What's a good way to put someone under safely?

**98-LS1** · 03-07-2007, 11:49 AM

I'm not asking this but one of my co-workers brought this up at lunch, he's evidently wanting to pull a prank on one of the dumbasses we work with here. To make a long story short everyone has been fucking around with Larry, a special dude here that's a complete drunken dumbass. Their wanting to spike his beer at Judys this Friday night knocking him out then dropping him off in the back parking lot of a local gay bar here outside of Knoxville. I think it would be hilarious, they are going to take pictures and post them everywhere at work. Anyone know of a easy and safe way to put this drunk under safely? I think it would be hilarious, maybe be a rude awakening for this idiot before he loses his job over another DUI. And just so ya'll know, I am taking no part in this but I will be watching.

**SexOnWheels** · 03-07-2007, 11:51 AM

Is there a safe way?

Shit like this, even if only in jest, can result in death!

Like the saying goes "...until somone loses an eye"

**Spaz** · 03-07-2007, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Is there a safe way?

Shit like this, even if only in jest, can result in death!

Like the saying goes "...until somone loses an eye"

this is true... he can fall in to a coma... or he could be allergic to any medicins or what ever it is that you give to him...

best way is the date rape drug...

**Spaz** · 03-07-2007, 11:54 AM

or chloroform...

**98-LS1** · 03-07-2007, 11:55 AM

Ah hell, guess he can drink himself stupid. I don't know if there is a safe way or not but I told them not to do anything stupid. This guy drinks more than anyone I've ever seen so I'm sure he can do the trick himself. Larry is one screwed up individual, I'll have to explain the whole story because it's hilarious. I'm sure ya'll have some retard at work that everyone fucks with.

**98-LS1** · 03-07-2007, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by The Real Spaz

this is true... he can fall in to a coma... or he could be allergic to any medicins or what ever it is that you give to him...

best way is the date rape drug...

Ha ha, That's screwed up right there! I wouldn't hold it against these crazy SOB's I work with.

**third_shift|studios** · 03-07-2007, 12:07 PM

i dunno, but honestly you should do what they did in the movie ski patrol: get him knocked out, put him in his driver's seat [engine off at all times], 3 others enter the car, have 4 others push the car in a spin out and start screaming until he wakes up and tries to save it

**98-LS1** · 03-07-2007, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i dunno, but honestly you should do what they did in the movie ski patrol: get him knocked out, put him in his driver's seat [engine off at all times], 3 others enter the car, have 4 others push the car in a spin out and start screaming until he wakes up and tries to save it

OMG, and get it all on video! That would be hilarious! He allready hates all of us so hopefully this will put the icing on the cake. The guys stutters when he talks and walks funny, he's 43 years old and is still an E-4 in the Army Reserves. Sad, just sad.

**Hi-Po** · 03-07-2007, 07:37 PM

Im pretty sure cyanide works well for this kind of thing.

**Dax** · 03-07-2007, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i dunno, but honestly you should do what they did in the movie ski patrol: get him knocked out, put him in his driver's seat [engine off at all times], 3 others enter the car, have 4 others push the car in a spin out and start screaming until he wakes up and tries to save it

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 03-07-2007, 07:58 PM

I wouldn't do it...the dude could die from something completely unrelated to the prank and you're fucked. Say you drug the dude and do the prank...while he's out he pukes from drinkin too much and chokes on his barf. You'd have a hard time explaining that to the cops..

**ATCharming** · 03-07-2007, 08:05 PM

id be pretty nervous about actually drugging him while hes drunk too. heres the 2 things i would chose between doing:

1... Letting him get drunk as hell... completely shitfaced, and deal with him like that with no other drug.

2... cloroform him, or spike his drink or w/e u plan on doing... but BEFORE he gets drunk. i guess thats taking a risk that he might find out its you, but i would take that risk over the risk of killing him.

dont get me wrong, this is a fuckin hillarious idea LMFAO!! just do it safely!

**98-LS1** · 03-08-2007, 03:07 AM

I think we'll just let the dumbass get drunk, thanks for the replies! I'll post some pictures of the retard once the prank is pulled. This is going to be hilarious!