Don't you know that women have teeth down there?

[nitrox28]

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of
the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out. While waiting the little
boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son
sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt.

Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have
teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he
didn't get bitten. For the next ten years, this little boy grows up
believing all women have teeth between their legs. When he's 16, he gets a
girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him
over for a little action. After an hour of making out and grinding on the
sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

What do you mean?" he asks.

Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing to her
crotch.

"HELL NO!" he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."

"Yes there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."

"No there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."

With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.

"No I'm sorry" he says, "But my Mom told me that ALL women have teeth down
there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties, throws her
legs behind her head and says, "LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums and that bad breath, I'm not surprised!!

[ATCharming]

lol.

[99blueZ]

wow right on bout the bad breath!!

[ATCharming]

wow right on bout the bad breath!!

depends on the woman

[99blueZ]

depends on the woman

and her cleaning habits

[310stanger]

haha good joke. I've been with girls that can get a lil ripe at times and others that had almost no smell at all and were actually sweet to the taste. A lil hint, stay away from hatchet wound girls lol stick to girls with the pinks lol all about the pinks lol

[ATCharming]

haha good joke. I've been with girls that can get a lil ripe at times and others that had almost no smell at all and were actually sweet to the taste. A lil hint, stay away from hatchet wound girls lol stick to girls with the pinks lol all about the pinks lol

what do u mean hatchet wound girls lol

[Danger731]

Ha Ha funny shit !

[86 IROC-Z]

what do u mean hatchet wound girls lol

Think of what a pussy you wouldn't want to touch would look like.

[SexOnWheels]

Good one Nitrox!

[Spaz]