OK this is the story

**310stanger** · 10-12-2009, 03:55 PM

how does that saying go? "no matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants". Truer words never spoken.

**Sarge** · 10-12-2009, 03:56 PM

Flip it to the left
Flip it to the right
Last drop of pee ends up for all to see
......................Some old fucker

**Z28Thunder** · 10-12-2009, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Add about 25 years to that...your balls hang down to your knees....farts come out of nowhere....and yes you walk around with pee stains on your sweats....so buy black sweats.....wear boxers to hold your knee length balls....and practice the time proven classic "who farted" look of disgust....

They never believe me when I say they come out of nowhere. I do tell them just wait until you get older, they will come from nowhere.

**Sarge** · 10-12-2009, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

They never believe me when I say they come out of nowhere. I do tell them just wait until you get older, they will come from nowhere.

Aint it true.....sum bitch just blow out your ass like somebody fired up a air compressor...small children drop right where they stood....
Man you do not want to be in a car during a hot day with the A/C on and all the windows rolled up coming home from the Mexican Cafe with my big ass...I'll fuck you up....
Worse than that is when Mama takes me to eat seafood...them crab cakes and asparagus...oh hell man...about 2am in the morning I gotta put the sheets out with my fire extinguisher.....I don't wear any underwear to bed after eating them damn crab cakes....just blow em off anyway....

**Z28Thunder** · 10-12-2009, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Aint it true.....sum bitch just blow out your ass like somebody fired up a air compressor...small children drop right where they stood....
Man you do not want to be in a car during a hot day with the A/C on and all the windows rolled up coming home from the Mexican Cafe with my big ass...I'll fuck you up....
Worse than that is when Mama takes me to eat seafood...them crab cakes and asparagus...oh hell man...about 2am in the morning I gotta put the sheets out with my fire extinguisher.....I don't wear any underwear to bed after eating them damn crab cakes....just blow em off anyway....

Yes it is bad when an entire room of people fall to the ground dead from them. I just look around and run out the door. I have to stay away from the eggs myself. Those strip the varnish off wood.

**0rion** · 10-12-2009, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by SiggyZ

Innovative, considering you stole that line from 'The Bucket List'.

actually, I wasn't even aware of that line being in the bucket list. Not to mention that saying has been around longer than the writers of the bucket list have been alive.