth View Post
    most used quote......lol.....
    most fukkin annoying too.....wanted to rip my hair off everytime he used it....luckily he stopped
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  14. 07-25-2007, 11:59 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post
    .. I musta missed the one about the stripper.
    It caused quite a stir with allot of speculation, he is some theories:

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    It's sexyws6mama isn't it? Something tells me it is.
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    Hey I believe you, but could you show me some proof anyways I love strippers
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    75% agree ORRRR!!! I bet it's keliente...just b/c she was always playing off shit about being a girl and heckling other chicks here for being "girlie"
    Quote Originally Posted by apache View Post
    Haha. Too bad Hotrod (aka Tony Montana from Scarface) won't tell us who it is! But for some reason I also doubt he is the owner of any strip clubs. It would be so easy for him to just post a pic or two to show us a photo of one of his clubs with a girl or something. But nope, not even that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble maker View Post
    I don't think so...considering she always tilts her head to the right in every picture.One would think she would bump into everything she encountered on the opposite side!Bump@#$%!,OOFF!@#$%,&*()!!
    Turns out the members name was 'Vette Chick' as confirmed by DJ getting pics at a local 'gentlemens club'...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    It caused quite a stir with allot of speculation, he is some theories:



    Turns out the members name was 'Vette Chick' as confirmed by DJ getting pics at a local 'gentlemens club'...
    Geez, how did I miss this?
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    i hate strippers....he altered my post!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SexOnWheels View Post
    Turns out the members name was 'Vette Chick' as confirmed by DJ getting pics at a local 'gentlemens club'...
    i have some pics of Vette Chick on my comp...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    i have some pics of Vette Chick on my comp...
    post her in the gf thread so you feel special
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