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    wow...some people should NOT be accountants.

    We mark up printing costs 25% as a handling and prep fee for the press. For some reason, my accounting person thinks we should take the figure [in this case, $1190] and divide it by .75 to get a 25% increase. I said YOU ARE DEAD ASS WRONG! she said "we've been doing that for years" and i said "then you've been price gouging the clients for years!"

    simple equation: 1190 x 1.25 = 1490 [rounded up]
    her version 1190 / .75 = 1587

    proof: 1190 / 4 = 297.5
    297.5 + 1190 = 1490 [rounded up]

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    oh, hilarious...i just got her 'reasoning'

    1190 /.75 = 1586
    .25 x 1586 = 396
    1190 + 396 = 1586

    sooooo we've not only gouged the client, but also COMPLETELY changed the original number.

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    SHHHHHHH now you can say everything is on sale!

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    send her that and see if she understands it...

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    here is who you need to do your accounting.

    He can count to infinity and divide by zero. Also if the numbers don't come out right he will pound them into submission until they are right.

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    What she was suggesting is “grossing up”. I see it occasionally when looking at payroll when employers do not want employees responsible for tax on non-cash bonuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    wow...some people should NOT be accountants.

    We mark up printing costs 25% as a handling and prep fee for the press. For some reason, my accounting person thinks we should take the figure [in this case, $1190] and divide it by .75 to get a 25% increase. I said YOU ARE DEAD ASS WRONG! she said "we've been doing that for years" and i said "then you've been price gouging the clients for years!"

    simple equation: 1190 x 1.25 = 1490 [rounded up]
    her version 1190 / .75 = 1587

    proof: 1190 / 4 = 297.5
    297.5 + 1190 = 1490 [rounded up]
    she? theres your problem right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
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    where the hell did you find this? and on that note why couln't Helen Keller Drive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rapter34 View Post
    where the hell did you find this? and on that note why couln't Helen Keller Drive?
    she's a woman...

    If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    she's a woman...

    If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?
    would it matter? shes a woman, remember?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
    would it matter? shes a woman, remember?

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    She's calculating a 25% margin in lieu of a 25% markup. Pretty standard actually.

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