Ouch

[Sarge]

Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
Then I was OK.
Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
Thought I would share today's old guy story.

[GTP231]

[SouthernBornThriller]

[TransAm11973]

i just farted when i laughed at that

[LS1Powerhouse]

i just farted when i laughed at that

Be careful of laughing farts... They can quickly turn into the giggle shits.

[tigersport14]

Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
Then I was OK.
Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
Thought I would share today's old guy story.

ive had that on my knee 4 times, hurts like crazy

[hamburger68]

no more nitrogen for me, one of the joints in my left pinky is still fucked up and aching from a wart removal 6 months ago! i hate that shit.

[ss~zoso~ss]

[zero_proto]

mushroom stamp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TempleU_WS6]

Thanks for your updates!

[The Project]

Had a "thing" growing on my belly. I aint talking alien here...but like a mole weird shape and shit so I go to see the Doctor. He gonna freeze it. I sez OK. He sez it will sting a tad but I can take it. I sez OK. He gets this lil can of liquid nitrogen. And hits me with a shot. MOTHER FUCKER YOU SONABITCH THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH YOU 4EYEDMOTHERFUCKER.
Then I was OK.
Receptionist sez I need to keep it down as everybody heard me. I sez I don't give a shit. She doesn't care for me. I dont care for her. Doctor stung my belly. I called him a mother fucker. Us old guys can get away with that kind of shit cuz we are old guys.
Thought I would share today's old guy story.

Don't forget to book your annual physical and tell the doc to use lube on that rubber glove

[KahanaReef]

Big Baby!

[Durango]

i just farted when i laughed at that

Your crazy my pop just came out of my nose. hahahaha

[FSANE]

sleeperC5 has sex with it.

[FasstChevys]

[0rion]

Big Baby!

[Sarge]

Don't forget to book your annual physical and tell the doc to use lube on that rubber glove

My doctor has huge fingers. I get a physical once a week. My prostrate is good.

[Hi-Po]

[Sarge]

Big Baby!

I heard say he is moving to Santa Clarita and is opening up a Gyn office with his little can of nitrogen. Please report.

[Sarge]

Your crazy my pop just came out of my nose. hahahaha

My Dad has never been in my nose. Even during the 60's and LSD. How do you do that? More so how does he get in there?