I Like Crazy Bitches Apparently....

BadBlueBird* · 02-06-2009, 08:40 AM

nots reading all that shit..

**suede** · 02-06-2009, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

*waits for chapter 2*

i sure hope there is no chapter 2.....

Originally Posted by BadBlueBird*

nots reading all that shit..

Meow.....

**0rion** · 02-06-2009, 11:18 AM

Originally Posted by suede

Ok so it starts with I meet a hairdresser from Rapid, (M) and she turns out to be a good friend of mine, and she wanted some DVD's burned so i was happy to do that, since she had given me a free haircut and paid for my sisters X-mas present, but anyways some of you remember the chick from California who is already known to be a lil on the high-strung wild side, (C) she comes into play in this also......

Ok so M comes over to my dorm to pick up her movies and a case of beer, and ends up sleeping with me on the futon after watching of a couple of the movies and i wake up the next morning and i look at my phone to see that i have 3 new text messages.... well C had sent me these lengthy messages about how she had a dream that night that i was sleeping with some other girl and how she walked in on it, and she woke up crying and a mess.... so I find this wierd as hell, because M is laying right next to me...well i didnt think much of it, till that night she was on facebook and comes on and says I think your a player.... all i can say is ok sure, its america you can think what you like...that pissed her off even more b/c she was looking for me to defend myself...lol but i got this whole speal about how i told her lesbian friend i was going to have to fix that (jokingly), and that i commented on a photo of one of my HS classmates about "what ever happened to you coming and living with me" and apparently i was told that me and C were going out, and i was like who when did this happen? I havent talked to you in pry 3 months and she just said idk i just thought thats what we decided, and i was like no no no, i said nothing of the sort, your in fucking california so how the fuck does that work....

so ok thats not to bad, didnt think much of it but then friday night i go to a party with some friends and play some games of beer pong and quarters, just having a good time, when this chick comes boiling outa the bathroom saying (E) is going to kill herself, so everyone panics like what do we do what do we do... i was like ah duh you get the knife away from her, but noone wanted to go in there so i walked in there and knelt down by her as she was sitting on the throne with this huge fucking knife and i got her calmed down to the point i got my hand on the back of the blade and tried to slowly pull it away and she flipped out and starts flailing around and i got stabbed/poked in the opposite forearm, it drew blood pretty good but nothing constituting stitches... so eventually i got her talked into letting go of the knife and she really started bawling and i gave her a hug and she says "idk what i would do without you, blah blah blah" i was like i really dont know you all that well but i didnt say that, just agreed ans she continued to cry on my shoulder and eventually pass out.... [/suiciderant]

so then saturday i didnt do much except go see morgan and tell her bout the whole deal with M, and come back sunday, well sunday, i go with some friends of mine from salem and M comes along too but i didnt invite her, but anyways we drive an hour and a half to go to a friends house for a big superbowl party and once again we are watching the game, eating some food, having a couple beers (talked to scooley) watched the fucking steelers win, M's a big steelers fan for future reference... but anyways after the game, we leave the shop and go to this girls house (L) who btw is a cardnals fan, and keep watching some TV and playing some speed quarters when my cousin shows up. well my cousin and M come to find out had dated and left on bad notes but not much was said between them, but L is drunk as shit and wants the steelers to die, so M's steelers shirt that she had borrowed gets taken off of her (she has a tank top on) with some help from my cousin, but the steelers shirt gets taken outside and litteraly set on fire, well M is pissed b/c she borrowed the shirt in the first place, but she goes into a bedroom all pissed off, my cousin and L go out spotlighting and i didnt htink much of it, till M comes out waving a 25-06 around... so she has my attention now.... shes saying how bout shes going to kill my cousin and anyone who tries to stop her so i kinda step in front of her a lil and she points that son of bitch at me and says dont even give me the slightest reason to use this, but i got her talked down a lil and got the gun pointed up in the air and her in a hug so she couldnt wave it around. then i worked it away from her and handed it to a buddy and she went back into the bedroom all crying and i went with her and got her calmed down.

she came back out with me and we continued to sit around and play games and stuff and my cousin and L come back from hunting to ask if anyone else wants to go, and M locks the doors on the house but eventually lets L back in to her own house, and they realize noone else is going with them and leave to go hunting again and M finds this huge knife and is threatening to slash his tires.... so once again i become a fucking hostage negotiator and the same sequence follows... get knife away she cries and goes to bedroom i calm her down, but realize they are gonna come back and she will snap again so i say say fuck it, i havent had a beer in a couple hours, i been drinking water, im fine and we load up in my buddies pickup at 3 am and i drove our happy asses an hour and a half back to rapid, they all passed out, noone wanted to stay up with me to make sure i didnt fall asleep, but we made it, and i carried 2 ppl up 3 flights of stairs before going to bed at about 5 and wakeing up at 7 to go take a fucking trig test......

this is about a 5 day period....

I too will quote that to hopefully piss someone off.

You really should check into finding some new people to hang out with....possibly people that don't drink. Life's to short to put up with this non-sense. Also, girl or not if she points a gun at me she might as well shoot me because that's insta-ass-beating in my book.

**suede** · 02-06-2009, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I too will quote that to hopefully piss someone off.

You really should check into finding some new people to hang out with....possibly people that don't drink. Life's to short to put up with this non-sense. Also, girl or not if she points a gun at me she might as well shoot me because that's insta-ass-beating in my book.

lol everyone keeps quoting this page will be long as F*ck, but as for the people who dont drink, I enjoy having a beer and talking with friends and just having a good time, but its the stupid bitches with the hs mentality that think they have never seen beer before and dont know their limits, so they just get pissed drunk..... that is what bothers me.... people who can not be mature and handle their alcohol, they should be slapped up with the bam-stick.

lol but as for fighting a woman, how does that work? if you win your the asshole who beat up a girl, if you lose you got beat by a girl, if you walk away your scared of a girl....

**ztrouble** · 02-06-2009, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by suede

lol but as for fighting a woman, how does that work? if you win your the asshole who beat up a girl, if you lose you got beat by a girl, if you walk away your scared of a girl....

In my eyes she came out with a gun, endangering your and your friends lives. You are in my opinion entitled to watever the fuck you have to do to make not only yourself but your friends safe. Fuck what every body else thinks

**suede** · 02-06-2009, 12:42 PM

lol true, but i ended up getting it handled without resorting to laying the smackdown...

**Nhra Firebird** · 02-06-2009, 12:48 PM

Pics of M, C, E and L

**Stevie** · 02-06-2009, 01:02 PM

maybe it is the crzy fucked up guys that attract the crazy bitches??

**ntimid8r** · 02-06-2009, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Stevie

maybe it is the crzy fucked up guys that attract the crazy bitches??

Why do I think the odds are very low for that to be the gawds honest truth.

**ztrouble** · 02-06-2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by ntimid8r

Why do I think the odds are very low for that to be the gawds honest truth.

why did I think that stevie would be in this thread defending crazy whores everywhere?

**ntimid8r** · 02-06-2009, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by ztrouble

why did I think that stevie would be in this thread defending crazy whores everywhere?

Well if you were just called out wouldn't you try to defend your honor???

**ntimid8r** · 02-06-2009, 01:35 PM

For the record....I've got nothing against Stevie and don't hold her in a low regard or anything.

***doberman 152*** · 02-06-2009, 01:36 PM

**ztrouble** · 02-06-2009, 01:37 PM

Bitches be crazy!

**Stevie** · 02-06-2009, 01:47 PM

had nothing to do with defening anyone i just hppen to have had afew conversations with the author of this story and well it doens;t surprise me

**ntimid8r** · 02-06-2009, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Stevie

had nothing to do with defening anyone i just hppen to have had afew conversations with the author of this story and well it doens;t surprise me

In my first post I was going to go back and edit in the fact that I think suede has a screw loose too. But I have to agree that there are some crazy azz chicks out there.......

**0rion** · 02-06-2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

Pics of M, C, E and L

**ntimid8r** · 02-06-2009, 01:57 PM

I'm actually concerned you took the time to make that.

**Hi-Po** · 02-06-2009, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

You took some time out of your life to make that, good for you.

Suede, you hang out with drama queens and kings man. Find new people. Those ones suck. Furthermore, If ANY person... Man, women, child, or retard waves a 25-06 in my face.... they get a beating as best I can lay down. Honestly,

Right when that dumb cunt handed over the rifle, I would have thrown the butt/stock off the rifle right into her nose and knocked that bitch out cold. I swear to god. No hugging, just a cold hard rifle butt stock to the damn nose. She would lay there bleeding all over the place and I would say...
YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!