freaks in your area...

[Spaz]

i got two that stick out for me...


#1. poop pants lady...

i walk in to the grocery store to see one of the employee's cleaning a smear on the floor... i thought "nasty... some kid shit their self and someone drove their cart through it"... then i get to the cheese and egg area and there stand a woman in grey sweat pants with shit all over her ass... since then there have been 3 occurances of her shitting her self in the store... most likely someone who gets their jollys from it...


#2. bat shit crazy old guy...

weird old guy in my neighborhood always talks to his self and can't remember who i am so i'll change my name through out the conversation to fuck with him and entertain myself... a few weeks back he held a conversation with my fence...



what do you guys got???

[KahanaReef]

A trip to downtown Los Angeles? Plenty...

Sounds like the old guy in your neighborhood has a bit of dementia and shouldn't be out walking around unattended. You may want to find out where he lives. He might be an escape artist with loved ones wondering where the hell he goes and what he's doing

[SiggyZ]

What grocery store? A Wal Mart?

i got two that stick out for me...


#1. poop pants lady...

i walk in to the grocery store to see one of the employee's cleaning a smear on the floor... i thought "nasty... some kid shit their self and someone drove their cart through it"... then i get to the cheese and egg area and there stand a woman in grey sweat pants with shit all over her ass... since then there have been 3 occurances of her shitting her self in the store... most likely someone who gets their jollys from it...


#2. bat shit crazy old guy...

weird old guy in my neighborhood always talks to his self and can't remember who i am so i'll change my name through out the conversation to fuck with him and entertain myself... a few weeks back he held a conversation with my fence...



what do you guys got???

[Spaz]

What grocery store? A Wal Mart?

redeners supermarket and BJ's (i still lol at this name) wholesale club and my wife seen her somewhere else...

[024mula]

What grocery store? A Wal Mart?

Who gives a shit?

[SiggyZ]

Interesting name for a grocery store, but I've got one better. I've heard of a store called The Mad Butcher and their slogan was "You Can't Beat the Mad Butchers Meat".

redeners supermarket and BJ's (i still lol at this name) wholesale club and my wife seen her somewhere else...

[CJREX]

Who gives a shit?

Apparently the gal in sweatpants, and seemingly quite often.

[GTP231]

My bat shit crazy old bitch neighbor. Apparently she thinks I'm an asshole who's up to something I won't get away with. We have yet to figure out what it is though. She likes to cuss me out when I say hi or wave

My naiegbor across the street. Likes to walk around with no shirt on and just his socks. Think he's had one too many trips to an E.R. though

[SMWS6TA]

Come on Spaz I live in the Lower Butt Crack of Alabama........

[98TransAmWs-6]

I had a neighbor that would get in a screaming match with her daughter over bs at 6:00 to 6:30 am before she drove to school every morning.

[GTP231]

redeners supermarket and BJ's (i still lol at this name) wholesale club and my wife seen her somewhere else...

Hmmm maybe that's why the Langhorne Redeners smells like piss...

[LimeNine]

does she count as a freak?

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

yummy

[pajeff02]

This is one from southeastern PA that I run into on occasion...

[tnthub]

A few years back when my epileptic parakeet was alive, I went to the local Walmart with him. He liked to burrow in my leather jacket in the armpit area and nestle around like he was building himself a little fort. He would also chirp a bit and so as I walked around the store I had this idea to put a rather dumb look on my face (not hard to do), open the collar to my jacket a bit, and talk to him. I said things like "How is it going in there", and Are you comfortable yet", followed up by things like "Don't you think we should wait until we get home before you start doing that?"...

It was not long before Walmart people began to notice my activity and I saw several of them keeping a safe distance, yet casually following me around the store, just watching, in case I did something epic. The highlight was when I was standing in front of the frozen vegetable section and I kept asking my parakeet if he wanted to get in the freezer and cool off. It was at that point a rather portly security person asked if I was alright and I opened my coat and the parakeet climbed up my t-shirt and started chirping at him. He stepped back quickly in a bit of shock, and I grinned. Then he grinned, and said "Good prank, now get the damn bird out of the store."

As far as actual crazy people, we have plenty in my town. One fellow everyone has nicknamed "Mr. Shuffles" because of the way he walks, no more than one exact footstep in front of the other, shuffling as he goes, and a lady we call "Crazy Jane" as she literally has a single wandering eye and perpetually pissed off look as she makes a point of telling you everything you are doing is wrong as she walks around.

[SiggyZ]

I'll bet she's a freak between the sheets.

does she count as a freak?

[35th-ANV-SS]

Usually girls that look like freaks are just the opposite in bed from my experience. It's the innocent ones that are fun.

[98TransAmWs-6]

Usually girls that look like freaks are just the opposite in bed from my experience. It's the innocent ones that are fun.

Very true .

[Knight]

Every year around the end of June, they gather from all around the country in Carlisle, PA. Never seen so many wierdos......

[SiggyZ]

Not from my experience.

Usually girls that look like freaks are just the opposite in bed from my experience. It's the innocent ones that are fun.