I Like Crazy Bitches Apparently....

[suede]

Ok so it starts with I meet a hairdresser from Rapid, (M) and she turns out to be a good friend of mine, and she wanted some DVD's burned so i was happy to do that, since she had given me a free haircut and paid for my sisters X-mas present, but anyways some of you remember the chick from California who is already known to be a lil on the high-strung wild side, (C) she comes into play in this also......

Ok so M comes over to my dorm to pick up her movies and a case of beer, and ends up sleeping with me on the futon after watching of a couple of the movies and i wake up the next morning and i look at my phone to see that i have 3 new text messages.... well C had sent me these lengthy messages about how she had a dream that night that i was sleeping with some other girl and how she walked in on it, and she woke up crying and a mess.... so I find this wierd as hell, because M is laying right next to me...well i didnt think much of it, till that night she was on facebook and comes on and says I think your a player.... all i can say is ok sure, its america you can think what you like...that pissed her off even more b/c she was looking for me to defend myself...lol but i got this whole speal about how i told her lesbian friend i was going to have to fix that (jokingly), and that i commented on a photo of one of my HS classmates about "what ever happened to you coming and living with me" and apparently i was told that me and C were going out, and i was like who when did this happen? I havent talked to you in pry 3 months and she just said idk i just thought thats what we decided, and i was like no no no, i said nothing of the sort, your in fucking california so how the fuck does that work....


so ok thats not to bad, didnt think much of it but then friday night i go to a party with some friends and play some games of beer pong and quarters, just having a good time, when this chick comes boiling outa the bathroom saying (E) is going to kill herself, so everyone panics like what do we do what do we do... i was like ah duh you get the knife away from her, but noone wanted to go in there so i walked in there and knelt down by her as she was sitting on the throne with this huge fucking knife and i got her calmed down to the point i got my hand on the back of the blade and tried to slowly pull it away and she flipped out and starts flailing around and i got stabbed/poked in the opposite forearm, it drew blood pretty good but nothing constituting stitches... so eventually i got her talked into letting go of the knife and she really started bawling and i gave her a hug and she says "idk what i would do without you, blah blah blah" i was like i really dont know you all that well but i didnt say that, just agreed ans she continued to cry on my shoulder and eventually pass out.... [/suiciderant]


so then saturday i didnt do much except go see morgan and tell her bout the whole deal with M, and come back sunday, well sunday, i go with some friends of mine from salem and M comes along too but i didnt invite her, but anyways we drive an hour and a half to go to a friends house for a big superbowl party and once again we are watching the game, eating some food, having a couple beers (talked to scooley) watched the fucking steelers win, M's a big steelers fan for future reference... but anyways after the game, we leave the shop and go to this girls house (L) who btw is a cardnals fan, and keep watching some TV and playing some speed quarters when my cousin shows up. well my cousin and M come to find out had dated and left on bad notes but not much was said between them, but L is drunk as shit and wants the steelers to die, so M's steelers shirt that she had borrowed gets taken off of her (she has a tank top on) with some help from my cousin, but the steelers shirt gets taken outside and litteraly set on fire, well M is pissed b/c she borrowed the shirt in the first place, but she goes into a bedroom all pissed off, my cousin and L go out spotlighting and i didnt htink much of it, till M comes out waving a 25-06 around... so she has my attention now.... shes saying how bout shes going to kill my cousin and anyone who tries to stop her so i kinda step in front of her a lil and she points that son of bitch at me and says dont even give me the slightest reason to use this, but i got her talked down a lil and got the gun pointed up in the air and her in a hug so she couldnt wave it around. then i worked it away from her and handed it to a buddy and she went back into the bedroom all crying and i went with her and got her calmed down.

she came back out with me and we continued to sit around and play games and stuff and my cousin and L come back from hunting to ask if anyone else wants to go, and M locks the doors on the house but eventually lets L back in to her own house, and they realize noone else is going with them and leave to go hunting again and M finds this huge knife and is threatening to slash his tires.... so once again i become a fucking hostage negotiator and the same sequence follows... get knife away she cries and goes to bedroom i calm her down, but realize they are gonna come back and she will snap again so i say say fuck it, i havent had a beer in a couple hours, i been drinking water, im fine and we load up in my buddies pickup at 3 am and i drove our happy asses an hour and a half back to rapid, they all passed out, noone wanted to stay up with me to make sure i didnt fall asleep, but we made it, and i carried 2 ppl up 3 flights of stairs before going to bed at about 5 and wakeing up at 7 to go take a fucking trig test......

this is about a 5 day period....

[basballny2]

i think you need to find new grls haha

[suede]

No I got a great one, and i bout fucked that one up with M but we are good now...

But as friends yea....

[issues]

letters be crazy

[0rion]

I need to talk to Ed about putting a cap on the amount of letters than can go into a post. Man I was like 2 paragraphs in and decided to scroll it and see how much was left......I stopped at 2.

[ztrouble]

dude, im sorry but as soon as that bitch walked out of the house waving a gun around i would have taken it from her and beat her to fucking death with it. That shit is completely uncalled for

[suede]

I need to talk to Ed about putting a cap on the amount of letters than can go into a post. Man I was like 2 paragraphs in and decided to scroll it and see how much was left......I stopped at 2.

OK i re read it and it took me 4 minutes to read it, not like anyone who has time one here, isn't that busy

dude, im sorry but as soon as that bitch walked out of the house waving a gun around i would have taken it from her and beat her to fucking death with it. That shit is completely uncalled for

lol yea then a week later the TA would have broken glass and who knows what else fucked up.... but i agree, that whole weekend was uncalled for

[0rion]

OK i re read it and it took me 4 minutes to read it, not like anyone who has time one here, isn't that busy

I'm just glad I'm not the only one that has long ass winded posts. I didn't know there was a gun involved. Now see, you got a story there now. I'll go back and read the rest of it.

[suede]

lol cliff notes.... I have a stalker in Cali
I was stabbed
I had a gun pulled on me

[95camaroZNC]

Whyd you write so god damn much and i agree with the others, find some new damn friends.

[suede]

Whyd you write so god damn much and i agree with the others, find some new damn friends.

lol i got lots of good friends, i just try to be the hero too much i guess

[Firebug]

They are all crazy to some extent, just some worse than others...

[astyles]

lol cliff notes.... I have a stalker in Cali
I was stabbed
I had a gun pulled on me

and you did not get any sex.......wow dull nite...

[third_shift|studios]

Ok so it starts with I meet a hairdresser from Rapid, (M) and she turns out to be a good friend of mine, and she wanted some DVD's burned so i was happy to do that, since she had given me a free haircut and paid for my sisters X-mas present, but anyways some of you remember the chick from California who is already known to be a lil on the high-strung wild side, (C) she comes into play in this also......

Ok so M comes over to my dorm to pick up her movies and a case of beer, and ends up sleeping with me on the futon after watching of a couple of the movies and i wake up the next morning and i look at my phone to see that i have 3 new text messages.... well C had sent me these lengthy messages about how she had a dream that night that i was sleeping with some other girl and how she walked in on it, and she woke up crying and a mess.... so I find this wierd as hell, because M is laying right next to me...well i didnt think much of it, till that night she was on facebook and comes on and says I think your a player.... all i can say is ok sure, its america you can think what you like...that pissed her off even more b/c she was looking for me to defend myself...lol but i got this whole speal about how i told her lesbian friend i was going to have to fix that (jokingly), and that i commented on a photo of one of my HS classmates about "what ever happened to you coming and living with me" and apparently i was told that me and C were going out, and i was like who when did this happen? I havent talked to you in pry 3 months and she just said idk i just thought thats what we decided, and i was like no no no, i said nothing of the sort, your in fucking california so how the fuck does that work....


so ok thats not to bad, didnt think much of it but then friday night i go to a party with some friends and play some games of beer pong and quarters, just having a good time, when this chick comes boiling outa the bathroom saying (E) is going to kill herself, so everyone panics like what do we do what do we do... i was like ah duh you get the knife away from her, but noone wanted to go in there so i walked in there and knelt down by her as she was sitting on the throne with this huge fucking knife and i got her calmed down to the point i got my hand on the back of the blade and tried to slowly pull it away and she flipped out and starts flailing around and i got stabbed/poked in the opposite forearm, it drew blood pretty good but nothing constituting stitches... so eventually i got her talked into letting go of the knife and she really started bawling and i gave her a hug and she says "idk what i would do without you, blah blah blah" i was like i really dont know you all that well but i didnt say that, just agreed ans she continued to cry on my shoulder and eventually pass out.... [/suiciderant]


so then saturday i didnt do much except go see morgan and tell her bout the whole deal with M, and come back sunday, well sunday, i go with some friends of mine from salem and M comes along too but i didnt invite her, but anyways we drive an hour and a half to go to a friends house for a big superbowl party and once again we are watching the game, eating some food, having a couple beers (talked to scooley) watched the fucking steelers win, M's a big steelers fan for future reference... but anyways after the game, we leave the shop and go to this girls house (L) who btw is a cardnals fan, and keep watching some TV and playing some speed quarters when my cousin shows up. well my cousin and M come to find out had dated and left on bad notes but not much was said between them, but L is drunk as shit and wants the steelers to die, so M's steelers shirt that she had borrowed gets taken off of her (she has a tank top on) with some help from my cousin, but the steelers shirt gets taken outside and litteraly set on fire, well M is pissed b/c she borrowed the shirt in the first place, but she goes into a bedroom all pissed off, my cousin and L go out spotlighting and i didnt htink much of it, till M comes out waving a 25-06 around... so she has my attention now.... shes saying how bout shes going to kill my cousin and anyone who tries to stop her so i kinda step in front of her a lil and she points that son of bitch at me and says dont even give me the slightest reason to use this, but i got her talked down a lil and got the gun pointed up in the air and her in a hug so she couldnt wave it around. then i worked it away from her and handed it to a buddy and she went back into the bedroom all crying and i went with her and got her calmed down.

she came back out with me and we continued to sit around and play games and stuff and my cousin and L come back from hunting to ask if anyone else wants to go, and M locks the doors on the house but eventually lets L back in to her own house, and they realize noone else is going with them and leave to go hunting again and M finds this huge knife and is threatening to slash his tires.... so once again i become a fucking hostage negotiator and the same sequence follows... get knife away she cries and goes to bedroom i calm her down, but realize they are gonna come back and she will snap again so i say say fuck it, i havent had a beer in a couple hours, i been drinking water, im fine and we load up in my buddies pickup at 3 am and i drove our happy asses an hour and a half back to rapid, they all passed out, noone wanted to stay up with me to make sure i didnt fall asleep, but we made it, and i carried 2 ppl up 3 flights of stairs before going to bed at about 5 and wakeing up at 7 to go take a fucking trig test......

this is about a 5 day period....

i'll be that jack ass who quotes this novel just to make the page longer to scroll through . That was actually a really entertaining read! Definately movie worthy a-la "superbad" style ya know? I kinda feel bad for the girls, i mean, what the hell's in your damn water thats making them so fucking imbalanced????

[Justin23454]

Fucking emo pyshco bitches.

[hoosierSS02]

wow, those really are some crazy bitches. four steps to take here:

1. have sex with any or all of them one time/one more time, whatever. take the notches on your belt, but double wrap it to avoid one of them setting you up for pregnancy.
2. change your phone number, or act like you lost your phone for a week to them to get them off your case. they will move on to a new target, they are crazy after all and they need the attention.
3. tell the people on your floor not to let any of the crazy bitches listed above into your dormitory.
4. meet normal bitches, and enjoy college for what it is: drinking, drugs, and drunk hook ups with no lasting effects or drama.

[zero_proto]

man suede, i would have fucked every single one, i can't believe i actually read the whole speal but i did....if it was not you i would not have. But i am shit faced from last night, sake bombs and double makers mark on the rocks are killer.


I feel you on the girls though, seems i am on that train too....i want off!!!!!!!!!





























fucking crazy train.....why couldn't i catch the gravy train???

[suede]

They are all crazy to some extent, just some worse than others...

Ausie women arent this crazy, and i can vouch for that one...

and you did not get any sex.......wow dull nite...

See part "went to see morgan" and "deal with M"

wow, those really are some crazy bitches. four steps to take here:

1. have sex with any or all of them one time/one more time, whatever. take the notches on your belt, but double wrap it to avoid one of them setting you up for pregnancy.
2. change your phone number, or act like you lost your phone for a week to them to get them off your case. they will move on to a new target, they are crazy after all and they need the attention.
3. tell the people on your floor not to let any of the crazy bitches listed above into your dormitory.
4. meet normal bitches, and enjoy college for what it is: drinking, drugs, and drunk hook ups with no lasting effects or drama.

lol I've been with 2 of the 3 said crazy b*tches, but apparently sex with me is addicting or some shit... they have all been one nights that follow me around...

man suede, i would have fucked every single one, i can't believe i actually read the whole speal but i did....if it was not you i would not have. But i am shit faced from last night, sake bombs and double makers mark on the rocks are killer.


I feel you on the girls though, seems i am on that train too....i want off!!!!!!!!!

fucking crazy train.....why couldn't i catch the gravy train???

lol I need to get drunk... and ride the gravy train...

[FORD RECOVERY EXPERT]

*waits for chapter 2*

[NoscamaroSS]

letters be crazy

LOL!!