I brutally murdered a cock...

**Musclefan21** · 10-12-2009, 12:50 PM

ok when I was around 10 I was at an area very close to iraq visiting a few people with my dad, the house was at a village which was up on the mountains, homes were pretty much built by the villagers and each home had an outside toilet. when you enter the toilet, what u see is pretty much a couple big piece of rocks and there is a big hole in the middle which pretty much goes down to mountain. you see multiple people took a shit and all bunch of shit piled up and a small container with some water in it. dirty and caveman style.

well, I was chasing a few chickens and this freaking rooster comes out of nowhere and attacks me from behind and then i ran away. i waited a bit until the rooster calmed down a bit and walked away, i ran out to chase the chickens again and this asshole jumped right on my chest and started to stab me with his mouth in my face. I cried and ran away again and I wanted a payback but i didnt know how to fight against this predator then I grabbed a stick, manned up and ran outside. This dude comes at me and i hit him with the stick on my hand and FAWK!!!!!!!!!! he got knocked out and I thought he died, I was shaking pretty bad because if the rooster died, I was in big trouble, i started to do CPR and slapped him around but nothing, I was like FAWK, I had to get rid of the body or face the consequences of murdering the man of the chicken house. Well, I choosed the "get rid of the body" option and walked to the outside toilet which has a big hole that goes down to the mountain and all bunch of shit was piled in that hole. So, i walked into the toilet, looked at the rooster one last time and threw him in the big hole but FAWK!!!!!!!!!! he got suck to pile of shit and all of a sudden he woke up and started to shake his wings and i was like yeah and wanted to grab him but he was scared pretty bad and spraying shit all over. I had no other choice but do a very bad thing.... I poured the water in that container to the big whole and watch the rooster go down to mountain with that pile of shit....

so am I guilty?

**SHines-IT** · 10-12-2009, 12:58 PM

LMAO!!!

**SiggyZ** · 10-12-2009, 01:01 PM

What in the world?

**TransAm11973** · 10-12-2009, 01:02 PM

lol

**SHines-IT** · 10-12-2009, 01:02 PM

Your innocent in my book.

**Mike97dakota** · 10-12-2009, 01:03 PM

that sounds like a shitty cock to me next time use a condom

**SHines-IT** · 10-12-2009, 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by Mike97dakota

that sounds like a shitty cock to me next time use a condom

Dirty boy, get your cock out of the gutter.

**justinmc978** · 10-12-2009, 01:10 PM

wait wut? whoawhoawhoa... wait WUT?

**c5z28** · 10-12-2009, 01:11 PM

This has been eating at your conscience since you were 10

? Did you see him splat or did he go down beyond vision?

**Musclefan21** · 10-13-2009, 06:18 AM

i dreamed him last night...

**third_shift|studios** · 10-13-2009, 06:48 AM

you dreamt about cock!

**SHines-IT** · 10-13-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

you dreamt about cock!

Lol, careful... May get an infraction.

**blackbird0230** · 10-13-2009, 10:46 AM

WTF? This is funny

**02Sweet** · 10-13-2009, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

you dreamt about cock!

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

Lol, careful... May get an infraction.

I see both of you are familiar with infractions...as am I LOL

**SHines-IT** · 10-13-2009, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by 02Sweet

I see both of you are familiar with infractions...as am I LOL

All I did was point something out and emphasize on it, I guess because it was a male body part, it was a no, no. But I don't really get it, because this entire section of the forum is full of off topic and some damn right wrong post. But I guess the icing on the cake, was being gay toward to mod, in PM, lol. So yes, here's one to all the "troll's"... But it's not a big deal, I guess I learned my lesson?

**pajeff02** · 10-13-2009, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

Lol, careful... May get an infraction.

If ts|s gets an infraction it will be for beating a cock... his.

**GTP231** · 10-13-2009, 12:05 PM

Way too much cock talk in here

**SHines-IT** · 10-13-2009, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Way too much cock talk in here

Join in, we all like our cocks.

**silverWS6** · 10-14-2009, 07:14 AM

I love my imagination, poor poor cock

**Sweet Chops** · 10-14-2009, 01:23 PM

Not sure if you will believe me but the same thing happened to me but I was 11 years old. I have never been able to tell anyone untill today.
Thank You