funny/stupidest ebay ad maybe ever

**GTP231** · 09-01-2009, 07:55 AM

Why was the hood replaced?

**ItalianSS** · 09-01-2009, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by bamaz28

they go to academy just like a cop, but no i'd say not a COP.
my dad is a corrections officer

How can you diss your father like that? He's a cop! He's no different from FBI or State Police. Mind you, he can't go and start pulling people over and giving them tickets... but, he has the power to arrest anyone in the state. If you consider only the people that give you tickets as cops, then have those same cops that arrest people, deal with them.
If he see's a crime in progress... He has the choice to get involved. We all carry off duty weapons. We don't work on the streets, but we work in a prison.

We are the forgotten cops!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...forgotten.html

**ItalianSS** · 09-01-2009, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by GTP231

Why was the hood replaced?

Saw that hood on sale, had a few extra dollars, figured... what the hell, and bought it.
LOL
I don't think it came out too bad.

**devil6rr** · 09-01-2009, 08:25 AM

so.... your saying cops can have tint and no cats and Flick on illegal lighting just to see some ones reaction while you pass them and not worry about it?

sounds like someone wanted to become a street cop....

i hate that mentality especially here in NJ cause all you "Cops" think you can do what ever you want and get away with it! But when they even hear the whine of my Forced Induction Cars they wanna lock me up... All i got to say to you a (Citizen On Patrol) is

GOT BOOST... Rant over

**ItalianSS** · 09-01-2009, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by devil6rr

so.... your saying cops can have tint and no cats and Flick on illegal lighting just to see some ones reaction while you pass them and not worry about it?

sounds like someone wanted to become a street cop....

i hate that mentality especially here in NJ cause all you "Cops" think you can do what ever you want and get away with it! But when they even hear the whine of my Forced Induction Cars they wanna lock me up... All i got to say to you a (Citizen On Patrol) is

GOT BOOST... Rant over

Yup! That's exactly what I'm saying... thank you for clearing things up! My God... See, you should've been a cop too then.
What a douch! Grow up, is this what it's come down to? You think i'm bragging now? Out of everyone here, someone from NJ is throwing me under the bus! Typical... Can't even trust your neighbors. Don't blame me because you get caught up in stupid situations. You think us "pigs" get away with everything?
You are wrong!! So very wrong... Being from NJ, you should've known that too. If we get pulled over, you don't think we get the lectures too? Sometimes we get a slap on the wrist, sometimes not! It's embarrassing for me! "Yeah, hi officer... I'm a cop too, can I get away with one please?" It doesn't work like that! It's all about who pulls you over. If i'm caught doing 110mph with my music blaring, loud exhaust, and my car all lit up. I'm going to get a collection of tickets, and getting such a sweet fine! They are not stupid and don't care if you're a cop or not! If you are breaking the law... you are breaking the law! Don't blame me that they pick on you... Maybe you deserve a ticket... they don't pull you over to bust your balls. Yeah, go whine your car, get a ticket... and whine your ass off!

I'm done here. This is lame! You guys obviously have too much time on your hands!

**devil6rr** · 09-02-2009, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by ItalianSS

Well thank you... To be honest, I don't drive with the neon lights on, cause that's illegal also in NJ. LOL! I do drive with the Neon lights on in my hood though. I kinda like how the light comes out of the vents and stuff. i'm not worried about being pulled over and losing my job over something like that. Cause honestly, it's a minor thing. There is a lot of crazy stuff going on in this world! You know?
Like I said, I barely take the car out. Sometimes I do wish I didn't RICE it up... but sometimes when I take it out and i'm driving on the highway at night. I'll flip the switch, light the whole car up... and see the faces of people as I pass them by. All they see my car, with a green glow, and I can only imagine what they were thinking! I'm sure some of them are like... What the heck was that?
Thanks for your honestly though...

"To be honest, I don't drive with the neon lights on, cause that's illegal also in NJ."

"Sometimes I do wish I didn't RICE it up... but sometimes when I take it out and i'm driving on the highway at night. I'll flip the switch, light the whole car up... and see the faces of people as I pass them by."

Enough said

double standard?

**1fastcamarosss11** · 09-02-2009, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by ItalianSS

Can I just say something??? Can I please defend myself? I got nothing to hide... Hell, my number is in the listings... Why not call me yourself? Ask me any or all of your questions? Dumb or not...
Matter of fact, not that you care... but everything in the ad is true. I don't understand, you got nothing better to do with yourself? It's an ad? What do you want me to do... List someone else's address? My car's in the garage, you think I want someone to steal my car? What's a matter with you guys? As for someone looking up my name to see if it checks out, that's just creepy. As you can tell though, all my information checks out... Yes I am a Corrections Officer, yes I do drive a Camaro SS, and yes... I had someone try to scam me on Paypal.
One more thing... NJ corrections officer, can arrest anyone in the state of New Jersey. As for arresting the people myself part, if someone is stupid enough to come to my house and try to give me a fake check or in your case, steal my car... Why wouldn't I have the right to arrest him?
Do yourself a favor, I can tell you are the type that hides behind the computer and tries to start stuff... If you got nothing better to do with your time off, why not find a hobby?

well i never thought this would go this crazy. lol. i just couldnt believe you would give all that info and tell when you work and when you dont ect. you basically had it set up or looked like you wanted to get it stolen. i never bashed your car or your job. just stated what was there, that you wrote. i do have hobbies my cars, softball, kids, wife so many i dont have time to list.

i would tell you more but no need to. i'll have this closed.
just some words of advice for the future i would never give that much info on ebay. or if i did it would not be posted on the ad you can block the emails from being public.

**mark21742** · 09-02-2009, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by blackbirdbrain89

gay... some one needs to buy all the raped ls1 cars off ebay and make them back to true cars not ricers

hey I take offense to that remark lol

**mark21742** · 09-02-2009, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by ItalianSS

How can you diss your father like that? He's a cop! He's no different from FBI or State Police. Mind you, he can't go and start pulling people over and giving them tickets... but, he has the power to arrest anyone in the state. If you consider only the people that give you tickets as cops, then have those same cops that arrest people, deal with them.
If he see's a crime in progress... He has the choice to get involved. We all carry off duty weapons. We don't work on the streets, but we work in a prison.

We are the forgotten cops!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/art...forgotten.html

and you guys have a hard,thankless, underpaid job that needs to done by someone.
now that I'm alittle older and wiser I realize we NEED you guys (all branches) out there to protect us from others and, sometimes from ourselves

**ItalianSS** · 09-02-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by mark21742

and you guys have a hard,thankless, underpaid job that needs to done by someone.
now that I'm alittle older and wiser I realize we NEED you guys (all branches) out there to protect us from others and, sometimes from ourselves

Thank you bro...
By the way, sweet Goat!

**mark21742** · 09-02-2009, 12:02 PM

Originally Posted by ItalianSS

Thank you bro...
By the way, sweet Goat!

thanks!

**DrMilhouse** · 09-02-2009, 02:10 PM

err.... I only drive it on sundays and I don't use it enough.

Sure, that's how it got all 85k miles on it, right?

**86 IROC-Z** · 09-02-2009, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by DrMilhouse

err.... I only drive it on sundays and I don't use it enough.

Sure, that's how it got all 85k miles on it, right?

yo brah, dont be exposin loopholes in mah excellent sales pitch aight

**ItalianSS** · 09-02-2009, 09:30 PM

I got the car when it had 52K miles on it. It use to be my daily driver... After fixing it up, I know only drive it on Sundays, if that! Thanks for the advice mom!

**ItalianSS** · 09-02-2009, 09:35 PM

Besides... 84,300 miles on a 1999... That's about 8,430 miles a year!
Loopholes?

**devil6rr** · 09-03-2009, 05:04 AM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

yo brah, dont be exposin loopholes in mah excellent sales pitch aight

WERD!

**GTP231** · 09-04-2009, 07:21 PM

Italian SS is this you?

**ItalianSS** · 09-04-2009, 09:49 PM

Jägerbombs...... Jägerbombs........ Jägerbombs!!!
LOL

**DJ Red Barron** · 09-05-2009, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000-...=p4506.c0.m245

watch the vidoe 545rwhp yea OOOOOOOOOk! lmfao

Wow... It has a boost gauge. Why, I'm not sure. And those drag radials are awesome. He is only asking $9200 for it, although his listed BIN is $9700. This guy is a genius.

Originally Posted by GTP231

Italian SS is this you?