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08-03-2009, 04:41 PM #41Single Malt
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Sebring Silver- 2000 CamaroSS
Burn!
Originally Posted by Maro SS
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08-03-2009, 04:53 PM #42COTM July '09
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BLK/BLK w/CGM Stripes- 2010 Camaro 2SS/M6
tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...
Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's
Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ...
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08-03-2009, 06:19 PM #43Member
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Steel blue pearlcoat- 2000 dodge intrepid
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...
Me: ayyy girl
Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's
Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ...
OUCH
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08-03-2009, 07:17 PM #44Junior Member
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On my boss...
Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap THAT
her: haha just say it
me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
Her: haha wow!!
Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
Her: haha
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08-03-2009, 07:50 PM #45Member
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white- 2000
end of thread...this one has waaay 2 much imagination!!!! Originally Posted by garcia2002
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08-03-2009, 07:57 PM #46Never Drink and Derive
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Black- '99 SS
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: ....
Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
Her: ........................
Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
Her: wow.
Me: I want to bone you.
Her: Are you drunk right now?
It's my stepmom.
I love this game...
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08-03-2009, 08:03 PM #47Sold: LS1 '85 El Camino
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2000 Grand Prix GTP- 2000 Trans Am WS6 M6
Best line in this entire thread!!! Originally Posted by Tonik
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08-03-2009, 08:09 PM #48Member
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Steel blue pearlcoat- 2000 dodge intrepid
Originally Posted by Tonik
what are you going to do if she says yes
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08-03-2009, 08:12 PM #49Member
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red- 1998 Tras Am ws6
this stuff is priceless... almost makes me wanta learn how to text....ALMOST lol
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08-03-2009, 08:15 PM #50Senior Member
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Black- 2009 Cobalt SS
That line made me Originally Posted by Tonik
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08-03-2009, 08:23 PM #51I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
tried it on the wife again today
me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
her: we went over this yesterday
me: well throw on a dust mask and you won't breath the germs
her: why can't you just wait
me: because my stiffy don't comprehend that
her:well take a shower and jerk off cause you aint getting it from me till your better.
well this tops the previous epic fail of my life
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08-03-2009, 08:24 PM #52I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedings Originally Posted by garcia2002
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08-03-2009, 08:32 PM #53Senior Member
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black- 98 WS6
omg ROTFL
texting random chicks right now
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08-03-2009, 08:44 PM #5411 years of bangin gears
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Originally Posted by GTP231
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08-03-2009, 08:52 PM #55I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Gf was bored at work all day I should have done this. I'll do it while I'm bored at work as well
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08-03-2009, 09:19 PM #56Something Diabolical...
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- 2000 C5 Torch Red
That's why I love this site. You sick bastards are priceless...
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08-03-2009, 09:33 PM #57Junior Member
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Black- SS
:Me: hey whats up jess
Jess: heyyyy
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jess: .....
Me: well?????
Jess: When you bring you butt to Cali
Me: O'RLY!?
Jess: Maybe when i visit home in sept...
me = half a stub and
old g/f
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08-03-2009, 09:38 PM #58Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
Originally Posted by Tonik
Originally Posted by ls1camino
I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!!
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08-03-2009, 10:05 PM #59Sold: LS1 '85 El Camino
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2000 Grand Prix GTP- 2000 Trans Am WS6 M6
Don't you have a pot of gold to guard or something? Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!!
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08-03-2009, 10:07 PM #60Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
funny you said that, i was just lookign at my bank account...
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