post your funny hunting stories...

**Spaz** · 01-21-2011, 05:34 AM

i went out early to my tree stand... my tree stand was in the middle of a nice field and the tree was surrounded by 7-10' tall picker bush... i worked my way through the picker bush and climbed up the tree (lost my hat a few times to the theiving pickers) and when i got ot the top i some how managed to fall asleep... i wake up and slowly open my eyes to see a set of eyes looking in to mine and screamed like a bitch and fell out of the tree and into the pickers... fucking racoon... it was still dark out as the sun was just about to rise... i think my pride was hurt more than my body was...

**bluehawk2000** · 01-21-2011, 11:40 AM

I could actually see you doing that!!

**Spaz** · 01-21-2011, 11:46 AM

scared the shit out of me... i'm glad i didn't shoot my foot off or some shit...

**SMWS6TA** · 01-21-2011, 12:07 PM

not mine but still worthy....

back in the 80's my dad and some of his friends where out hunting in PA. Well it was cold and one of the guys had fallen asleep while leaning against a tree. At first my dad saw the buck, he brought up his scoop to sight him in when he notice the buck was grunting and stomping the ground at the guy that was asleep. The buck moves close enough that he woke the guy up. The buck got startled and then raised up and started to kick his legs at the guy. The buck then spins around and mule kicks him in the chest. The guy drops over, the buck runs off and my dad couldn't take the shot because he was laughing too damn hard.

Buck 1
Hunter 0

**bluehawk2000** · 01-21-2011, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

scared the shit out of me... i'm glad i didn't shoot my foot off or some shit...

Yea honestly I probably would have ended up doing that myself, or it just going off and scaring away the biggest damn buck I had ever seen!!

**bluehawk2000** · 01-21-2011, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by SMWS6TA

not mine but still worthy....

back in the 80's my dad and some of his friends where out hunting in PA. Well it was cold and one of the guys had fallen asleep while leaning against a tree. At first my dad saw the buck, he brought up his scoop to sight him in when he notice the buck was grunting and stomping the ground at the guy that was asleep. The buck moves close enough that he woke the guy up. The buck got startled and then raised up and started to kick his legs at the guy. The buck then spins around and mule kicks him in the chest. The guy drops over, the buck runs off and my dad couldn't take the shot because he was laughing too damn hard.

Buck 1
Hunter 0

I would have been pissed as shit if my friend didn't shoot that damn deer before he kicked the shit outta me!!

**Nhra Firebird** · 01-21-2011, 05:56 PM

A few of us went out deer hunting and the one guy wasn't feeling the greatest ( had the shits) but went out hunting anyways. We all had climbing tree stands and the guy who was feeling sick was about half way up the tree when his gut started rumbling. I'm sure all you guys that have used climbing stands know the kind of movement involved with using one and having the shits isn't good.lol Anyway he shits his pants about 15 feet up in the tree. After we get back to camp he cleans himself up and takes his shitty underwear out to our dump. I thought to myself It's about 3 weeks to Christmas and his underwear loaded with shit would be a great christmas present. I got a nice box and wrapped them up nice and neat. I mailed the box to his house about 1 week before Christmas and wrote on the outside DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS. He opened the box Christmas morning with his entire family around him. He said it was the worst smell ever.

**pajeff02** · 01-21-2011, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

A few of us went out deer hunting and the one guy wasn't feeling the greatest ( had the shits) but went out hunting anyways. We all had climbing tree stands and the guy who was feeling sick was about half way up the tree when his gut started rumbling. I'm sure all you guys that have used climbing stands know the kind of movement involved with using one and having the shits isn't good.lol Anyway he shits his pants about 15 feet up in the tree. After we get back to camp he cleans himself up and takes his shitty underwear out to our dump. I thought to myself It's about 3 weeks to Christmas and his underwear loaded with shit would be a great christmas present. I got a nice box and wrapped them up nice and neat. I mailed the box to his house about 1 week before Christmas and wrote on the outside DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS. He opened the box Christmas morning with his entire family around him. He said it was the worst smell ever.

Did 0rion ever thank you for returning his underwear?

**Nhra Firebird** · 01-21-2011, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by pajeff02

Did 0rion ever thank you for returning his underwear?

Yes, I think he is still wearing them to this day.

**bluehawk2000** · 01-21-2011, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

A few of us went out deer hunting and the one guy wasn't feeling the greatest ( had the shits) but went out hunting anyways. We all had climbing tree stands and the guy who was feeling sick was about half way up the tree when his gut started rumbling. I'm sure all you guys that have used climbing stands know the kind of movement involved with using one and having the shits isn't good.lol Anyway he shits his pants about 15 feet up in the tree. After we get back to camp he cleans himself up and takes his shitty underwear out to our dump. I thought to myself It's about 3 weeks to Christmas and his underwear loaded with shit would be a great christmas present. I got a nice box and wrapped them up nice and neat. I mailed the box to his house about 1 week before Christmas and wrote on the outside DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS. He opened the box Christmas morning with his entire family around him. He said it was the worst smell ever.

Damn that would suck,

but that was a good idea I hope you didnt saver the flavor while you was picking them up.

**0rion** · 01-21-2011, 08:21 PM

I have a ton of stories...most of them you had to be there to appreciate it.

A few years ago me and a buddy were out sighting in our muzzle loaders on a back road. I was using the #11 caps at the time and had a misfire. I ran 2-3 more caps through it but the nipple was plugged. I set it against a tree for a bit to give it a cooling off period while my buddy kept shooting. I finally got the nerve up to start taking it apart. I hate taking them apart after a misfire when there's a live load in it.
I get all my shit out and start taking it apart. I get the action out and put my wrench on the nipple and start turning it. I get about 2 or 3 turns in and BOOM!!!!! My buddy had slipped up behind me and fired his right behind my head. Took a long ass time for the shakes to go away.

**SMWS6TA** · 01-21-2011, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I have a ton of stories...most of them you had to be there to appreciate it.

A few years ago me and a buddy were out sighting in our muzzle loaders on a back road. I was using the #11 caps at the time and had a misfire. I ran 2-3 more caps through it but the nipple was plugged. I set it against a tree for a bit to give it a cooling off period while my buddy kept shooting. I finally got the nerve up to start taking it apart. I hate taking them apart after a misfire when there's a live load in it.
I get all my shit out and start taking it apart. I get the action out and put my wrench on the nipple and start turning it. I get about 2 or 3 turns in and BOOM!!!!! My buddy had slipped up behind me and fired his right behind my head. Took a long ass time for the shakes to go away.

Sarge was screwing with you again huh??

Also an ass whopping would have happen to said friend.....just saying...

***doberman 152*** · 01-22-2011, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

A few of us went out deer hunting and the one guy wasn't feeling the greatest ( had the shits) but went out hunting anyways. We all had climbing tree stands and the guy who was feeling sick was about half way up the tree when his gut started rumbling. I'm sure all you guys that have used climbing stands know the kind of movement involved with using one and having the shits isn't good.lol Anyway he shits his pants about 15 feet up in the tree. After we get back to camp he cleans himself up and takes his shitty underwear out to our dump. I thought to myself It's about 3 weeks to Christmas and his underwear loaded with shit would be a great christmas present. I got a nice box and wrapped them up nice and neat. I mailed the box to his house about 1 week before Christmas and wrote on the outside DO NOT OPEN UNTIL CHRISTMAS. He opened the box Christmas morning with his entire family around him. He said it was the worst smell ever.

I remember when my father was alive we went deer hunting and i had to shit something fierce so i left my spot to find a nice stump to lean up against to drop the turd, well while im in the middle of my dropping i hear something coming up behind me im like oh shit a deer..... Nope its dad and he thinks im sitting there hunting so he walks up and says "see anything" OH----SHIT IM SORRY..LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.

**bluehawk2000** · 01-22-2011, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I remember when my father was alive we went deer hunting and i had to shit something fierce so i left my spot to find a nice stump to lean up against to drop the turd, well while im in the middle of my dropping i hear something coming up behind me im like oh shit a deer..... Nope its dad and he thinks im sitting there hunting so he walks up and says "see anything" OH----SHIT IM SORRY..LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.

I have had to take a shit sitting beside other guy's in the military with no stalls reading the same magazine at the same time!!!

**Nhra Firebird** · 01-22-2011, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by doberman 152

I remember when my father was alive we went deer hunting and i had to shit something fierce so i left my spot to find a nice stump to lean up against to drop the turd, well while im in the middle of my dropping i hear something coming up behind me im like oh shit a deer..... Nope its dad and he thinks im sitting there hunting so he walks up and says "see anything" OH----SHIT IM SORRY..LOL.LOL.LOL.LOL.

**Willfully Armed** · 01-22-2011, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

My buddy had slipped up behind me and fired his right behind my head. Took a long ass time for the shakes to go away.

Id have shot his ass!

**Spaz** · 01-24-2011, 12:53 PM

another one...

archery season i'm sitting in the tree stand (different one) all damned day seen nothing... not a damned thing... and all day long there has been a squirrel annoying the hell out of me... climbing right past me... making a shit ton of noise in the leaves on the ground... so i finally say "fuck it.. i'm shooting something..." and go for the shot while he is almost directly below me... the arrow hit a rock in the ground and shot back up in to the air and stuck in to a branch right near my head... scared the shit out of me...

**KMdef9** · 01-25-2011, 02:45 PM

Going snipe hunting as a kid...

**Spaz'Bella** · 02-09-2011, 10:25 AM

Ok...I went to the mountains alone and was in the tent when I heard the "voice" of an old man "bitching" through the forest...but then...the hair on the back of my neck stood on end. I grabbed my gun and stepped outside to find a "bitching" brown bear looking at me sniffing,..I almost took that personally :P lol I aimed at his opened mouth since, as you all know, they are a bit thick headed, metaphorically and not, and made up one of my songs,... you know the songs Spaz lol Something about poor little bear, and his meany wife, and how we was gonna keep moving or loose his jaw, the rest I will keep to myself bc you might pee your pants... He bought it! He lived to "bitch" another day. I got to keep my hollow-point bullet (must remember to buy cheep stuff) He must have pulled wife-aggro LoL

**Spaz** · 02-09-2011, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz'Bella

Ok...I went to the mountains alone and was in the tent when I heard the "voice" of an old man "bitching" through the forest...but then...the hair on the back of my neck stood on end. I grabbed my gun and stepped outside to find a "bitching" brown bear looking at me sniffing,..I almost took that personally :P lol I aimed at his opened mouth since, as you all know, they are a bit thick headed, metaphorically and not, and made up one of my songs,... you know the songs Spaz lol Something about poor little bear, and his meany wife, and how we was gonna keep moving or loose his jaw, the rest I will keep to myself bc you might pee your pants... He bought it! He lived to "bitch" another day. I got to keep my hollow-point bullet (must remember to buy cheep stuff) He must have pulled wife-aggro LoL

i remember you telling me that... in montana??? and :yeay: you can post in the AAG now!!!