How am I still alive?????

[Neo]

At the NFL draft, me and my buddy hold a drinking game, we guess the guy the teams gonna pick right before Goodell comes up to the podium. If we're wrong, we drink. If we're right, we drink.

Win-win! Last year it was cap'n and coke. This year was Wild Turkey American Honey. That shit is fucking delicious. I'm 5'11, 145 lbs, my buddies like twice my size at 6'4, 255. I went drink for drink with him until he left at pick 20 trashed as fuck to go to a MMA fight (he was giving the trophy to the winner, he gave it to the wrong dude ). I lasted til pick 32, still drinkin, when I crawled upstairs and passed out on the toilet. Was a good day.

[Mr. Luos]

Funny how my car always knew the way home.

Thank the lord for Kitt.

[cuervo25_1]

Reminds me of when I went to a buds house for New Years. Drank two glasses of JW Green then I THOUGHT I was drinking two glassses of fruit punch. WRONG!!! It was some concoxion(sp) of grenadine, slojin, vodka, whiskey, gin, and I dunno WTF the rest was. Five mins after slamming the two glasses of "fruit punch" the room started to become "distant" and I had to pee. Went to the bathroom and looked at the toilet and "ralphed". Then I had the sh1ts real bad. "Ralphin" and sh1ttin badly. What a way to ring in 2007. My friend knocked on the bathroom door and wished me a happy new year. My response:

"I'M FKKIN DYIN HERE!!!"

So I manage to pull up my pants, and open the bathroom door. My friend and his wife carried me over to the couch in the den where I went black. However, I was the first one up at 0800 and did not have a hangover. My friends gave me this look--->

I will NEVER do that again.

You want me to mix you a drink,my way

[cammed goat]

At the NFL draft, me and my buddy hold a drinking game, we guess the guy the teams gonna pick right before Goodell comes up to the podium. If we're wrong, we drink. If we're right, we drink.

Win-win! Last year it was cap'n and coke. This year was Wild Turkey American Honey. That shit is fucking delicious. I'm 5'11, 145 lbs, my buddies like twice my size at 6'4, 255. I went drink for drink with him until he left at pick 20 trashed as fuck to go to a MMA fight (he was giving the trophy to the winner, he gave it to the wrong dude ). I lasted til pick 32, still drinkin, when I crawled upstairs and passed out on the toilet. Was a good day.

Been there.

[Mr. Luos]

Last time I drank heavily...it ended up costing me $250.
I fucked my glasses up BAD....falling off a 10 speed looking for my dog at 3AM in the morning.

[chiller2484]

LMAO!!

[Daniel95]

mY birthday was last weekend. Now I used to be a big drinker. Like a 18 pack of ber a night for about 10 months straight. (I hate what women can do to ur brain) I don't drink like that anymore but however my sat night went like this. I get to the bar my friend orders me a corona and a four horse man. oh what fun. After another corona my buddy says ok people are gonna start showing up lets do some cuervo silver. so people are showing up and ive had 3 cuervo shots now. Im steadily drinking beers and playing a drinking game with the bartender who is chinese and she taught me these games like rock paper sissors and drink type game. I recieve a shot from one of my best friends and ask what is it. He says I just made it up. So my and my GF take it. It was terrible. He says it was jager, GM, rail taquila with a 151 topper. (they tried to light it on fire but they took to long it blended with the jager) I named this thing the astronomical shit. So beer beer beer my vision isnt clear. I am brought another shot that looks a lil clear to be what ehy call a Soco and Lime. I look at my buddy who says he is taking it with my. He says gimme a min. So i turn and talk to somone and turn backa min later and see his show glass in empty he says he took it already. So i pound it back and it turns out to be 151. Awsome my inside are on fire and I am instantly much drunker than before the shot. He proceeds to tell me he poured his in the sink. Awsome. So i have a sombuero on in a japanese resurtant/ bar. And I look like a complete ass and I am shitfaced. I was told i consumed over 12 beers 5-6 cuevo shots one patron silver (i orederd that one my self smart right) the 151 shot and a couple assorted mixed shots inclded the astonomical shit. I get in the car and am driven home. I am in my apartment faced dancing around eating pizza drinking a beer. My room mate shows up and has a bottle of Hennessy VSOP he pours me some and we toast. I being to sip my glass and about halfway through look at my gf and tell he i should not be drinking this. She helps me to my room and i sit on the bed some how I am not drunk enough to black out. I have the god gamn spins which is the worst shit ever. Cant close my eyes or lay back. so while sitting up in my bed eyes wide open i begin to have the wildest conversation with my gf she says shes ever heard. Then bored with her I picked up my cell phone and began drunk dialing my contact list. My grandfather picks up who i am told I tell i am glad he made my mother so she could get with my dad and make me. My mother is adopted so this made no sense. He wasnt happy about any of this because it was also about 3 in the morning.
So somw how no puking and fianlly i went to sleep woek up the next day and some how did not have that bad of a hangover. The end. I have carpel tunnel now sorry for that long ass post.

[LS1Powerhouse]

Couple of months ago before I left school me and my buddy handled two fifths of Jose Cuervo: Black Medallion and a half a bottle of Captain to ourselves... I passed out in the shower ass naked and didn't wake up until someone busted down the door because I had to go to work... Never again... Never again...

- I'm 5'9 and 163

[cammed goat]

You want me to mix you a drink,my way

[02transamce]

If it isn't 151 and coke you're wearing a skirt

hell man,my wife shoots 151 straight.no lie.

[blackSS01]

Well the night ended up costing over $1000 dollars. My buddy flipped the canoe and lost my glasses and cell phone......... BOOM theres $600 gone. Then I stepped on my laptop by accident and broke the screen, there is $500 gone. So I got new glasses and a phone already but no computer so I won't be posting here very often for a bit. But atleast this "LITTLE GUY" held the highest punching lbs on the boxing machine at the bar. 999 Lbs. Beat everyone in the bar including a 6'3 260 lb guy. That was on featherweight but so was everyone else. On heavy weight I did a 689 lbs. I always told my buddies I could back my mouth up

[cuervo25_1]

But atleast this "LITTLE GUY" held the highest punching lbs on the boxing machine at the bar. .999 Lbs. Beat everyone in the bar including a 6'3 260 lb guy. That was on featherweight but so was everyone else. On heavy weight I did a .689 lbs. I always told my buddies I could back my mouth up


There I fixed it for you cause you are not the sith lord lemoncat

[blackSS01]

But atleast this "LITTLE GUY" held the highest punching lbs on the boxing machine at the bar. .999 Lbs. Beat everyone in the bar including a 6'3 260 lb guy. That was on featherweight but so was everyone else. On heavy weight I did a .689 lbs. I always told my buddies I could back my mouth up


There I fixed it for you cause you are not the sith lord lemoncat

[grouch0jr]

At the NFL draft, me and my buddy hold a drinking game, we guess the guy the teams gonna pick right before Goodell comes up to the podium. If we're wrong, we drink. If we're right, we drink.

Win-win! Last year it was cap'n and coke. This year was Wild Turkey American Honey. That shit is fucking delicious. I'm 5'11, 145 lbs, my buddies like twice my size at 6'4, 255. I went drink for drink with him until he left at pick 20 trashed as fuck to go to a MMA fight (he was giving the trophy to the winner, he gave it to the wrong dude ). I lasted til pick 32, still drinkin, when I crawled upstairs and passed out on the toilet. Was a good day.

american honey is pretty good. when i was in texas in september i drank a 750 of it. i was like 2/3s done and some one dared me chug the rest, so i did. ive done a lot worse, haha, but i wouldnt even make it into my bed in the hotel room, woke up on the floor around 4:30 am.

there was another time when i was at a buddies house playing drinking games and i drank a LOT of captain, straight. the game was called fuck the dealer (i dont know if any of you are familiar with it), but i was the dealer for 80% of the deck and i got FUCKED. i started the game with a fresh handle of captain and was taking swigs of that instead of beer (pre gaming, right?), i drank it down till there was an inch left. this was probably in like an hour. man i was fucked.

[Speedy_Gonzales]

if you had not of thrown up you would be dead

[grouch0jr]

if you had not of thrown up you would be dead

ha, i never throw up from drinking, and never get hang overs. there is nothing to keep me in check.

[cuervo25_1]

ha, i never throw up from drinking, and never get hang overs. there is nothing to keep me in check.

Until your liver,kidneys,stomach,and bladder all pack up and leave your ass


One of my friends got so effed up on a variety of alcohol,and a couple different drugs one night and one of the weekly house parties I threw. He went to go piss,came out screaming like a girl holding his dick. Another friend asked him what the hell was wrong and he replied the tidy bowl man is in the toilet with a harppon gun wanting to shoot my dick, he kept saying yea pull it out , pull it out I dare ya.

a couple weeks later the same guy was doing the same crazy shit at another friends house when he went in the kitchen for more juice(he was trippin on acid) well the dude that lived there had a black light black panther poster in the kitchen, he snuck in behind my friend flipped off the reg light an flipped on the black light. my friend came tearing ass out swearing a black panther just broke in and was going to eat us all on his way to the bathroom.I yelled back ther "you aint safe in there either the tidy bowl man is in there. which he came flying out screaming I will take on the panther.I tripped him and held him down and made him calm down,I had to tell him the animal control got the panther and another friend flushed the tidy bowl man

[GTP231]

If you mix alcohol with anything non alcoholic you wear skirts, blouses and makeup


The parties I had everyone got the king sized BK cups and we would mix every type of alcohol we had in the house in those cups.The mans Kamikaze we called them. I am shocked I am still alive,have my internal organs,and that they are not rotted out.

when was that " record " set I think I had the record in 2000 when I drank a liter of cuervo1800,a pint of shine and a 12 pack of killians in a few hours. then i had to go to the hospital with a hyper extended elbow.started a wrestling match with one of my friends and we ended up rolling off a 6 foot wall next to the road(elevated yard) I landed in a bad way. The positive side was it was my right elbow. Of course i had to piss like mad when i was in the hospital,seeing that i couldn't use that arm to hold the wang the nurse had to do it(she was hot too,confirmed later when i was sober)

When Dad found out he shows up at my house and told me if you ever drink that much again you better hope you die.If not I will beat you like you never been beat before, God bless southern dads lol

I've done straight shots of 151

[02transamce]

I've done straight shots of 151

me too.quick and effective way of getting drunk!

[cuervo25_1]

me too.quick and effective way of getting drunk!

So is moonshine....maybe even quicker and more effective. definatly rot your guts quicker