A very important question to ya'll

**Musclefan21** · 01-04-2008, 07:23 PM

I was watching TV and drinking pepsi in a can. I got done drinking and started to smush the empty can then I remmebered something. I grabbed my wife's cat (I had to beg to that bitch to come to me, I was being very cheap so i could get her) and I grabbed a rope tied rope to empty can and the other end to cat's tail and I slowly put the cat on the floor (we have no carpets, everywhere is hardwood) and cat took off like a jet, traction was a big issue for all paw drive cat. she broke a world record by going through a huge house in 10 secs 3-4 times finally can flew away from the rope and cat stopped. cat thought maybe something was chasing her the entire time.

it was hillarious.

now the question is. AM I GONNA GO TO HELL?

(flame suit on)

**02Ls1Formula** · 01-04-2008, 07:34 PM

either way, that was funny shit

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 01-04-2008, 07:37 PM

Good I hate cats...

Did you finally sell your Cobra? I don't see it in your avatar anymore..

**FuhBreezeE** · 01-04-2008, 07:45 PM

I used to tape plastic bags to my cat's tail like a parachute and she did the same thing

**0rion** · 01-04-2008, 07:52 PM

tear off 4 small pieces of scotch tape and put it on the cats feet then put some music on the radio and watch it dance.

**FuhBreezeE** · 01-04-2008, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

tear off 4 small pieces of scotch tape and put it on the cats feet then put some music on the radio and watch it dance.

I'm dying.

**86 IROC-Z** · 01-04-2008, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

tear off 4 small pieces of scotch tape and put it on the cats feet then put some music on the radio and watch it dance.

I had some stickers once and did the same thing to my cat... funny shit

**rbob93** · 01-04-2008, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

tear off 4 small pieces of scotch tape and put it on the cats feet then put some music on the radio and watch it dance.

Or strip about 4 inches long in the middle of her back starting about where the shoulders are & watch her go crazy trying to get it off.

BTW....yes you're going but you'll have plenty of company.....hehehe

**Musclefan21** · 01-05-2008, 08:33 AM

I am still laughing at this

**Spaz** · 01-05-2008, 08:44 AM

i love cats but i do stupid shit like this all teh time...

i usually do helium ballons but i stopped cause my cat would barf all over from running in circles for so long...

**Sarge** · 01-05-2008, 11:06 AM

I shoot em. Dead as hell. Don't bother with tying shit on their tail. Just shoot em with my .22 pistol....in the head usually.

**Kjz99z28** · 01-05-2008, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

I shoot em. Dead as hell. Don't bother with tying shit on their tail. Just shoot em with my .22 pistol....in the head usually.

**bad boy 99** · 01-05-2008, 12:17 PM

i like to tape together there right front leg to their left rear leg and watch them squirm like hell, hey do this... works every time!..

if you have a cat, and you have door moldings in your house, pick your cat up and raise it to the molding, out of instint it will grip the small lege at the top of the molding, when it grips, slowly loosen your hold..... let it hang till it either falls a horrid landing or screams to much for you to handle.... or just let it hang for a second cause its cool as fvck!

**ss~zoso~ss** · 01-05-2008, 12:45 PM

dogs > cats

**rbob93** · 01-05-2008, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

cats > dogs

FIXED!

**Spaz** · 01-05-2008, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by rbob93

FIXED!

+1...

**Spaz** · 01-05-2008, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

dogs > cats

how so... cats are the ultimate preditor.... they don't need technology to gather food...

take the best dog in the world and pit it against lion...

cats...> dogs...

/end thread there...

**Musclefan21** · 01-05-2008, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

how so... cats are the ultimate preditor.... they don't need technology to gather food...

take the best dog in the world and pit it against lion...

cats...> dogs...

/end thread there...

why end the thread? this thread wasn't posted for which is better, dog or cats. it was a simple story.

**Spaz** · 01-05-2008, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by doodad

why end the thread? this thread wasn't posted for which is better, dog or cats. it was a simple story.

well...

/end what species is better....

ok... permission to continue thread now....

**67CamaroRSSS** · 01-05-2008, 05:38 PM

I'm cat people too but i'm guilty of much of the above (except killing them - not my schtick). I've put tape on many a cats paw though. I've also laughed at (then rescued) many a kitten from drapery.