Rune Sore Bees

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-09-2006, 02:21 PM

I know this is old but still one of my favorites and always hilarious...

Room Service:
Morny! Rune-sore-bees.

Hotel Guest:
Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.

Room Service:
Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?

Hotel Guest:
Uh... yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

Room Service:
Ow July den?

Hotel Guest:
What?

Room Service:
Aches. Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch...?

Hotel Guest:
Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.

Room Service:
Ow July dee baycome? Crease?

Hotel Guest:
Crisp will be fine.

Room Service:
Hokay. An Santos?

Hotel Guest:
What?

Room Service:
Santos. July Santos?

Hotel Guest:
Ugh. I don't know... I don't think so.

Room Service:
No. Judo one toes?

Hotel Guest:
Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes" means. I'm sorry.

Room Service:
Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?

Hotel Guest:
English muffin! I've got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine.

Room Service:
We bother?

Hotel Guest:
No. Just put the bother on the side.

Room Service:
Wad?

Hotel Guest:
I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.

Room Service:
Copy?

Hotel Guest:
I feel terrible about this but...

Room Service:
Copy. Copy, tea, mill...

Hotel Guest:
Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that's all.

Room Service:
One Minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?

Hotel Guest:
Whatever you say.

Room Service:
Hokay. Tendjewberrymud.

Hotel Guest:
You're welcome.

**Wulfe13** · 02-09-2006, 02:57 PM

Oh man, I love that one! Sad part is I understood ALL of it!

Well all except the "ass rune torino fee".... wtf is that?

**ss~zoso~ss** · 02-10-2006, 05:00 AM

way too long and not really funny at all, i was waiting for the catch at the end but i guess there isnt one

**third_shift|studios** · 02-10-2006, 05:57 AM

new92 · 02-10-2006, 07:32 AM

Originally Posted by Wulfe13

Oh man, I love that one! Sad part is I understood ALL of it!

Well all except the "ass rune torino fee".... wtf is that?

"thats room 23"?

That's what I was "hearing" anyway lol

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-10-2006, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

way too long and not really funny at all, i was waiting for the catch at the end but i guess there isnt one

ya cant please everybody..

guess you haven't stayed at a Mexican hotel... this is what it's really like.

**whitelightnin99** · 02-10-2006, 10:47 AM

i thought it was pretty damn funny

**Wulfe13** · 02-11-2006, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Motrv8d Steve

ya cant please everybody..

guess you haven't stayed at a Mexican hotel... this is what it's really like.

Wasn't that an Asian Hotel?

**Motrv8d Steve** · 02-11-2006, 07:21 PM

hell this could be a San Diego or LA hotel yeah an Asian hotel too.
same deal.
I just tried calling my domain service provider tech support and got two guys back to back who couldn't speak any better English than the above...

what? WHAT? WHAAAATT????