am i an asshole? or is my gf a B***h

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

the absolute perfect response to this thread.
post of the day.

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by 94z28l

i was expecting a similar response so all that i'll say is, how do you know?

how do i know what? ive known this girl for years. she was a friend of mine for a long time before we started dating. i know her alot more than you guys think

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Get used to it. It is called female spontaneous combustion. They all are that way. There is absolutely no rational nor reason for these "explosions" and you will drive yourself crazy trying to figure this shit out with females. You just say OK and take her ass home and go watch your movie with your folks. They will ask you where your GF is and you just say she had a female spontaneous combustion and watch your Dad nod his head in understanding without uttering a single word.
Then you get married to one...and have all daughters....one day you will be sitting in your castle enjoying a cold one after a hard day of detailing your car....and suddenly you'll be surrounded by females who all experience female spontaneous combustion all at once. A triple. Scientist can record the explosion from China. You will slowly and quietly get up and go sit in your garage with your car and pop another cold one and remember this post from Sarge.

thank you sarge! "female spontaneous combustion" i fuckin love it. i will be using that every day now.

you are the man

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

thank you sarge! "female spontaneous combustion" i fuckin love it. i will be using that every day now.

you are the man

they don't call him old man for no reason

he's been there done that... 2x - 3x around than most of us

**third_shift|studios** · 05-31-2007, 10:14 AM

i still wanna know what goddamn movie it was

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:15 AM

me too!

**94z28l** · 05-31-2007, 10:33 AM

he said it earlier, pans labyrinth

**third_shift|studios** · 05-31-2007, 10:41 AM

OMG! that movie looked TYTE!

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

OMG! that movie looked TYTE!

yea it actually did (idk if that was sarcasm or not lol) but i thought it did look really good.

i rented it, got home, realized the only audio options were spanish... called the video store andhe goes "oh, they only make a spanish version"

WHAT THE FUCK!>!?!?!??

so yea, we didnt watch that movie. . . they ended up putting in night at the museum which i thought looked gay

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:46 AM

oh shit, nice movie, for that dump her now!

good movie pick...

http://www.panslabyrinth.com/

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

yea it actually did (idk if that was sarcasm or not lol) but i thought it did look really good.

i rented it, got home, realized the only audio options were spanish... called the video store andhe goes "oh, they only make a spanish version"

WHAT THE FUCK!>!?!?!??

so yea, we didnt watch that movie. . . they ended up putting in night at the museum which i thought looked gay

it is gay ass movie even for a 16yrs old... I agree. what a dumb ass movie.

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:50 AM

i was so pissed off that pans labyrinth was just for fricken mexicans, when the whole box is in english, the fucking dvd menu is english, and teh previews were In FUCKING ENGLISH!!!

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by djvaly

it is gay ass movie even for a 16yrs old... I agree. what a dumb ass movie.

yup. my gf requested it. thats when i said "yea, put in night at the museum. seriuously. i dont wanna see it, but sarah needs to get her way or shes gonna whine and go home. so yea, lets humor her and watch that movie"

2 minutes into the movie i went downstairs to make this thread lol

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:53 AM

i got a rep point for this thread. who gave it to me?

its blue, does that mean its a negative point?

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

yup. my gf requested it. thats when i said "yea, put in night at the museum. seriuously. i dont wanna see it, but sarah needs to get her way or shes gonna whine and go home. so yea, lets humor her and watch that movie"

2 minutes into the movie i went downstairs to make this thread lol

LOL, then ask her to read it too LOL

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by djvaly

LOL, then ask her to read it too LOL

uhhhhhh... then she may dump my ass.

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

i got a rep point for this thread. who gave it to me?

its blue, does that mean its a negative point?

I gave you an approval point, for starting a hate thread while she was enjoying her gay ass movie

**djvaly** · 05-31-2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by ATCharming

uhhhhhh... then she may dump my ass.

either way what's the loss?

+

**ATCharming** · 05-31-2007, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by djvaly

I gave you an approval point, for starting a hate thread while she was enjoying her gay ass movie

really? haha. is that blue? whats witht he whole POINT system? i have a couple green and a couple blue. in which case im assuming, ones good and one's bad... ?