Broke up

**blackSS01** · 07-02-2009, 06:30 PM

Well.....me and the GF are no more. Today when I was playing around with her poodle, it decided to bite me in the face. Thank god it didn't break the skin, but it wasn't a play bite either. Well I proceeded to punch her dog across the face since it wanted to bite me some more. She got all pissed at me and told me it was my fault, so I told her to go to hell. Always hated that fucking mutt. I have been bitten before that needed 16 stiches and said never again. Next dog that bites me will have a bullet removed from its head

**SiggyZ** · 07-02-2009, 06:34 PM

You broke up over that? Niiiiiice.

**blackSS01** · 07-02-2009, 06:35 PM

I left alot of the story out. She has put that dog before me for over a year. I finally got too sick of it.

**Murder after Midnight** · 07-02-2009, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

Well.....me and the GF are no more. Today when I was playing around with her poodle, it decided to bite me in the face. Thank god it didn't break the skin, but it wasn't a play bite either. Well I proceeded to punch her dog across the face since it wanted to bite me some more. She got all pissed at me and told me it was my fault, so I told her to go to hell. Always hated that fucking mutt. I have been bitten before that needed 16 stiches and said never again. Next dog that bites me will have a bullet removed from its head

wow lol how long where you with her.

**CamaroSS354** · 07-02-2009, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by blackSS01

I left alot of the story out. She has put that dog before me for over a year. I finally got too sick of it.

yea thats a killer

**blackSS01** · 07-02-2009, 06:37 PM

About a year and a couple months. She loves that dog more then she likes people. And that is the complete truth.

**310stanger** · 07-02-2009, 06:38 PM

you were just keepin it real man and it went wrong lol

**SHines-IT** · 07-02-2009, 06:40 PM

Was the dog poorly trained? Dogs usually never bite to hurt, if there trained properly or are not scared... But I am with you, if someone trains a dog to be aggressive or poorly trained... If it bites me to hurt, I am going to hurt it back. Unless I scared it or provoked the dog to bite.

I hope you

out the door.

**blackSS01** · 07-02-2009, 06:40 PM

I am sad, but still mad at the same time. I knew that dog would be the end of us. From the get go I had a feeling.

**310stanger** · 07-02-2009, 06:42 PM

dude i would have knocked that mutt out too, like freakin mike tyson if it bit me and it was more then just a playful thing. Not to mention i hate freakin poodles. I also come from the frame of mind that people care more about pets then other people. Who's more important you or the dog?

**blackSS01** · 07-02-2009, 06:45 PM

He didn't like the punch, that was for sure. But I don't like the scratch that is on my face either

**cuervo25_1** · 07-02-2009, 07:22 PM

Now why in the hell didn't you unleash the Darth sith lord lemon cat on his little gay ass. hell I think my miss priss cat can beat down a poodle lol. or feed it to a rottie or pit. something interesting for heavens sake.

I dispise poodles, how can German create such a little runt assed useless animal.

**01ws6er** · 07-02-2009, 07:27 PM

Thought this was gonna be another sob story thread, thank god it has a high point haha! Oh, and sorry to hear you broke up, but it obviously wasn't worth it.

**cuervo25_1** · 07-02-2009, 07:27 PM

Oh my wife had 4 cats when I met her we are down to one, the first one made a trip to the vet to be put down after for no apparent reason attcking my son.(we did try to find her a home first.

The second one,which could have put both lime cat and lemon cat in their place .and got into an epic war with me(more on that another place) was old and health was failing fast. same with third.

The fourth is still alive and well, but I think I will be very upset when she goes. she has slept in the same bed as my son since his birth, she is very attentive and motherley to all of us in the family. Including the new cat,and the mouse.she actually lets him pull loose fur off of her to make his nest. and she licks him clean....or maybe tasting him.

**SHines-IT** · 07-02-2009, 07:40 PM

I normally like toy dogs, I enjoy watching them and taking them to the store or where ever I go, but hey I am a fairly flamboyant guy... But I will never own one, want a Doberman, maybe in a few weeks.

**DUBB** · 07-02-2009, 10:57 PM

Originally Posted by SHines-IT

I am a fairly flamboyant guy

Like Freddy Mercury?

**c5z28** · 07-02-2009, 11:15 PM

Now that you broke up there is no guilt about some pics

**blackSS01** · 07-03-2009, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Now that you broke up there is no guilt about some pics

I was waiting for this to be posted. Unfor I don't have any pics to share

**chiller2484** · 07-03-2009, 04:51 AM

Poodles have always been known to bite people. Them and cocker spaniels. Useless and stupid looking imo. Maybe this poodle was under the power of the force from Darth Lemoncat?