Funny joke

**nitrox28** · 02-10-2006, 01:18 AM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father
thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back
and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat! Are you
nuts?!?!?! "

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to
his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes...Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three Million Dollars...but Realistically........
we're living with two sluts and a queer.