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05-24-2009, 01:38 PM #1
Why its awesome to be a chick driving an LS1
SOOOO....... I got pulled over the other day by a Texas state trooper after 10pm...
He explained that I had violated at least 10 traffic violations...
Speeding, switching lanes with out signaling, switching lanes in intersections.. more speeding and so forth....
I was like dam.. Im gonna get a effing ticket.. for suuuuuuuuuure..
Cuz I wasnt wearing anything revealing of the sort.. I had my 4.99 rotisserie chicken work tshirt on.. haha
So...... no ticket.... then he walked to the front of my car (in big tex you gotta have a front plate) he checked it out, but didnt say anything about that either, and thats another violation..
SO yes.. no ticket once again..
This makes 10 times being pulled over with out a ticket out of 10 times being pulled over..
Yay for titties and vajajay!
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05-24-2009, 01:40 PM #2
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Either that or you were NICE. If you were NICE, most cops won't give ya a hassle.
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05-24-2009, 01:43 PM #3
I started to cry after he told me all the things I did, cuz I cant afford a ticket..I can barely afford food to eat.. He asked me why I was crying, and I told him because I was inconsiderate and for doing the things I did, that I deserved a ticket. And he was like, "well how do you know I was even going to give you one? Youre the one who brought that up>" i told him I deserved it.. hah so admitting to your mistakes.. have ALWAYS worked for me..
One time I was speeding down a hill, got pulled over, I told the officer i was economically saving my gas.. ahha he laughed and let me on my way.
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05-24-2009, 01:45 PM #4
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Nice work! If that was me I would of been sodomized, cuffed, stuffed and my car would be put threw a car crusher....
Oh pics of said titays?
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05-24-2009, 01:45 PM #5
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05-24-2009, 01:47 PM #6
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
it was lawdog....he bends the rules for pussy.
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05-24-2009, 01:48 PM #7
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05-24-2009, 01:50 PM #9
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
regardless, i hate you more now than ever.
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05-24-2009, 01:51 PM #10
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05-24-2009, 02:01 PM #16
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05-24-2009, 02:02 PM #17
how about you stop breaking the law! we all do some of what you said, but changing lanes in the middle of an intersection is a fuckin dick move and a lady in a lexus JUST did that to me 2 days ago, got sooo close to getting in an accident if my reflexes werent like a freakin cat. I wanted to kill her
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05-24-2009, 02:03 PM #18
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05-24-2009, 02:04 PM #20
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teal- 99 Z28 with an SS complex
i would have gave your ass a ticket, switching lanes with no signaling shame on you.
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