Ridiculous things you do..

[98-LS1]

My son drives me nuts when he eats, he's only 3 too. He'll sit there and pick at his food with his fingertips and look at me. I just about fly to pieces every time he does that, I don't know why it irritates me so bad.

[pocheasy]

Whenever I see someone pick up a burger upside down (with the lettuce and tomato under the burger) and start eating it it drives me nuts. Im like "what the hell are you doing!"

hey i do this, its cause the top of the bun is fatter than the bottom and by turning it upside down i mutilate the burger less, if i eat it upside right idk what my deal is but i always destroy the bottom of the bun just by holding it. i also eat french fries a couple at a time and of equal size..

[86 IROC-Z]

I can't eat a hamburger if the ketchup is next to the tomatoes...

[98-LS1]

I pick the crust of bread off of a sandwhich before I eat it, don't know why but I always have. Just one of those funny things I guess.

[SLIM_DURST]

what?

I have some oddities:

have to eat 2-3 frenchfries at a time, must be equal length before dipping in ketchup.

I do not like to dip my fries in ketchup anymore... well... that's my oddity I guess...

[86 IROC-Z]

This thing that I do really weirds people out...

I dip my ketchup in my fries...

[Firebug]

Some people will say... "I set my alarm clock 20mins early so when it goes off, I hit the snooze a couple of times and I get an extra 20mins sleep..." WTF? In that case, set it 5hrs early and hit the snooze 30 times to get 5 hrs extra sleep every night... dumbass!

Obviously they do it to wake up gradually, but when they explain it like that I have to take the piss...

I have heaps of little idiosyncrasies...

I used to have to use the same coloured pegs on each item when hanging clothes out on the line. Fixed that problem, pulled the line out and bought a dryer.

I wont pull the parkbrake on in a car without holding the button in first, none of that 'click click click' for me thanx.

I cant dance. don't ask me to, it just wont happen. I get on the dancefloor and I may as well be naked.

I mow my lawn exactly the same way everytime I do it, if my rhythem is upset, I am lost...

If I go outside, I cant stand not to have my keys in my pocket...

I wont intentionally fart in front of my girlfriend. Don't know why, but its been 5 and a half years now and I never have. Apparently I do it in my sleep all the time and she cant wait till morning to tell me...

I cant urinate in front of anyone. Alway have to use the cubicle if I'm out. If I know someone can see me, even if they are not looking, I cant go, busting or not. That started at work one night, I was peeing along side a truck when a workmate threw a firecracker at my feet. I didn't see it. The fright literally scared the piss out of me.

Well, seems I've embarrassed myself enough for one thread... I might just shut up now...

[Spaz]

Some people will say... "I set my alarm clock 20mins early so when it goes off, I hit the snooze a couple of times and I get an extra 20mins sleep..." WTF? In that case, set it 5hrs early and hit the snooze 30 times to get 5 hrs extra sleep every night... dumbass!

Obviously they do it to wake up gradually, but when they explain it like that I have to take the piss...

I have heaps of little idiosyncrasies...

I used to have to use the same coloured pegs on each item when hanging clothes out on the line. Fixed that problem, pulled the line out and bought a dryer.

I wont pull the parkbrake on in a car without holding the button in first, none of that 'click click click' for me thanx.

I cant dance. don't ask me to, it just wont happen. I get on the dancefloor and I may as well be naked.

I mow my lawn exactly the same way everytime I do it, if my rhythem is upset, I am lost...

If I go outside, I cant stand not to have my keys in my pocket...

I wont intentionally fart in front of my girlfriend. Don't know why, but its been 5 and a half years now and I never have. Apparently I do it in my sleep all the time and she cant wait till morning to tell me...

I cant urinate in front of anyone. Alway have to use the cubicle if I'm out. If I know someone can see me, even if they are not looking, I cant go, busting or not. That started at work one night, I was peeing along side a truck when a workmate threw a firecracker at my feet. I didn't see it. The fright literally scared the piss out of me.

Well, seems I've embarrassed myself enough for one thread... I might just shut up now...

not much embarasses me... i fart all the time... if i meet a girl i make sure i fart infront of her... if she laughs she is a keeper... if she thinks it's gross i get rid of her cause she has no sence of humor... if she farts back then i defend my territory by farting as much as i can...

[SLIM_DURST]

Some people will say... "I set my alarm clock 20mins early so when it goes off, I hit the snooze a couple of times and I get an extra 20mins sleep..." WTF? In that case, set it 5hrs early and hit the snooze 30 times to get 5 hrs extra sleep every night... dumbass!
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kinda like people who set their clocks 10 minutes fast to help them stop being late all the time. problem is you know it's 10 min fast , so it doesnt make any sense.

[SLIM_DURST]

another clock thing - you are supposed to set your clock 1 hour ahead/back for spring/fall, at 2am. I heard of some people that think they have to wake up at 2am to do it. if they don't do it then they'll miss their opportunity somehow.

[moondog]

I have to have my keys in my left pocket and my change in my right pocket or it drives me insane.

[AKIRA]

I have to have my keys in my left pocket and my change in my right pocket or it drives me insane.

Holy shit, I am the same way.


How about this one fellers!!!!


Walking on a completely flat surface. No bumps, dips, or obstructions. Despite its smooth surface, you still trip or do some sort of half step that causes you to almost fall forward. If anyone is around, they will ALWAYS notice it.

[Zapper2003]

I've got the bladder-shy issue too. As for keys...Right Pocket change in the left. I'm an odd one, i'm right handed, but wear my watch on my right hand too, can't stand it being on a left. I dont even wear a watch anymore anyhow.

[ss~zoso~ss]

i calc. fuel mileage each time i fill up, dam engineers...

[86 IROC-Z]

i calc. fuel mileage each time i fill up, dam engineers...

I do that... but not when I fill up, I just write the milage on the reciept and do them all together later.

[AKIRA]

I've got the bladder-shy issue too. As for keys...Right Pocket change in the left. I'm an odd one, i'm right handed, but wear my watch on my right hand too, can't stand it being on a left. I dont even wear a watch anymore anyhow.

I wear it on my right too.

I dont wear a watch too much anymore either.

When I get mad, sometimes ill hit things and POP! off goes my watch.

[Nastyfoot]

You all have a form of obsessive compulsive disorder you sick fucks!

[joerockhead]

Everytime I mention some things like this to someone else, they blurt out "YES! THAT SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS, I HATE IT!!"

Ehh, it happens

So maybe Ill share my few lil things and after hearing others', Ill be able to blurt out the same shit.

No, too late you alredy did

Laying in bed, partially or totally asleep. Then having some sort of dream or thought about falling off the side of the bed, only I am in the middle. Either way, I react as if I am falling...in the middle of the fucking bed. I shake and shift, awaken, and laugh.

No

Waking up wondering, why the hell didnt the alarm clock go off? Havent I been sleeping a lot? Then look at the alarm clock and the fucker is within 5 min of going off.

No

Waking up 1-2 hours naturally, earlier than the alarm clock is supposed to go off. Even though I am more awake than usual, I say, why not get the extra 2 hours of sleep? I go back to sleep, 2 hours go by, the alarm clock goes off, and I am more tired than I have ever been.

YES, That happens to me!!!

(This doesnt happen anymore) Going to sleep early in the evening when there is still light out. I wake up in the middle of the evening when its dark, look at the clock, seeing that its 7 o clock, panic, and rush out of bed. When I get out to the kitchen, I finally realize its 7PM and not 7AM. I laugh or cry, its always one of them.

Not in a long time

[Zapper2003]

I just about always check the fuel mileage as well, I hate what I see every time too!

[astyles]

my wife has to have even number on verything.......i eat the cake part out of a cake so i can have just frosting