Critique my soon to be facebook status

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

A suicide "attempt" is like failing at failing.

hah so true... you wanna say "and you cant even do THAT right!" but youd sound horrible... lol idk funny to me

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-04-2009, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

why would i want you? youre further away than my last bf

cause you're single, horney, he's decent looking and far away just the way you like'em.

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 08:57 PM

hahahahahha idk but maybe im speaking of myself through him..

cuz its been since like aug 8th since ive gotten

im like a week to equal the longest ive ever been! so i just want everyone to just get some.... haha idk makes me feel better when i know other ppl can get laid

well not that i cant, bt you know what i mean

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

Yup.

I know what my problems is... I date guys where I know it wont work out...

Because I think that I am afraid to get involved again with a guy i truly care about, because if shit does hit the fan, then it will hurt WAY more.

Thats my diagnosis of myself.

You are afraid to put your heart out to a guy that might be really good for you because you worry about YOUR hurt too much and end up selling yourself short with guys that arent worth the time and end up with more aggravation in the end.

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

hahahahahha idk but maybe im speaking of myself through him..

cuz its been since like aug 8th since ive gotten

im like a week to equal the longest ive ever been! so i just want everyone to just get some.... haha idk makes me feel better when i know other ppl can get laid

well not that i cant, bt you know what i mean

I think if everybody got laid more, society would operate a lot smoother. But motherfuckers gotta make hittin skins way to freakin complicated. Sexual frustration is a bitch

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

You are afraid to put your heart out to a guy that might be really good for you because you worry about YOUR hurt too much and end up selling yourself short with guys that arent worth the time and end up with more aggravation in the end.

ive always taken break ups really easily.. however it ends, even if they cheat...i dont cry. im just like,see ya, i dont fight i dont want drama, i just want out..

but if i really wanted something more, like once before.. i was lost... i got sick... it was miserable... i dont want to go through that again... and the chance of my precancer can come back...

so i just avoid it.

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-04-2009, 09:03 PM

/pointsatself

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

I think if everybody got laid more, society would operate a lot smoother. But motherfuckers gotta make hittin skins way to freakin complicated. Sexual frustration is a bitch

exactly!!

IROC, GO GET LAID..hahaha

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

ive always taken break ups really easily.. however it ends, even if they cheat...i dont cry. im just like,see ya, i dont fight i dont want drama, i just want out..

but if i really wanted something more, like once before.. i was lost... i got sick... it was miserable... i dont want to go through that again... and the chance of my precancer can come back...

so i just avoid it.

so lets fawk

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

/pointsatself

get laid.. haha

idk your whole situation... so idk what to tell you besides.. time and sex.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 10-04-2009, 09:05 PM

As Rammstein would say- You half ze poosy, I have a dick-a, so what's ze problem, let's do it quick

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-04-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

exactly!!

IROC, GO GET LAID..hahaha

he's trying but you're being a PITA about putting out

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-04-2009, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

so lets fawk

nice shoes

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

As Rammstein would say- You half ze poosy, I have a dick-a, so what's ze problem, let's do it quick

hah that might just do it for some girls....

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

he's trying but you're being a PITA about putting out

PITA?

and i think we all know i tend to put out... lol just sayin

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-04-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

exactly!!

IROC, GO GET LAID..hahaha

Originally Posted by toityme

get laid.. haha

idk your whole situation... so idk what to tell you besides.. time and sex.

I'm trying but the best I can do at the moment is getting my ex to suck my dick.

More eloquently put, of course.

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

he's trying but you're being a PITA about putting out

hah

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 10-04-2009, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

hah that might just do it for some girls....

PITA?

and i think we all know i tend to put out... lol just sayin

pain in the ass....jesus woman

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 09:10 PM

yeah kristi, stop being a pita and be a team player and fawkin put out for your ls1.com friends lmfao

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I'm trying but the best I can do at the moment is getting my ex to suck my dick.

More eloquently put, of course.

hah

nonononononononononono sexual activities from your current ex!! no no no nono

thats like me, going to fuck my psycho exish bf when he comes in town in two weeks...

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

yeah kristi, stop being a pita and be a team player and fawkin put out for your ls1.com friends lmfao

**86 IROC-Z** · 10-04-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

nonononononononononono sexual activities from your current ex!! no no no nono

thats like me, going to fuck my psycho exish bf when he comes in town in two weeks...

Neither of us are psycho.

We're on excellent terms.

It's a wet hole, I don't see a difference. It's not like I haven't being doing it for 4 years.