dumbest question someone's asked you about your car
over on tech this is by far my faviorte thread, makes me angry and want to laugh at the same time, was hoping we could get one going over here.:woot:
I'll start with a couple.
First day i got my car my mom comes out to look at it. She looks at it (can hear the insane exhaust) and then asks my dad "what did you say it was honey? A Camry?" Me: "yes mom it's a camry." My brother starts laughing hysterically lol.
At work a couple guys and a chick are chillin in the break room talking about cars as I walk in.
Chick: Yeh I've driven quite a few fast cars for a girl, my dad has a 350z, the one with the big 3.5liter engine, it's realllllly fast.
I walk in
chick: hey, that's your camaro out front isn't it.
Me:yup
guy1: That's a nice Z28 man
guy2: yeh man, I heard you pullin in, that thing puts my v6 stang's exhaust to shame
me: thank you, If yall ever wanna go for a ride or anything I'd be happy to take yall for a spin :)
guys: sweet, we'll have to take you up on that sometime
Chick: Z28....the 28 stands for the 2.8L engine right?
Me: eh it's a 346 small block
chick: oh so it's got a big 3.4Liter V6, sorta like the one in my dad's 350z
Me: oh sorry I meant 346 as in cubic inches, it's a 5.7liter V8
Chick: *gives me a blank stare with a slack jaw* whaa-t I didn't know they made engines that big, that's gotta be the biggest out there.......right?
Me: well it's called a small block for a reason, my brother has a 6.0liter GTO, and there's much bigger examples out there, 383s, 454s, even 5XXs.
Chick: *Looks at me like I just ripped a hole in the space time continuum, traveled back in time and brought back a T-Rex with me* Ok now I know you're bullshitting me, there's no way anyone in their right mind would make an engine that big.
Me: ummmmm........... I gotta get back to work.
chick: talking to guy1&2: he's lying right, there's no way they make engines that big
guys: *chuckle* *chuckle* yeh they do
chick: then why the hell does my boyfriend talk such big shit about his little 4.6L mustang when there are dinosaur engines out there.
guy1&2 walk out of the room
Me: lololollolol I feel bad, like I just took her virginity or something and she had no idea a penis could be that big.
guy1: lolololol yeh I'm pretty sure you just blew her perception of the car world apart.
guy2: yeh I don't think she's ever going to look at a 350z or mustang the same way again hehe