another spaz joke...

**Spaz** · 06-21-2007, 03:05 PM

Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and

still hasn't gotten out of her mourning stage.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to
get back into the world.

Finally, Karen says she'd go out, but didn't know
anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies: "Mom! I have
someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one
another and after dating for six weeks, he asks her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills.
Their first night there, she undresses as he does.

There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
panties; he in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks:

"Why the black panties?"

She replies: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is
yours to explore, but down there I am still in
mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing
there with the black panties on, and he is in his birthday
suit, except that he is wearing a black condom.

She looks at him and asks: "What's with the black
condom?"

He replies: "I want to offer my deepest condolences."