Best friend wants me to bang his Girlfriend

[310stanger]

Hand her a dildo and tell her go screw herself you want nothing to do with it

Haha. nice. He should jus tell his buddy to fuck his own girlfriend. I can't figure out why anyoen wants another guy banging their girlfriend? lol Maybe the dude is gay for him?

[transamprincess98]

Sorry I'm in a very blunt mood today

[310stanger]

Sorry I'm in a very blunt mood today

Its a good response. But then he is in fact left with the dilemma of her asking him to use it on her lol God I never thought that would turn out to be a dillemma lol but in his case it is lol What are the rules on watching? haha

[transamprincess98]

Some guys get off on other people screwing their chick. I don't get it, but I guess to each their own. Sounds to me like your buddy isn't doing something right and you should seriously remove yourself from the situation. No matter what way you look at it no good can come of it.

[transamprincess98]

That is when you use the dildo as a bat and slap her upside the head and hopefully knock her out

[310stanger]

There is a huge like swinger community out there. Some people really dont care about sharing and even jus swap. THey are normally older though from what i understand. Did your buddy get kicked in the nuts recently? haha maybe he's got a micropenis?

[310stanger]

That is when you use the dildo as a bat and slap her upside the head and hopefully knock her out

Yeah good idea, instead of getting pussy he gets an assault charge. Thats the safe play in this situation

[transamprincess98]

I think having an assault charge is better then the other options

[310stanger]

I would probably rather have sex then get assault charges.... hahahaha

[transamprincess98]

OK if that is the case at hand find someone other then friend's chick and bang her in front of said friend and his whacko gf

[310stanger]

OK if that is the case at hand find someone other then friend's chick and bang her in front of said friend and his whacko gf

Thats a good solution lol

[tnthub]

In general, it is not a good idea to proceed with banging your friend's lady for a great many reasons. Since you even had to ask the question you are aware of many of the potential problems.

Your buddy is disrespecting his girl by even considering letting anyone else touch her but it sounds to me like they really don't have much of a relationship in the first place based on her actions.

And just suppose your friend is a "mini man"? Or a three second squirt? She might never go back to him?

Or suppose he is packing an 18 incher and all his girlfriend does is ask you if it is in yet?

Perhaps he is simply trying to dump her and figures if you bang her then he has reason to let her go? Or maybe he has been banging someone else too and this is his way of dealing with his guilt?

If you are not absolutley 100 percent confident of the exact situation you should avoid boinking her at all costs. Since you posted the question it is evident to me you are uncertain of the outcome.

How about asking for friend why he wants you to nail his girl? That might be a good start...

[SeVeReDiStOrTiOn]

I'm thinking your friend is saying "he doesn't care" as a defense mechanism...he does care but what else can he do? His g/f is saying she wants to screw his best friend...that hurts. He tells himself and you that he doesn't care as a way of reducing his anxiety. If you do her you'll be making a huge mistake IMO..

[310stanger]

In general, it is not a good idea to proceed with banging your friend's lady for a great many reasons. Since you even had to ask the question you are aware of many of the potential problems.

Your buddy is disrespecting his girl by even considering letting anyone else touch her but it sounds to me like they really don't have much of a relationship in the first place based on her actions.

And just suppose your friend is a "mini man"? Or a three second squirt? She might never go back to him?

Or suppose he is packing an 18 incher and all his girlfriend does is ask you if it is in yet?

Perhaps he is simply trying to dump her and figures if you bang her then he has reason to let her go? Or maybe he has been banging someone else too and this is his way of dealing with his guilt?

If you are not absolutley 100 percent confident of the exact situation you should avoid boinking her at all costs. Since you posted the question it is evident to me you are uncertain of the outcome.

How about asking for friend why he wants you to nail his girl? That might be a good start...

excellent points.

[davered00ss]

I had a similar situation with a guy who use to be my best friend. (not because of this) With 2 different G/F's he had, he kept on me about sleeping with them. Once a 3 way, did not do that either. I did not want to take the chance of loosing a great friend. You never know how he will feel after it all happens. He may be cool with it now, but after...........Who knows.

I would not do it, but I would ask him why.

I would bring up your friend ship. Tell him if it was some randon ho you picked up it would be one thing.

I think you already went too far making out w/ her and sucking on the ta-ta's. where was he during the ta-ta sucking?

[00ssSLP]

All these points are good, but no one has mentioned the BIG one. Mistakes happen, what if you got her pregnant. The only thing that is 100% on not having a little terror running around the house is if you don't do it at all. Now don't get me wrong I take care of my girlfriend but she is my girlfriend if she gets pregnant by me its ok, but if you got your friends girl pregnant that’s Jerry Springer.

[davered00ss]

You need to post pic's of her.

[BadBlueBird*]

LOL, just fuck your buddy..that will teach that whore!

[86 IROC-Z]

he must be two pump chump

[sgt0704]

maybe you're lying?? but i think we need pics for proof.