Democrat /Republican Joke

**amon37** · 01-08-2007, 02:20 PM

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures
that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare
programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father.

He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast! She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA, and that
certainly would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey
has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked, and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

**joerockhead** · 01-08-2007, 08:36 PM

Do you ever notice that the Democrats that want to redistribute wealth, want to do so with OTHER people's money and not their own?

**Wulfe13** · 01-08-2007, 10:17 PM

That was pretty good. lol

**ShelbySS** · 01-09-2007, 09:23 AM

Lol........that was great!! Here's a joke. It's off topic but still funny as hell!

Guy get into a cab and the driver takes off...
after going a couple of blocks, the passenger
lightly taps the driver on the shoulder.

The driver, panics and almost runs into a tree...
After stopping, the driver turn to the passenger
and yells, "Why in the world did you do that, you
scared the crap out of me, don't every do that again.

After a few moments of silence, the passenger says,
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you".
The driver replied, "That's OK, it's just that this is my
first day driving this cab, before that I drove a hearse
for the last 25 years"! (LOL)

**third_shift|studios** · 01-09-2007, 12:01 PM

HAHAHA x2

**ss~zoso~ss** · 01-09-2007, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by ShelbySS

Lol........that was great!! Here's a joke. It's off topic but still funny as hell!

Guy get into a cab and the driver takes off...
after going a couple of blocks, the passenger
lightly taps the driver on the shoulder.

The driver, panics and almost runs into a tree...
After stopping, the driver turn to the passenger
and yells, "Why in the world did you do that, you
scared the crap out of me, don't every do that again.

After a few moments of silence, the passenger says,
"I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you".
The driver replied, "That's OK, it's just that this is my
first day driving this cab, before that I drove a hearse
for the last 25 years"! (LOL)

good one i havent gotten around to reading the first joke yet, aka the LONG one