Critique my soon to be facebook status

[86 IROC-Z]

Perfect opportunity. That's when you grab her by the ankle and drag her into your room.

caveman style

[Hi-Po]

nice..


last time for me was on the bathroom floor the night before he left

haha

And those 10 seconda are still burned into your brain, until next time at least.

[310stanger]

no, its actually really easy. I'm just lazy an unmotivated.

I walked into my living room this morning and my roommates friend was sleeping with a girl, straight on the floor, just a blanket on them.

dude what kind of a motivation do you need to get ass while you are at college? You can pull it practically on accident just talking to them going to a class or something. I dont get it. YOU ARE NEVER gonna see that high a concentration of hot chicks in one given area and have reasons to talk to them ever again. Wait till you hit the workforce man

[toi tyme]

u need a rockstar!!

now that would be fun!

[Hi-Po]

caveman style

At this point, I think starting at the very beginning, basics, would be best for you.

[gd1996]

now that would be fun!

You'd find something wrong with him still.

[toi tyme]

hahahahahhaha

dam yall im so tired, but this is so interesting..ive been up now for 22 hours....

damsextalk

[86 IROC-Z]

At this point, I think starting at the very beginning, basics, would be best for you.

Worth a shot

[Hi-Po]

Wait till you hit the workforce man

Where just talking when land you a sexual harrasment charge

[toi tyme]

You'd find something wrong with him still.

what do you mean by that..?

[86 IROC-Z]

hahahahahhaha

dam yall im so tired, but this is so interesting..ive been up now for 22 hours....

damsextalk

You're right. I'm tired too.

Gonna fap and pass out.

Night fagits.

[Hi-Po]

hahahahahhaha

dam yall im so tired, but this is so interesting..ive been up now for 22 hours....

damsextalk

Im getting old, I had a nap at 9PM. Im wide awake.

[toi tyme]

Where just talking when land you a sexual harrasment charge

but thats the rush!! boss in the boss;s office


bjs in the back room bathroom.....good times..

[Hi-Po]

Night fagits.

Says the guy who forgot what a vagina is for.

[toi tyme]

You're right. I'm tired too.

Gonna fap and pass out.

Night fagits.

great thanks.. youll get to sleep peacefully and relieved

meanwhile we all have images of you fapping....

[310stanger]

Where just talking when land you a sexual harrasment charge

true story. they made you guys watch those videos too i see. literally anything you could ever say to pick up chicks falls under sexual harassment by their standards and they train the women there to accuse you of it. Same girl you see coming back to work with her fuckin shirt on inside out or backwards following week gets some dude a closed door meeting. fuck that shit

[c5z28]

You'd find something wrong with him still.

yah there was nothin wrong with her last bf
just want to point out we all called psycho before breakup.

[gd1996]

what do you mean by that..?

[310stanger]

but thats the rush!! boss in the boss;s office


bjs in the back room bathroom.....good times..

no love for the regular coworkers though eh? just the boss....

[gd1996]

yah there was nothin wrong with her last bf
just want to point out we all called psycho before breakup.

I'm just messing with her... believe me I remember the thread.