ls1.com plz hlp me asap thx

[DanWS6]

This is really embarrassing but long story short one night I was driving through a bad part of Denver. I stopped at a red light and this hooker on the corner gave me a dirty look.

Now it hurts when I pee.

Really bad.

Do I have a STD??? I'm worried I'm going to die from the AIDS.

Please tell me I'm ok.

Thanks.

[Mr. Luos]

Can you give yourself AIDS?

[Sarge]

That wasnt a hooker it was Mr. Luos in a wig.....so you probably got some Royal Purple on your weenie. It will just wash off.

[DanWS6]

Can you give yourself AIDS?

I think so. I've heard about it happening before. SERIAL.

[Mr. Luos]

That wasnt a hooker it was Mr. Luos in a wig.....so you probably got some Royal Purple on your weenie. It will just wash off.

I am cheap.

Mobil 1.

[Mr. Luos]

Did she knock you up Dan?

[Sarge]

If it was Mobil1 his weeiner will just rust up and fall off.

[GTP231]

[TransAmy]

oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.

[DanWS6]

I am cheap.

Mobil 1.

Rear diff fluid.

Did she knock you up Dan?

Oh shit I just realized I'm late.

This is terrible.

Any recommendation on a name?

[GTP231]

Rear diff fluid.



Oh shit I just realized I'm late.

This is terrible.

Any recommendation on a name?

Coat hanger?

[Mr. Luos]

Any recommendation on a name?

Tank

[DanWS6]

oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.

That's how I roll.

Coat hanger?

Isn't there some kind of emergency birth control pill I can take? It was only a few days ago...

Tank

I like it.

[Sarge]

Better start painting the babys room......go neutral like green or yellows...but the AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts will probably kill you before you finish painting anyway...fuck it. Damn the "woman he whore" Luos....

[Sarge]

oh i see what you did there. youre making fun of someone.

Dont encourage them.

[Mr. Luos]

And by the way....I am still classified as a hooker.


Just because it was me...doesn't make me any less of a hooker.

[GTP231]

Isn't there some kind of emergency birth control pill I can take? It was only a few days ago....

Yes but falling down stairs is cheaper

[DanWS6]

Better start painting the babys room......go neutral like green or yellows...but the AIDS/Herpes/Genital Warts will probably kill you before you finish painting anyway...fuck it. Damn the "woman he whore" Luos....

This sucks. How long do I really have doc?

[Mr. Luos]

You cannot abort our child.

[GTP231]

Dont encourage them.

Hello Mr. Pot