survivor: texas

[blue02Z]

got this in an email from my mom prolly get flamed from you silly yanks but o well









Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."





The contestant will first drive to Dallas , then drive

to Waco , Austin , San Antonio and over to Houston and down to Brownsville .

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and

Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally

back to Dallas .



Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says "I'm

Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama..

TWICE", "George Strait Sucks," "PETA Founder", "Ban GOD" AND, "I'm here

to confiscate your guns"



The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[cammed goat]

I'd suggest that instead of getting voted off, have the folks who despise each other beat each other with cactus limbs.

[blue02Z]