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    Quote Originally Posted by Maro SS View Post
    Me: hey girl when you gonna let me tap that?
    My gf: ?
    Me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that??
    My gf: when you stop being lazy and try new things
    Me: hahahahahaha
    Burn!

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    tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...

    Me: ayyy girl
    Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
    Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's

    Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1 View Post
    tried it on my wife's step-sister to be...

    Me: ayyy girl
    Her: Whut up boiiiiiiii
    Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
    Her: When your penis is bigger than Zayne's

    Zayne is my 2.5 month old son ...


    OUCH

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    On my boss...
    Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
    Her: tap what?
    Me: tap THAT
    her: haha just say it
    me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
    Her: haha wow!!
    Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
    Her: haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by garcia2002 View Post
    On my boss...
    Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
    Her: tap what?
    Me: tap THAT
    her: haha just say it
    me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
    Her: haha wow!!
    Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
    Her: haha
    end of thread...this one has waaay 2 much imagination!!!!

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    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: ....
    Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
    Her: ........................
    Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
    Her: wow.
    Me: I want to bone you.
    Her: Are you drunk right now?

    It's my stepmom.

    I love this game...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: ....
    Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
    Her: ........................
    Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
    Her: wow.
    Me: I want to bone you.
    Her: Are you drunk right now?

    It's my stepmom.

    I love this game...
    Best line in this entire thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: ....
    Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
    Her: ........................
    Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
    Her: wow.
    Me: I want to bone you.
    Her: Are you drunk right now?

    It's my stepmom.

    I love this game...

    what are you going to do if she says yes

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    this stuff is priceless... almost makes me wanta learn how to text....ALMOST lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: ....
    Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
    Her: ........................
    Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
    Her: wow.
    Me: I want to bone you.
    Her: Are you drunk right now?

    It's my stepmom.

    I love this game...
    That line made me

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    tried it on the wife again today

    me: so when are you gonna let me tap that
    her: we went over this yesterday
    me: well throw on a dust mask and you won't breath the germs
    her: why can't you just wait
    me: because my stiffy don't comprehend that
    her:well take a shower and jerk off cause you aint getting it from me till your better.

    well this tops the previous epic fail of my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by garcia2002 View Post
    On my boss...
    Me: when u gonna let me tapthat?
    Her: tap what?
    Me: tap THAT
    her: haha just say it
    me: when you gonna let me pound that pussy like there ain't no tomorrow?
    Her: haha wow!!
    Me: so you gonna let me fuck your vagina?
    Her: haha
    Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedings

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    omg ROTFL
    texting random chicks right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    Enjoy the sexual harassment proceedings

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    Gf was bored at work all day I should have done this. I'll do it while I'm bored at work as well

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    That's why I love this site. You sick bastards are priceless...

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    :Me: hey whats up jess
    Jess: heyyyy
    Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
    Jess: .....
    Me: well?????
    Jess: When you bring you butt to Cali
    Me: O'RLY!?
    Jess: Maybe when i visit home in sept...

    me = half a stub and

    old g/f

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonik View Post
    Me: Hey
    Her: Hey
    Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?
    Her: ....
    Me: Why don't you let me ride up to that bumper and slap that monkey?
    Her: ........................
    Me: Say baby you should come over to myspace so I can twitter your yahoo and make you google all over my facebook.
    Her: wow.
    Me: I want to bone you.
    Her: Are you drunk right now?

    It's my stepmom.

    I love this game...
    Quote Originally Posted by ls1camino View Post
    Best line in this entire thread!!!

    I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    I would say the "Its my stepmom." is the best line of the whole thread!!!
    Don't you have a pot of gold to guard or something?


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    My life is a
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    funny you said that, i was just lookign at my bank account...

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