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Thread: So I am at my buddys house
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02-20-2009, 10:46 PM #21Oi!
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Dont americans have a toilet brush in the dunny? I mean, how the hell do you all scrub the crap off your ass after you finished backing one out? Handfuls of wadded paper or something??!!
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02-20-2009, 11:26 PM #22James Bond
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maybe she wasnt using the toilet, just the mirror to touch up make-up, the owner was whoever was before her
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02-20-2009, 11:34 PM #23UberTapping Friction Pimp
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Maybe it was bigfoot! Turd description fits!
"I am the executioner. When a crime is committed and the exalted state does not take vengeance nor move to punish, then comes time for the executioner to declare himself. I have waited long enough. The criminals are hereby sentenced to death. By fire. By earth. By water."
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02-21-2009, 05:12 AM #24Veteran
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this is america.....we use $100 bills. You guys keep a brush for scrubbing your ass' with? Who gets to clean that?
Originally Posted by Firebug
Dont americans have a toilet brush in the dunny? I mean, how the hell do you all scrub the crap off your ass after you finished backing one out? Handfuls of wadded paper or something??!!
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02-21-2009, 05:21 AM #25Moderator
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Should have broke out the phone and snapped a picture to post it on http://www.ratemypoo.com/
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02-21-2009, 07:57 AM #26Living the Dream
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Ahhhh, LoL... I always enjoy a good story about poop.
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02-21-2009, 07:59 AM #27I'm with him \l/
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got pics of this giant turd?
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02-21-2009, 08:01 AM #28Impounded
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Welcome to my life.
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02-21-2009, 08:02 AM #29Living the Dream
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You, sir, still hold the gold medal for funniest poop story of all time. With the MSPaint pics and all. Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
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02-21-2009, 08:48 AM #30Member
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thats fawkin great Sarge
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02-21-2009, 01:31 PM #31Oi!
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I dunno, when I finish rinsing the toothpaste out of it, it seems to come back to pearly white... Originally Posted by 0rion
this is america.....we use $100 bills. You guys keep a brush for scrubbing your ass' with? Who gets to clean that?
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02-21-2009, 02:53 PM #32Grand Imperial Wizard
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I wanna look up that lil girls ass and see where that thing came from. By the way my buddy said he knows who put the turd in the linen drawer
He said it was another of my buddies who got pretty hammered that night. He is sure of it. He aint gonna invite him to no more parties.
So what have we learned here....
1. Lil women can take massive shits.
2. If it is in the bowl and you walk in you have Giant Turd Ownership.
3. Please put cable cutters/blow torches/shovels/picks in your guest bathroom.
4. The drunkest mother fucker at the party gets the blame for everything.
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02-23-2009, 02:37 PM #33Senior Member
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Awesome story.
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02-23-2009, 04:11 PM #34Think Spring.....
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One of the best storys I've heard in a while....Bar none.
BTW if you can't find anything else to break it up----- A Tooth brush works wonders....Nobody will know till the next morning......
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02-23-2009, 08:40 PM #35Bone it like you own it
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Originally Posted by 4get gto
One of the best storys I've heard in a while....Bar none.
BTW if you can't find anything else to break it up----- A Tooth brush works wonders....Nobody will know till the next morning......
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02-23-2009, 11:04 PM #36Freezin in AK!
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Very true! Originally Posted by Sarge
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02-23-2009, 11:16 PM #37Pony_eater
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hahaha thats about all you can say to that hahah
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02-23-2009, 11:39 PM #38MANWHORE TEAM
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Ain't that the truth... Originally Posted by Sarge
I wanna look up that lil girls ass and see where that thing came from. By the way my buddy said he knows who put the turd in the linen drawer He said it was another of my buddies who got pretty hammered that night. He is sure of it. He aint gonna invite him to no more parties.
So what have we learned here....
1. Lil women can take massive shits.
2. If it is in the bowl and you walk in you have Giant Turd Ownership.
3. Please put cable cutters/blow torches/shovels/picks in your guest bathroom.
4. The drunkest mother fucker at the party gets the blame for everything.
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02-23-2009, 11:55 PM #39Stockitie Stock Stock
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This is the funniest thing ive heard and will probably hear this year, i have no doubts.
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02-24-2009, 02:56 AM #40Aw shucks.
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Oh man, I could dominate that site. Originally Posted by doberman 152
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