Another Joke Thread, my first !!

**blackSS01** · 08-18-2008, 09:26 AM

What 4 animals do you see after sex?

A: 2 tired asses, 1 wet cat, 1 dead cock

How many animals can you fit in a pair of panty hose?

A: 14 (10 little piggys, 2 calfs, 1 ass, and 1 itchy pussy (cat)

Keep adding, just a couple off the top of my head.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-18-2008, 10:04 AM

And just what is the reasoning for this???

**blackSS01** · 08-18-2008, 10:17 AM

Because I can....

Just playing with ya. I just wanted to start another Joke thread, since I haven't done one yet. They aren't the funnest, but I thought they were funny jokes nontheless. Add to them. I have a bunch more, but getting ready with the girlfriend to go canoeing (spell?) and drinking.

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**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 08-18-2008, 10:20 AM

I hope the mods delete this, in light of the fact that we ALREADY HAVE A JOKE THREAD!!!

Start new threads, on new topics!!!!!!

This just clutters up the forum...

**blackSS01** · 08-18-2008, 10:24 AM

Oh, get the sand out of the vagina

Its no big deal, not hurting anything. Plus the other Joke thread isn't on the first page anymore and people have started countless pic threads and threads of that nature. This forum has been slacking lately (past month or so) for new threads. Half of them suck ass but I don't care, its still fun to be on here. Figured I would start a new thread for jokes, like we should do for the train thread. That thread is just way to played out and too long. But oh well, if everyone feels like you do then I guess

**blackSS01** · 08-18-2008, 10:32 AM

There is a mother and her 4 year old daughter at the zoo. The daughter sees two monkeys having sex and ask what are they doing. The mom replies well.......they are making cake. So the daughter is fooled. Well then after the zoo they go to the beach. The daughter sees two teens having sex and says, mom are they making cake. The mom not wanting to be a liar says yes. The 4 year old is content. Well they then go home and the night goes by. The next morning the daughter says mommy, I saw you and daddy making cake in the kitchen and I licked up all the frosting when you and daddy were gone.

**JwMonE99** · 08-18-2008, 11:50 AM

Ibtl

**blackSS01** · 08-19-2008, 11:17 AM

IBTL

Why would it be locked, not hurting anything and no flaming going on? On to another couple.

Whats the difference between a calfs tail and a tie?

A: The calfs tail can at least cover the entire asshole.

How many etheopians (Spell?) can you fit in a bathtub.

A: All of them.

Not really super funny but I am hung over at the moment.