Creepy ass cousin and sorority

[shadegray]

So I got this cousin who's calling up trying to get me to buy alcohol for her and her sorority cuz they're all under 21. She says they don't want to ask one of the frats because then they'll want to drink with them. They'd give me the cash, I walk in and buy it, then we all go back and have drinks together. See normally, I'm up for most stuff but she's kind of into me and creeps me out. I never met none of them, I'm feeling pretty shitty today and I turn it down. I'm guessing if they're such prudes, they're not going to be much fun anyway, right? And having my creepy cousin there would turn me off enough I'm not going to be enjoying myself around the other girls anyways?

[purdybaby98]

eek, I'd stay away! sounds like she wants to do some in-breeding I'm from tri-cities nice to see someone else here from washington!

[Zboner]

fuck, a bunch of chicks want to drink with you and u turn it down??? wow, and your still young, i would be all over that man, go fucking do it, dont even pay attention to your cousin and go beat up one of those girls pussys.

[shadegray]

Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking, but this girl is a creepy fuker. She keeps trying to get me alone, trying to get all personal and shit. She rich, so I think that's how she got into the sorority, but man, I hate being around her. I've had family around before at clubs and all, and it's awkward as fuck trying to pick up chicks with them standing there watching you. Also I know she's one of those Asians who only hang out with other asians so it'll prolly be a bunch of asian chicks, and I find most asians girls aren't slutty enough. But it weren't for her it sounded fun to have a fuckload of girls all to myself so I'm broke up wondering if I turned down something golden.

[Zboner]

yea i hear that man, i get the same shit with my friends all the time, im the only one who has a Fake ID for the last year or some so i always get them asking me to buy them beer, it gets really old fast

[Hi-Po]

^^^^ x2

[purdybaby98]

ok I know I'm an old lady and all, and kinda sounding like a mom but do yourself a favor and go knock the bottom out of some chick thats like 25 yrs old. The benefits are.... more experience, legal to drink with, and less likely to expect you to be her boyfriend afterwords. I just think you'll be opening a whole big can of worms with this situation. don't go to anything she invites you to it will encourage her. trust me i was 20 once but I never went after my cousin!!! anyway, thats my advice from a chick's point of view. maybe just ponder that a while.

[Hi-Po]

ok I know I'm an old lady and all, and kinda sounding like a mom but do yourself a favor and go knock the bottom out of some chick thats like 25 yrs old. The benefits are.... more experience, legal to drink with, and less likely to expect you to be her boyfriend afterwords. I just think you'll be opening a whole big can of worms with this situation. don't go to anything she invites you to it will encourage her. trust me i was 20 once but I never went after my cousin!!! anyway, thats my advice from a chick's point of view. maybe just ponder that a while.

Moms point of view? I thought my mom was real cool about a whole lotta shit.

[shadegray]

lol you don't sound like my mom. You're right, 1st time I was with a girl, she was 23 and she was like you say. I know to avoid this girl... none of us really like her that much anyway. I'm still friends with the other cousin, her brother, so I can't duck her all the time though. I just really wanted to go hump some girls tonight because I was feeling bad all day and sex always cheers me up.

[DrMilhouse]

fuck, a bunch of chicks want to drink with you and u turn it down??? wow, and your still young, i would be all over that man, go fucking do it, dont even pay attention to your cousin and go beat up one of those girls pussys.

Mark it down on the calendar. This is one of the very few times I'm ever gonna quote Zboner... and actually AGREE with him.

[TMF]

Mark it down on the calendar. This is one of the very few times I'm ever gonna quote Zboner... and actually AGREE with him.

Yea, I'm with Z and the Doc here. I think you can avoid insest and bang her friends huh ? When you get old like me, you'll regret all those missed opportunities. "BONE IT LIKE YOU OWN IT"

[tnthub]

A bunch of young ladies want to drink with you and you turn it down? Turn in your man card at the door.

If you were from Georgia or Northen maine the "cousin" thing would be a pre-requisite to having sex...

[purdybaby98]

lol you don't sound like my mom. You're right, 1st time I was with a girl, she was 23 and she was like you say. I know to avoid this girl... none of us really like her that much anyway. I'm still friends with the other cousin, her brother, so I can't duck her all the time though. I just really wanted to go hump some girls tonight because I was feeling bad all day and sex always cheers me up.

like I said, Hump, Hump away just be smart about it and nail chicks you don't know so you don't have to deal with them again. Save yourself alot of grief!

[Zboner]

yes i agree bone alll possible girls before we get married thats my goal now

[purdybaby98]

lol you don't sound like my mom. You're right, 1st time I was with a girl, she was 23 and she was like you say. I know to avoid this girl... none of us really like her that much anyway. I'm still friends with the other cousin, her brother, so I can't duck her all the time though. I just really wanted to go hump some girls tonight because I was feeling bad all day and sex always cheers me up.

Like I said, If you just want to bust a nut, do your self a favor and nail some chick you don't know, and don't have to worry about seeing again. And why would you want to play with a bunch of little girls anyway. Find some one a little older that doesn't need to be shown what to do, and run with it. Then you don't have to deal with the cousin and her little friends. Yes, I am a mom of 3 I have a 15 yr. old son, and I hope he thinks i'm cool enough to take a little advice from. Save yourself some grief

[DrMilhouse]

I can't think of anyone that I know of who has had a full life who's gonna look back on their life when they're dying saying "Damn, I wish I hadn't had so much pussy."

I suppose there's the exception... they guy who is dying of some STD, but that's the exception.

[Zboner]

haha, i agree

[purdybaby98]

hey boner and doc, don't get me wrong, he has been presented with a great opportunity, all i'm saying is the cousin is a whack job!!! He will save himself alot of drama if he goes and finds another sorority, or two for that matter. And who needs all that drama at your age! there is plenty of time for that.

[Zboner]

well you know how it is to be young, our lifes are full of drame and i personally could go without it

[tnthub]

He could have had his cousin hold the camera so he could post pics on LS1...