Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads

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40-ish................................49

Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic..............................No breasts.

Average looking.................Moooo.

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure............On medication.

Feminist............................Fat.

Free spirit.........................Junkie.

Friendship first..................Former slut.

New-Age..........................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned....................No BJs.

Open-minded....................Desperate.

Outgoing..........................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional......................Bitch.

Voluptuous.......................Very Fat.

Large frame.......................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate.................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of

course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think

about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.

[tboysen00]

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[Hi-Po]

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[94z28l]

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[Dax]

Nice