Short story about men's choices

[steelerfan]

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.




The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..


Again, the man is impressed.




The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.




Obviously, the man was impressed.




The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.



Then he married the one with the biggestboobs.


Men are like that, you know.


And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[Y2KPewterSS]

The winning answer is, don't predivorce any of them, but keep all 3 around to have a variety of sex with. Getting predivorced(married) is never the correct answer

[67CamaroRSSS]

Chorus from a hit song from the 60's:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
Better make a pretty woman your wife,
But from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you....

[Tobynine9]

It actually goes:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
NEVER make a pretty woman your wife...

[67CamaroRSSS]

It actually goes:

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
NEVER make a pretty woman your wife...

Hmmm, might be. I haven't heard it in decades. I'm suprised anybody knew of it since it's 40+ years old.

Would you by any chance happen to know the name of the song and/or the name of the group?

It's one of those lyrics that's been stuck in my brain forever but I don't remember who did it...

[cuervo25_1]

jIMMY sOUL IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY

[cuervo25_1]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg&feature=related[/ame]

[67CamaroRSSS]

Excellent! Thank you!

Those were the songs that were new when I was coming up...

[cuervo25_1]

Me too because that is what my mom listened to, I also grew up with Willie, Waylon, Johnny, Charlie and Hank JR

[c5z28]

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[lt1george]

DON'T get Married. That's the answer.