I am going to Jahowas Witnesses HELL.

**FSANE** · 11-01-2006, 09:38 AM

Yesterday I got my first Visit from them at 7:30AM

I go to sleep around 4AM, so you can see that i was pissed.

So I open the door and two sweet old black ladies there. So they start talking to me about their religion and stuff. I told them i am not interested, but they continue and continue and they won’t take "NO" for an answer. So instead I follow along pretending that i am interested. It goes on and on for a good 10 minutes for them to explain to me how the religion goes. Since I only been sleeping 3 hours and still sleeping while standing up, more than 90% of what they say goes from one ear and out the other.

Now at this point i had enough and did not want to be rude by slamming the door in their faces. So i pretended that my phone is ringing and I told them I was expecting a very important phone call. I told them to give me couple of minutes and close the door on them and locked it.

I go to my bedroom and i dial 911. I tell the operator that i have people on my property and they don’t want to leave...at the same time those witnesses are knocking on my door. They seem very impatient. So the operator asked me are they trying to break in. and I said NO. They just keep on knocking on the door. I don’t know them and they won’t leave. then operator says "ok, i am sending someone over."

Within 2 minutes there was a squad car in front of my house. I watched from the window as the cop approaches the 2 ladies and start talking to them. Then I see his hand motion that obviously says "get lost" or "go away", but those stubborn ladies won’t budge. Then the cop gets in to his car and 5 minutes later he somehow sends them on the way.

Afterwards he knocks on my door and He said "Don’t worry, they wont bother you again, because they just got a trespassing on private property tickets."

**third_shift|studios** · 11-01-2006, 09:43 AM

well fucking done.

**Kjz99z28** · 11-01-2006, 09:44 AM

haha nice.. I can imagine that would be pretty annoying that early in the morning

**01blkformula** · 11-01-2006, 10:03 AM

good job, i hate shit that pisses ya off...ha

**Zboner** · 11-01-2006, 10:10 AM

they did that to me one time, i had the Z in the garage putting the CD player in and new speakers on a thursday afternoon when i got out of class.

they walked into my garage while I was in the car and gave me these stupid little books and what nots. they didnt even even ask if I was busy they just started talking to me about their religion. I was like yea well I already have a religion and I have other things to do and pointed at the CD player in the car, and went back to putting it in, so they just stood there and kept talking and I didnt say a word, i think they got the point and finally left.

thats fine you love your religion, but dont push it on other people unless they ask to be informed about it

**StangKiller615** · 11-01-2006, 10:11 AM

I have never understood why they start banging on doors so early in the damn morning?

**94z28l** · 11-01-2006, 10:44 AM

funny shit man

**05gtoautoX** · 11-01-2006, 11:32 AM

I just never answer the door, they knock for a few minutes and usually go away, I had one that thought she could look through a crack in the blinds to see if anyone was here, I ran over to the door, and told her next time I catch you looking through my blinds, I will come out here beat your ass and call the cops on you for stalking me, needless to say they never came back.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 11-01-2006, 11:56 AM

that is some good shit, they got tickets LMAO

Rob 94Hawk 319 · 11-01-2006, 12:02 PM

I usually, try and find some nice heavy, HEAVY metal (Lamb of God, etc...) and open the door praising Satan... That usually worries them...

**say'n somthin** · 11-01-2006, 12:04 PM

That is priceless!! LOL I never have the heart to tell these people to take a hike.

**ws62001** · 11-01-2006, 02:35 PM

Honestly: If you are NOT interested, Stop them mid conversation and tell them " I'm not interested" while shutting the door.

In Zboner's case I would have told them "I'm not interested, Please leave, I am busy".

Period. I have been through this for years. Why be uncomfortable when you don't have to be. My time is to valuable.

**94z28l** · 11-01-2006, 02:46 PM

yeah but the other way you have funny stories to tell lol

**Sarge** · 11-01-2006, 02:48 PM

Just tell them your Southern Baptist and believe they are lost sinners unless they convert .....

**SSwt00SS** · 11-01-2006, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by StangKiller615

I have never understood why they start banging on doors so early in the damn morning?

cause it's never to early to be saved my child. exorcise the demons...lol

**94z28l** · 11-01-2006, 03:32 PM

i'd pay to see that

**MegaMan** · 11-01-2006, 03:40 PM

HAHA, usually I'm turned off by competitions of who can be meaner to people like this, but you used some creativity. I like it!

Gama-Goat · 11-01-2006, 05:24 PM

'Bout five years ago, I was enjoying coffee and homemade cinnamon rolls on a Saturday morning and I heard a disturbance outside my house. I took a quick look outside,and saw that my Australian heeler cattle dog was circling a group of four older black ladies. Old Jubalum had never been socialized with a lot of people outside our neighborhood, and he had shown signs of being a racist on other ocassions. I immediately called him off and stepped out to see about these ladies. No one got nipped, old Jubalum was just following his herding instinct and bunched them up. By then, my wife realized what was going on and she invited these ladies in for coffee and sweet rolls.. My wife then called Jubalum in and scolded him and made him say he was sorry. Jubalum curled up on the floor and watched them closely I asked the ladies what they came to see me about,and they nervously said,"No one has ever asked us in before we do'nt know what to do next!"

**Bigrus** · 11-01-2006, 05:36 PM

I usually slurr my speach and ask if they are here to install the disney channel, or ask if they have any crayons they usually get sick of me talking over them like that and leave.

**whoa guy** · 11-01-2006, 05:41 PM

Actually Jehovah's Witnessess do not believe in hell... i was raised as one up until my mom left around 13yrs ago.. i am somewhat religious, but do not think that you have to belong to a certain religious demononation to infact believe in God... and yes.. i was subjected to knocking on random peoples doors even as a child..... flame suit on..