Oldie But Goody On Giving 100%

**rbob93** · 08-28-2008, 10:01 PM

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If the letters: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as numbers:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

And we convert numbers to percent:

Then S-L-O-W = 19+12+15+23 = 69%

And S-T-U-P-I-D = 19+20+21+16+9+4 = 89%

So, some improvement is obviously needed!
But how much?

Well, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

And, H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

But, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that;
Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close to 100%.

Attitude will always get you 100%.
But Bullshit and Asskissing will put you over the top!
Remember that next time you are asked to give more than 100 percent!