Whats the dirtiest thing youve done with your partner

**bruiser55** · 08-13-2007, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

hahahahaha SUCKS!!!!!!

tell me bout it.....I begged and begged her to get it...but no...

**94z28l** · 08-13-2007, 11:49 PM

similar to the spiderman, houdini- fuck her doggy style, pull out spit on her back and when she looks back bust in her face (actually did this one at a party

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**sgt0704** · 08-14-2007, 12:02 AM

Originally Posted by Danger731

NICE DIRTY PIRATE, but to correct one - A Strawberry shortcake is when you get a blow job and just before you cum you pull out shoot the load on her face then punch her in the nose. Amatuers.

that has already been named candy cane.

amatuers.

**02sunsetorangeZ** · 08-14-2007, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

(birth control)

i wouldn't be so sure of no pregnancy, my teacher told me she was on birth control, and her husband was using a rubber but she got pregnant... with twins... weird teacher....

**sgt0704** · 08-14-2007, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by LS1formulafreak

the spider man

doin it doggy, you pull out and bust in your hand, then spit on her back so she thinks your done...then flick your load in her face screaming SPIDERMAN!

i pictured this in my head as i was reading.. fucking classic.

**kebie05** · 08-14-2007, 12:12 AM

there is some crazy shit on here

**ATCharming** · 08-14-2007, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by 02sunsetorangeZ

i wouldn't be so sure of no pregnancy, my teacher told me she was on birth control, and her husband was using a rubber but she got pregnant... with twins... weird teacher....

wow. thats really fucked up. ill take my 99.8% chance lol. ur teacher was probably using the pill, and took it the wrong time of day or forgot to take it.
my gf is on the shot which is every 3 months so theres no way of her forgetting it or doin it wrong.

me and her went over a year without b.c., without condoms, just pullin out and no pregnancies, so i think with a MUCH more protective solution....

ill take my chances lol

**Blitzed** · 08-14-2007, 01:16 AM

I didn't get to pull a creampie till I was 20. I've got some real shit instead of donkey punch bullshit and steamroller. One time my ex and I got a little crazy and we drove up to the rich parts of the local lake. Broke into somones lake house and fucked like animals all night all over said house. It was a fucking rush and kicked ass. Then as far as nasty/kinky shit... tossing the ole salad or getting a finger in your ass during a blowjob take the cake for me. Thats all I've got for now

**thecorrectformula** · 08-14-2007, 02:16 AM

The Snow Plow. You gotta be goin doggy on the floor. Reach down and pull her arms out from under her and then scoot her across the floor on her face while your still goin at it.

**02cetransam** · 08-14-2007, 04:28 AM

I know a guy who fked his girlfriend on the hood of his mavric in a semi public area. His hood is bigger than my bed, so good thinking if you ask me.

**cam02ss** · 08-14-2007, 05:32 AM

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....and suprise suprise...not one female post in this thread

**ADAM-00SS** · 08-14-2007, 05:53 AM

Roman warrior helmet: put your balls on her forehead and lay your junk down her nose. Looks like a roman warrior hemet

**Mike Moore** · 08-14-2007, 07:02 AM

The kinkiest/strangest thing I've ever done would be a toss up between fist fucking a girl or going down on her after I came in her. Of course there is the tried and true ass licking too, but that's kind of vanilla nowadays, or choke fucking them til they are at the point of puking. Nothing like gagging them till the tears are rolling. Some like it, some dont.

**Camaros710102** · 08-14-2007, 07:31 AM

Wow!

**TA Ride** · 08-14-2007, 11:13 AM

i hadnt done anything as crazy as some of these but i have mushroom stamped one of my ex's before while she was asleep on her forehead and another time when she was asleep i jerked off on her face and chest.

**burnws6** · 08-14-2007, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by TA Ride

i hadnt done anything as crazy as some of these but i have mushroom stamped one of my ex's before while she was asleep on her forehead and another time when she was asleep i jerked off on her face and chest.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-14-2007, 11:21 AM

The Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.

**Mr. Luos** · 08-14-2007, 11:40 AM

Rear Admiral

An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive you hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forwards. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun watch her face hit the floor. You rise to Admiral status when you can bang her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

**ATCharming** · 08-14-2007, 12:06 PM

**ATCharming** · 08-14-2007, 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Moore

The kinkiest/strangest thing I've ever done would be a toss up between fist fucking a girl or going down on her after I came in her. Of course there is the tried and true ass licking too, but that's kind of vanilla nowadays, or choke fucking them til they are at the point of puking. Nothing like gagging them till the tears are rolling. Some like it, some dont.

i woudlnt imagine anyone'd like being choked lol