Female language dictionary

[Blackout]

40-ish............................................... 49
Adventurous.....................................Sl ept with everyone
Athletic.......................................... ...No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful......................................... ...Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
Free spirit.........................................Jun kie
Friendship first..................................Former slut
Fun............................................... ...Annoying
New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded...................................Desperate
Outgoing.......................................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................S loppy drunk
Professional...................................... Bitch
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Voluptuous......................................Ve ry Fat
Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

[ss~zoso~ss]

LMAO thats pretty good

[needmorepwr]

truth!

[99blueZ]

1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No

^^^^ my favorite part

[crazy4jason28]

[/QUOTE]
1. Yes = No
2. No = No
4. We need = I want..
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
[/QUOTE]

I definately agree with these ones 100%

[third_shift|studios]

you forgot:

"I'm fine" = "Fucked-up Insecure Narsissistic & Excentric"

[KyleLs1]

Whatever = Fuck You Asshole

[Liquifire]

so sad yet so true..........

[KyleLs1]

True dat Kyle.

But here in US it also means i want Kage to me, not you u asshole.

Now go tell your girl i'm waiting on her to do me right.

Would you be willing to arrange a swap?

You might have to wrap a sock around your cock to add some thickness to it though... Ill try not to break your woman in half.. maybe ill take the backdoor

[FuxOnTheFirstDate]

40-ish............................................... 49
Adventurous.....................................Sl ept with everyone
Athletic.......................................... ...No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful......................................... ...Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
Free spirit.........................................Jun kie
Friendship first..................................Former slut
Fun............................................... ...Annoying
New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded...................................Desperate
Outgoing.......................................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................S loppy drunk
Professional...................................... Bitch
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Voluptuous......................................Ve ry Fat
Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

And yet guys STILL jump on marriage and the ensuing debt and stress that occurs afterwards. I swear, people remind me of cows. If one goes off the cliff, the rest follow. If one guy gets married, all of a sudden his friends feel like they have to jump on the marriage bandwagon as well.

See, I LISTEN to what is posted above and I have learned from it. It is not a joke, it is true. That is why I'm single. Being single gives me the opportunity for a quick escape if any of the above happens and, guess what, it happens A LOT.

For instance:

Me - Honey, I'm going to go buy a new TV for the living room.

Her - Okay, have fun.

Her after I get back with it - Why did you go out and buy a TV? We don't need one and you need to quit wasting money.

Yeah, that has been my experience. Like the Geico cavemen say, "NOT COOL!!!"

[Hot Black Trans-Am]

40-ish............................................... 49
Adventurous.....................................Sl ept with everyone
Athletic.......................................... ...No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful......................................... ...Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
Free spirit.........................................Jun kie
Friendship first..................................Former slut
Fun............................................... ...Annoying
New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded...................................Desperate
Outgoing.......................................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................S loppy drunk
Professional...................................... Bitch
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Voluptuous......................................Ve ry Fat
Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

I can relate to most of them!

[Firebug]

Usually if she says "Go ahead, see if I care!",

apparently she does...

[Firebug]

40-ish............................................... 49
Adventurous.....................................Sl ept with everyone
Athletic.......................................... ...No tits
Average looking................................Ugly
Beautiful......................................... ...Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
Free spirit.........................................Jun kie
Friendship first..................................Former slut
Fun............................................... ...Annoying
New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
Open-minded...................................Desperate
Outgoing.......................................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.......................................S loppy drunk
Professional...................................... Bitch
Feminist.......................................... .Fat
Voluptuous......................................Ve ry Fat
Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = No
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

NB: The above rules are subject to change without notice. It is the responsibility of the male to monitor said changing of the rules. Ignorance will not be accepted as an excuse nor tolerated.

[KyleLs1]

Fixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha you sure got my number

[AKIRA]

And yet guys STILL jump on marriage and the ensuing debt and stress that occurs afterwards. I swear, people remind me of cows. If one goes off the cliff, the rest follow. If one guy gets married, all of a sudden his friends feel like they have to jump on the marriage bandwagon as well.

See, I LISTEN to what is posted above and I have learned from it. It is not a joke, it is true. That is why I'm single. Being single gives me the opportunity for a quick escape if any of the above happens and, guess what, it happens A LOT.

For instance:

Me - Honey, I'm going to go buy a new TV for the living room.

Her - Okay, have fun.

Her after I get back with it - Why did you go out and buy a TV? We don't need one and you need to quit wasting money.

Yeah, that has been my experience. Like the Geico cavemen say, "NOT COOL!!!"

Though I have no idea what your analogy means, but I understand the point glory of being single.

Hell, I USE what I see in my friends to scare me away from marriage...OR having kids. Just looks like total misery to me.

[Spaz]

how about...

her "lets have sex" reason: she wants to take you for all you got and leave you for the mailman...

her "lets fuck" rason: she didn't get enough from the mailman

her "lets make love" Reason: you have a p.o. box and no mail man...

[johnd]

I've been married 38 years and I wish I could say I had everything on all those lists happen to me only once.

[FuxOnTheFirstDate]

Though I have no idea what your analogy means, but I understand the point glory of being single.

Exactly. I didn't get it either. I told her I was going to go buy a TV, she said it was fine, and then when I got home she went all ape shit on me. Crazy bitch.