dumbest question someone's asked you about your car

**blackSS01** · 04-17-2011, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

To any black TA owners, has anyone ever asked you if your car talked to you?

Does it count if I talk to my car

**TLS_Addict** · 04-17-2011, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

Holy shistupidity

No shit.

I had SS badges on my 81 and a guy said to me "What year is it?" and I told him it was an 81 and he said "I bought a brand new SS that year with the big block and a 5-speed."

I just closed my eyes and said "They dont make em like that anymore."

Good lord there are some stupid people out there. The other day a guy said he drove the new SS Camaro with a 5-speed. I called BS on it and said "No you didnt." I let him go on and on how he did and then I told him "Sir, they dont have a 5-speed, they are 6-speed."

**c5vette** · 04-17-2011, 08:30 PM

drove my gen 2 lightining and was ask if it was charge after they heard the supercharger and a parts guy as if it was a v6 supercharge

**sjsingle1** · 04-17-2011, 10:37 PM

you will see her around UTA campus riding in my

but she is really trying to get a ride in my 16

and people ask if its really mine......no.......its just a loaner

**1MileCrash** · 04-17-2011, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by sjsingle1

i get hot lookin body building army chicks who want a ride in my car all the time

or is it they just wanna shoot my collection of AR15s.......

get more pictures...preferably without the fatigues.

**sjsingle1** · 04-17-2011, 10:42 PM

LOL.............lead might get mad

**LeadFarmer** · 04-17-2011, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by 1MileCrash

get more pictures...preferably without the fatigues.

LOL if u want more skin I put up a pic in the girlfriend thread, that'll have to suffice

**BLK2KSS** · 04-18-2011, 02:26 AM

I can’t believe no one has said anything about the annoying "THAT THING GOTTA HEMI?"

**Ls1_385hp_T/A** · 04-18-2011, 02:31 AM

"Can I eat in it?"

**sjsingle1** · 04-18-2011, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by LeadFarmer

LOL if u want more skin I put up a pic in the girlfriend thread, that'll have to suffice

the GF thread is closed

**LeadFarmer** · 04-18-2011, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by sjsingle1

the GF thread is closed

oh crap, i didn't even notice lol

**Spaz** · 04-18-2011, 06:05 AM

my last engine....

ricer: nice ride bro, but i think your car isn't fireing right... i think you're missing a cylinder or two...

spaz: umm... no... it has a cam in it... every cylinder is fireing correctly...

ricers friend: well why would you want you car to sound like that...

spaz: that is what power sounds like... why would you want your car to sound like a bunch of pissed off bumble bee's chasing a weed wacker???

ricer: *laughs*

ricer friend: atleast i get girls with my car...

*spaz's girl walks out of the store with 2 coffee's*

spaz: well where are these girls then???

*ricer & his friend looking at my girl*

spaz: well... you can keep your imaginary 'girls'... my car gets women...

ricers friend: want to race for pinks???

i just laughed as i pulled away...

**brendan.9** · 04-18-2011, 07:16 AM

What kind of car is that?

**SiggyZ** · 04-18-2011, 07:30 AM

Does that thing taste better grilled or fried?

**ls1camino** · 04-18-2011, 07:35 AM

What's wrong with your roof? It's called t-tops...

Why did you put scoops on you car if they don't even work?

Why'd you put a WS.6 emblem on a V8?

Why do you need a spoiler on your car? Cause I can actually go over 100mph

Why don't you have a back seat?

**DIRTY JERZY** · 04-18-2011, 07:57 AM

By far the dumbest question is "can I drive it?"

**Promise517** · 04-18-2011, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by robcas47

"you want to sell that?"

+1 (or in my case) "How much are you selling it for?"....(Most times I start looking around in the back seat and ask) "You see a 'For Sale' sign?"

**Knight** · 04-18-2011, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

To any black TA owners, has anyone ever asked you if your car talked to you?

I actually have a cd with voice clips from KITT. When someone asks me that, I put the cd in and turn on the radio. Usually gets a laugh.

**Smittro** · 04-18-2011, 08:59 AM

Me: I need a serp belt for an 01 3800 Camaro..

Parts guy: That's not an SS or a z28 is it?

**LeadFarmer** · 04-18-2011, 10:26 AM

civic ricer at car show: what you got done to that motor
me: the motor's stock
ricer: stick or auto?
me: auto
*ricer chuckles to his ricer fag buddy*
ricer: wanna race?
*I look over and see one of those fake intercooler intake ricer things sitting in his front fender gap*
me: for how much?
ricer: errr $50?
me: let's go
*I win by bus lengths*
ricer: hey man, I didn't know you had NAWS, not a fair race
me: .......I don't
ricer: ok well I missed a shift, go again?
me: *sigh* fine
*loses just as badly*
ricer: hey man I spun through first, I noticed you got drag radials on there, those aren't street legal.
me: *realizing i'm not getting my money I pull the bat out of my back seat and tap it against the dash* I'll give you a 5sec head start before I chase you down and beat the shit out of you. and hey ricer fag, I reccomend you don't miss a shift this time.
little douche left immedietely and never came back to that meet.