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12-18-2007, 08:12 AM #12002 Formula Firehawk
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Santa is getting more than I am
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12-18-2007, 08:24 AM #2Impounded
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Everything fiberglass- 2005 Amberlamps
"Bro, you're sixty-five. It's hard enough for you to get some as it is. Why are you complaining? Get some viagra and settle out of court for you know what
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12-18-2007, 10:22 AM #3Epic Fail: 12mpg 3.4
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What the fuck is FOURTH degree sexual assualt? When did they come up with 4th degree crimes?!?
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12-18-2007, 11:56 AM #4Veteran
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where would I go to buy one of these santa costumes????
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12-18-2007, 12:17 PM #5Senior Member
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AHAHAHAHA I think they have a Degree of everything!!! WTF is this world coming too?
B/F long your going to have someone calling the cops on your for taking a loud shit in a public restroom!!!!
Take the pleasure thats giving!!! People are offended to much these days.
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12-18-2007, 01:22 PM #6Exalted Cyclops
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2002 Z28 A4 NBM- Sadly now demodded :(
I don't care how old and fat I get I don't think I could deal with the indignaty that the store Santa has to face with all the snot nosed poopy pantsed kids.
Grown women on the other hand could grope me all they want
67 Camaro: K-K + 797-z (look it up), 454/Th400/4.10 12-bolt = 6mpg, PS/PDB/PW tilt, tach, gauges...
2005 Corvette LS2/M6 Magnetic Red Metallic (What else would it be?) w/ Cashmere interior
2002 Z28: NBM/Tan, MTI smooth lid, smooth bellows, !AIR, !cats, 1-3/4" QTP SS LT's, 2-1/2" TD's with X-pipe, MagnaFlows dumped at axle, custom welded SFC's, MidWest Chassis body mount adjustable T/A, 3400 stall, 3.23 gears (was 2.73). Tuned: 343rwhp/357rwt (before TD's). Best: 12.559 @ 108+, 1.73 60' @ 3500' DA w/MT ET Street DR's.
Carbon footprint? CLOWN SHOE!
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12-18-2007, 03:09 PM #7Epic Fail: 12mpg 3.4
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Now, I can understand the guy having to report this. I mean, whats he supposed to do.... keep having the kids sit in his lap with a boner?
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12-18-2007, 05:06 PM #8old schooler '98
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she was just trying to reach for his "candy cane"
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12-18-2007, 07:55 PM #9Impounded
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No... he's supposed to take a 15 min break and fuck her in the fake cardboard elf workshop thing next to him
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