Automatic Toilet Tissue Dispenser Ready

[gwballin]

How lazy can we get? Man, what is the world coming to? Next thing you know people will be getting toilet seat warmers for those cold morning shits.

According to the website, they make great gifts

http://www.toiletseat.biz/index.html

[0rion]

5-6 sheets is laughable. I would have to count the sheets but it equals the distance around my hand and wrist 3-4 times. I use the swirl method. Grab and end with your hand then just swirl it in a circular motion around the roll while holding the roll steady. Pisses my wife off because I always take the rolls off the holders at home.
On the same subject:
How do you think a blind man knows when to stop wiping his ass??

[ATCharming]

5-6 sheets is laughable. I would have to count the sheets but it equals the distance around my hand and wrist 3-4 times. I use the swirl method. Grab and end with your hand then just swirl it in a circular motion around the roll while holding the roll steady. Pisses my wife off because I always take the rolls off the holders at home.
On the same subject:
How do you think a blind man knows when to stop wiping his ass??

maybe he smells the TP every time???

im sorry... but u asked

[third_shift|studios]

maybe he smells the TP every time???

im sorry... but u asked

AAAAWWW MAN!!!!!

[burnws6]

maybe he smells the TP every time???

im sorry... but u asked

taste is an option.... lmfao

[67CamaroRSSS]

This item does not impress me. Now if it were to whipe my ass for me, that would be impressive.

It's called a "bidet" (sounds like be-da) and it uses a stream of water and warm air. You find them alot in European houses. I've thought about installing this kind of toilet when I redo the bathrooms in my house.

[third_shift|studios]

lmao...i know what a bidet is, i like ole-fashion'd american TP on my ass though...and if a contraption could do it for me-all the better.