most messed up way you've broken up with someone?

[Y2KPewterSS]

man... looking back now i wish i would have called some friends over... "dude... you got ot fucking see this... this chick is over and putting her nipples in to my fan..." hell... one of them might have taken her off my hands... damn hindsight...




yeah... i'm known for speaking my mind... my sister thinks i have that whole gary busey thing where i don't have much of a filter of what comes out of mouth...

You should have just told her "you will never make my dick erect, ever, get out".

[KMdef9]

You should have just told her "you will never make my dick erect, ever, get out".

This. lol

[Spaz]

You should have just told her "you will never make my dick erect, ever, get out".

jebus... her body was OK but she had kinda bug eyes going on that freaked me out...

[SHines-IT]

Spaz has Facebook, lol.

[Spaz]

Spaz has Facebook, lol.

yup... i don't know how to friggin work with it either... all i can do is read and post stuff... fucking people keep inviting me to some farmville and some dragon thing...

[SteveCZ28]

i have one....was a blind date. met her at her house, still ived with her parents. good looking girl i thought i hit the jackpot, good looking, skinny, liked cars, and was bragging about my camaro ther parents, then her dad took me to his garage showed me his 69 charger (sweet) but the girl and i went on our little date, took her to texas roadhouse (grill type of restraunt) dinner goes good, except a "african american descented" couple walks in and she drops her food and looks at me and says "you see them fucking coons walk in" i was like oh crap...well got done with our dinner, and we had to goto best buy so i could pick up a new center speaker for my dads surround system. just so happens a black guy helps me. i explain what im here for, and she goes "go some where else coon, we dont want u helping us" he looks at me, i have to appologize for her, hes like uh ok, she continues witht e coon crap, i appologize tell him it was a blind date and shes pyscotic. he laughs with me and i get what i need and im out. well i decide to goto walmart next door to goof off...she goes up to a black lady and smacks the vase she was holding out of her hand and goes, what u gonna steal that nigger bitch? i was furious now....i told her we had to go..we get to her house her parents are gone, she tells me their out of town for the weekend, and she needs to get some loving done...i was like shit. we go to her room in the basement, she shows me her computer background which is tons of pictures of me all over it. im freaking out to myself now. i made the mistake of taking off my coat with my car keys in it, she takes my coat and keys and hides them. so im just like wtf do i do. i left my phone in my car which is locked and cant do a damn thing about it now...well she wanted to watch a movie so i agree "to calm her down" wactch "soul plane" shes laughing and pointing, going on and on bout coons and nigs and what not. im hoping she would calm down and goto sleep but she wont. so i was forced to stay the night...(im a quiet sleeper, no snoring or breathing heavy) well in the middle of the night she slugs me in the chest and i wake up "wtf u punch me for" she goes on saying how she thought i was dead cuz she couldnt hear me breathe. im like u dont go punching people when u cant hear them breathe...she then goes well since ur up lets have sex...she starts trying to undo my belt and pants, i had to literally smak her off me and she fell off the bed. i said im tired let me fuckign sleep. we sleep the rest of the nite. she wakes me in the morning cuz she had to be at work at 8am. it was 7 when she woke me...she takes e up stairs and says oh u can watch tv while i take a shower, and invites me in the shower if i wanted to....as she gets in the shower i find my coat in her closet. i get my keys and fly out of her house as fast as i could got in my car and hauled ass outta there...10 mins later hpone is ringing, its her...where are you, i tell her im at the mcdonalds getting breakfast she tells me to hurry back, but im half way home at this point...i ignore her for about a week, one nite on my parents home phone she calls them up (no clue how she got their number) asking and screaming crying for me. i ignore that call also, 3 weeks of constant calls/texts from her, my parents are pissed cuz shes calling them constantly at 3am wanting me, they tell me to take care of it...she called me the next day or so i tell her to leave me alone. i dont like her, never liked her and cant stand how she treats other people. she starts screaming at me, and i say call me one more fucking time and i wll literally slam my car into a bridge overpass going buck 50 that there will be nothing left of me to even identify. she said sorry, and she loved me, and hopes we can work it out...that was the last time i saw/heard of her (thank god) lol so yeah

cliffnotes:
blind date
girl is psycho towards black people
hides coat/keys
punched me in my sleep
wanted to practice making psycho baby
psycho babbling text/calls
threatened suicide
girl quit talking to me

[Z28Thunder]

Had a good friend many years back. He wanted to break up with his g/f at the time. She really didnt seem to want to break up. So on her birthday he handed her a nicely rapped box. Whe she opened it up she saw that it was DOG food. The look on her face was priceless.. He didnt have any problems with her after that.

[SiggyZ]

Stevie will invite you to some 'thing'.

yup... i don't know how to friggin work with it either... all i can do is read and post stuff... fucking people keep inviting me to some farmville and some dragon thing...

[BdAsBrd01]

man... looking back now i wish i would have called some friends over... "dude... you got ot fucking see this... this chick is over and putting her nipples in to my fan..." hell... one of them might have taken her off my hands... damn hindsight... ...

This.

yeah... i'm known for speaking my mind... my sister thinks i have that whole gary busey thing where i don't have much of a filter of what comes out of mouth...

Hey man it's worked to your advantage!

[SHines-IT]

yup... i don't know how to friggin work with it either... all i can do is read and post stuff... fucking people keep inviting me to some farmville and some dragon thing...

Same, hate the site/

[Y2KPewterSS]

jebus... her body was OK but she had kinda bug eyes going on that freaked me out...

I guess I am getting old, cuz being annoying cancels out looks anymore


I don't use the friends zone, I put them in the "leave me the fuck alone zone" when they annoy me.

[Spaz]

This.




Hey man it's worked to your advantage!

i wasn't think like that then... i just wanted her out...

[Spaz]

I guess I am getting old, cuz being annoying cancels out looks anymore


I don't use the friends zone, I put them in the "leave me the fuck alone zone" when they annoy me.

i mean annoying like i'm trying to eat my food and she's putting her fot in my crotch and squished one of my nuts with her heel in the process...

[BdAsBrd01]

i wasn't think like that then... i just wanted her out...

That's what I mean, you didn't "beat around the bush" you just said what you meant and she didn't have room to argue.

[86 IROC-Z]

i have one....was a blind date. met her at her house, still ived with her parents. good looking girl i thought i hit the jackpot, good looking, skinny, liked cars, and was bragging about my camaro ther parents, then her dad took me to his garage showed me his 69 charger (sweet) but the girl and i went on our little date, took her to texas roadhouse (grill type of restraunt) dinner goes good, except a "african american descented" couple walks in and she drops her food and looks at me and says "you see them fucking coons walk in" i was like oh crap...well got done with our dinner, and we had to goto best buy so i could pick up a new center speaker for my dads surround system. just so happens a black guy helps me. i explain what im here for, and she goes "go some where else coon, we dont want u helping us" he looks at me, i have to appologize for her, hes like uh ok, she continues witht e coon crap, i appologize tell him it was a blind date and shes pyscotic. he laughs with me and i get what i need and im out. well i decide to goto walmart next door to goof off...she goes up to a black lady and smacks the vase she was holding out of her hand and goes, what u gonna steal that nigger bitch? i was furious now....i told her we had to go..we get to her house her parents are gone, she tells me their out of town for the weekend, and she needs to get some loving done...i was like shit. we go to her room in the basement, she shows me her computer background which is tons of pictures of me all over it. im freaking out to myself now. i made the mistake of taking off my coat with my car keys in it, she takes my coat and keys and hides them. so im just like wtf do i do. i left my phone in my car which is locked and cant do a damn thing about it now...well she wanted to watch a movie so i agree "to calm her down" wactch "soul plane" shes laughing and pointing, going on and on bout coons and nigs and what not. im hoping she would calm down and goto sleep but she wont. so i was forced to stay the night...(im a quiet sleeper, no snoring or breathing heavy) well in the middle of the night she slugs me in the chest and i wake up "wtf u punch me for" she goes on saying how she thought i was dead cuz she couldnt hear me breathe. im like u dont go punching people when u cant hear them breathe...she then goes well since ur up lets have sex...she starts trying to undo my belt and pants, i had to literally smak her off me and she fell off the bed. i said im tired let me fuckign sleep. we sleep the rest of the nite. she wakes me in the morning cuz she had to be at work at 8am. it was 7 when she woke me...she takes e up stairs and says oh u can watch tv while i take a shower, and invites me in the shower if i wanted to....as she gets in the shower i find my coat in her closet. i get my keys and fly out of her house as fast as i could got in my car and hauled ass outta there...10 mins later hpone is ringing, its her...where are you, i tell her im at the mcdonalds getting breakfast she tells me to hurry back, but im half way home at this point...i ignore her for about a week, one nite on my parents home phone she calls them up (no clue how she got their number) asking and screaming crying for me. i ignore that call also, 3 weeks of constant calls/texts from her, my parents are pissed cuz shes calling them constantly at 3am wanting me, they tell me to take care of it...she called me the next day or so i tell her to leave me alone. i dont like her, never liked her and cant stand how she treats other people. she starts screaming at me, and i say call me one more fucking time and i wll literally slam my car into a bridge overpass going buck 50 that there will be nothing left of me to even identify. she said sorry, and she loved me, and hopes we can work it out...that was the last time i saw/heard of her (thank god) lol so yeah

cliffnotes:
blind date
girl is psycho towards black people
hides coat/keys
punched me in my sleep
wanted to practice making psycho baby
psycho babbling text/calls
threatened suicide
girl quit talking to me

Wow.

[BdAsBrd01]

i have one....was a blind date. met her at her house, still ived with her parents. good looking girl i thought i hit the jackpot, good looking, skinny, liked cars, and was bragging about my camaro ther parents, then her dad took me to his garage showed me his 69 charger (sweet) but the girl and i went on our little date, took her to texas roadhouse (grill type of restraunt) dinner goes good, except a "african american descented" couple walks in and she drops her food and looks at me and says "you see them fucking coons walk in" i was like oh crap...well got done with our dinner, and we had to goto best buy so i could pick up a new center speaker for my dads surround system. just so happens a black guy helps me. i explain what im here for, and she goes "go some where else coon, we dont want u helping us" he looks at me, i have to appologize for her, hes like uh ok, she continues witht e coon crap, i appologize tell him it was a blind date and shes pyscotic. he laughs with me and i get what i need and im out. well i decide to goto walmart next door to goof off...she goes up to a black lady and smacks the vase she was holding out of her hand and goes, what u gonna steal that nigger bitch? i was furious now....i told her we had to go..we get to her house her parents are gone, she tells me their out of town for the weekend, and she needs to get some loving done...i was like shit. we go to her room in the basement, she shows me her computer background which is tons of pictures of me all over it. im freaking out to myself now. i made the mistake of taking off my coat with my car keys in it, she takes my coat and keys and hides them. so im just like wtf do i do. i left my phone in my car which is locked and cant do a damn thing about it now...well she wanted to watch a movie so i agree "to calm her down" wactch "soul plane" shes laughing and pointing, going on and on bout coons and nigs and what not. im hoping she would calm down and goto sleep but she wont. so i was forced to stay the night...(im a quiet sleeper, no snoring or breathing heavy) well in the middle of the night she slugs me in the chest and i wake up "wtf u punch me for" she goes on saying how she thought i was dead cuz she couldnt hear me breathe. im like u dont go punching people when u cant hear them breathe...she then goes well since ur up lets have sex...she starts trying to undo my belt and pants, i had to literally smak her off me and she fell off the bed. i said im tired let me fuckign sleep. we sleep the rest of the nite. she wakes me in the morning cuz she had to be at work at 8am. it was 7 when she woke me...she takes e up stairs and says oh u can watch tv while i take a shower, and invites me in the shower if i wanted to....as she gets in the shower i find my coat in her closet. i get my keys and fly out of her house as fast as i could got in my car and hauled ass outta there...10 mins later hpone is ringing, its her...where are you, i tell her im at the mcdonalds getting breakfast she tells me to hurry back, but im half way home at this point...i ignore her for about a week, one nite on my parents home phone she calls them up (no clue how she got their number) asking and screaming crying for me. i ignore that call also, 3 weeks of constant calls/texts from her, my parents are pissed cuz shes calling them constantly at 3am wanting me, they tell me to take care of it...she called me the next day or so i tell her to leave me alone. i dont like her, never liked her and cant stand how she treats other people. she starts screaming at me, and i say call me one more fucking time and i wll literally slam my car into a bridge overpass going buck 50 that there will be nothing left of me to even identify. she said sorry, and she loved me, and hopes we can work it out...that was the last time i saw/heard of her (thank god) lol so yeah

cliffnotes:
blind date
girl is psycho towards black people
hides coat/keys
punched me in my sleep
wanted to practice making psycho baby
psycho babbling text/calls
threatened suicide
girl quit talking to me

Damn man! you're lucky she didn't fuckin lock you in the basement for a week or some shit....

[SteveCZ28]

yea i know i was lucky...my parents were worried cuz i told them id be home, but i couldnt get ahold of them obviously due to other things happening. no more blind dates after that, lmao

[SMWS6TA]

i have one....was a blind date. met her at her house, still ived with her parents. good looking girl i thought i hit the jackpot, good looking, skinny, liked cars, and was bragging about my camaro ther parents, then her dad took me to his garage showed me his 69 charger (sweet) but the girl and i went on our little date, took her to texas roadhouse (grill type of restraunt) dinner goes good, except a "african american descented" couple walks in and she drops her food and looks at me and says "you see them fucking coons walk in" i was like oh crap...well got done with our dinner, and we had to goto best buy so i could pick up a new center speaker for my dads surround system. just so happens a black guy helps me. i explain what im here for, and she goes "go some where else coon, we dont want u helping us" he looks at me, i have to appologize for her, hes like uh ok, she continues witht e coon crap, i appologize tell him it was a blind date and shes pyscotic. he laughs with me and i get what i need and im out. well i decide to goto walmart next door to goof off...she goes up to a black lady and smacks the vase she was holding out of her hand and goes, what u gonna steal that nigger bitch? i was furious now....i told her we had to go..we get to her house her parents are gone, she tells me their out of town for the weekend, and she needs to get some loving done...i was like shit. we go to her room in the basement, she shows me her computer background which is tons of pictures of me all over it. im freaking out to myself now. i made the mistake of taking off my coat with my car keys in it, she takes my coat and keys and hides them. so im just like wtf do i do. i left my phone in my car which is locked and cant do a damn thing about it now...well she wanted to watch a movie so i agree "to calm her down" wactch "soul plane" shes laughing and pointing, going on and on bout coons and nigs and what not. im hoping she would calm down and goto sleep but she wont. so i was forced to stay the night...(im a quiet sleeper, no snoring or breathing heavy) well in the middle of the night she slugs me in the chest and i wake up "wtf u punch me for" she goes on saying how she thought i was dead cuz she couldnt hear me breathe. im like u dont go punching people when u cant hear them breathe...she then goes well since ur up lets have sex...she starts trying to undo my belt and pants, i had to literally smak her off me and she fell off the bed. i said im tired let me fuckign sleep. we sleep the rest of the nite. she wakes me in the morning cuz she had to be at work at 8am. it was 7 when she woke me...she takes e up stairs and says oh u can watch tv while i take a shower, and invites me in the shower if i wanted to....as she gets in the shower i find my coat in her closet. i get my keys and fly out of her house as fast as i could got in my car and hauled ass outta there...10 mins later hpone is ringing, its her...where are you, i tell her im at the mcdonalds getting breakfast she tells me to hurry back, but im half way home at this point...i ignore her for about a week, one nite on my parents home phone she calls them up (no clue how she got their number) asking and screaming crying for me. i ignore that call also, 3 weeks of constant calls/texts from her, my parents are pissed cuz shes calling them constantly at 3am wanting me, they tell me to take care of it...she called me the next day or so i tell her to leave me alone. i dont like her, never liked her and cant stand how she treats other people. she starts screaming at me, and i say call me one more fucking time and i wll literally slam my car into a bridge overpass going buck 50 that there will be nothing left of me to even identify. she said sorry, and she loved me, and hopes we can work it out...that was the last time i saw/heard of her (thank god) lol so yeah

cliffnotes:
blind date
girl is psycho towards black people
hides coat/keys
punched me in my sleep
wanted to practice making psycho baby
psycho babbling text/calls
threatened suicide
girl quit talking to me

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[SteveCZ28]

lmao, wow.....

[Mike97dakota]

how did u drive on that waterfall or is that photoshop?